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GME to the moon
.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใโโ ใ ใใใหใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโใใใใใใใ โฆ
ใใใใใใใใใใ ใ โ โ โ โ ใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใ,ใใโโโใ
.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พใโโใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใโ๏ธif we holdใใ.
,ใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใโโโโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ
ใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโ โฆ
ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโ๐ gme ใใใใ ใใ,ใใใ โ โ โ โ ใ
ใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโใใ
ใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใโใโโโโโโโโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใหใ
โโใใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใใใโโโโโโโใโโโโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ
โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
ใใ โโใใใใใ โฆ ใใใใใใใโโโโโโโโโใโโโโโโโโใใใใ
ใใโใใใใใใใโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใโโโโใใ.
ใโใใใใใ.ใใใใ ๐ ใใใใใโโโใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
ใใโใ ๐ โ โ if we sell โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ,ใ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*
.ใใใใใโใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใ โฆ
หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ*ใใใใใใโ
โใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
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Please stop spamming, for Bernard
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Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
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This guy's deck is CRAZY
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This guy's deck is CRAZY!โ โ โMy deck can't win against a deck like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" โ โHe topdecked the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect cards" โ โThere was nothing I could doโ โ โI played that perfectlyโ
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