[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

This is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob

Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. CoolStoryBob

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October 2016

Bob Ross

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Copy whatever that brain dead moron types

twitchquotes: I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.

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November 2017

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I hate Twitch Chat

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

March 2021

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EU COMING THROUGH v2

twitchquotes: EU COMING THROUGH LUL

TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE LUL

NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM LUL

STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY LUL

SOCIALISTS LUL

NO FREE SPEECH LUL

MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS LUL

STABBINGS IN EU LUL

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March 2019

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EU vs NA

Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

twitchquotes: Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...

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March 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

This is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave

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Copy whatever that brain dead moron types

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I hate Twitch Chat

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

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EU COMING THROUGH v2

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EU vs NA

Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

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