[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

It's funny seeing the minds in chat

twitchquotes: It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual children’s card game. 🤣 Whenever you idiots “Pog Champ,” I am reading the works of Plato, etc. Guess who will get a better job in 5 years?

twitch chat

March 2018

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Hearthstone

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

July 2021

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When you copy messages don't copy the name

twitchquotes: Jimmy_Swaggart: ForsenIsNeverLucky: FailFish

DONT COPY THE FailFish

NAME WHEN YOU FailFish

COPY THE PASTA FailFish

twitch chat

May 2015

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

July 2021

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Just kidding, it's still Tanner

twitchquotes: H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

twitch chat

August 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

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EU vs NA

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EU vs NA

It's funny seeing the minds in chat

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Hearthstone

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

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When you copy messages don't copy the name

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today

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Just kidding, it's still Tanner

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Tanner from High School

[Copypasta] Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America

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EU vs NA

Classic

EU vs NA

It's funny seeing the minds in chat

Classic

Hearthstone

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

Classic

When you copy messages don't copy the name

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today

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Just kidding, it's still Tanner

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Tanner from High School

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