[Copypasta] Please stop spamming, for Bernard

Only the chosen one can hold his donger

twitchquotes: 8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger ⎝ PogChamp

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February 2016

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I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

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December 2016

Kripp

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I want to become a walrus

twitchquotes: Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.

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July 2014

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You guessed it right, im 12 btw

twitchquotes: older than 11 haHAA

turning 13 in may haHAA

you guessed it right haHAA

im 12 btw hahAA

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September 2018

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

twitchquotes: SwiftRage

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage

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November 2016

[Copypasta] Please stop spamming, for Bernard

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Only the chosen one can hold his donger

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I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

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I want to become a walrus

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You guessed it right, im 12 btw

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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