[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

July 2021

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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter

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March 2016

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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!

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June 2016

Kripp

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Give me another burger OpieOP

twitchquotes: OpieOP

EU is so ba... OpieOP

wait let me take a breath OpieOP

EU is s... OpieOP

i need to take another one OpieOP

fk give me another burger OpieOP

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April 2016

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EU vs NA

Years of research

twitchquotes: Yeah, I’m a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most don’t know about these communities. Melee isn’t part of the actual smash community and I’m not saying that because I don’t like them. I’m saying that based off of years of research.

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January 2019

[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

sellout

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Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

Years of research

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Super Smash Bros

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