[Copypasta] Mods can't ban me at this pace

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Le Boobhead has arrived

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘leโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘boobheadโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘hasโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘arrivedโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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July 2017

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Troll face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘
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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
January 2021

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when the impostor is sus

โ €โ €โ €โกฏโกฏโกพโ โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขŠโ ˜โกฎโฃฃโ ชโ ขโก‘โกŒ โ €โ €โ €โ Ÿโ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ กโ €โ  โขˆโ  โขโข โข‚โข”โฃโข„โก‚โข”โ €โกโข‰โ ธโขจโข‘โ •โกŒ โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โก€โข‚โ กโ ˆโก”โฃ•โขฎโฃณโขฏโฃฟโฃปโฃŸโฃฏโฃฏโขทโฃซโฃ†โก‚โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกŒ โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ €โข€โข‚โ ขโก‚โ •โกโฃโขฎโฃณโขฝโกฝโฃพโฃปโฃฟโฃฏโกฏโฃŸโฃžโขพโขœโข†โ €โก€โ €โ ช โฃฌโ ‚โ €โ €โข€โข‚โขชโ จโข‚โ ฅโฃบโกชโฃ—โข—โฃฝโขฝโกฏโฃฟโฃฝโฃทโขฟโกฝโกพโกฝโฃโขŽโ €โ €โ €โขก โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โข‚โ ขโข‚โขฅโขฑโกนโฃชโขžโกตโฃปโกชโกฏโกฏโฃŸโกพโฃฟโฃปโกฝโฃฏโกปโฃชโ งโ ‘โ €โ โข โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ ขโข‘โ  โ ‘โ •โกโกŽโก—โกโกŽโฃžโขฝโกนโฃ•โขฏโขปโ นโกนโขšโ โกทโกฝโกจโ €โ €โข” โฃฟโกฏโ €โขˆโ ˆโข„โ ‚โ ‚โ โ €โ Œโ  โข‘โ ฑโกฑโกฑโก‘โข”โ โ €โก€โ โ โ โกกโกนโฃชโ €โ €โข˜ โฃฟโฃฝโ €โก€โกŠโ €โ โ จโ ˆโกโ ‚โขˆโ  โกฑโกฝโฃทโก‘โ โ  โ ‘โ €โข‰โข‡โฃคโข˜โฃชโขฝโ €โขŒโขŽ โฃฟโขพโ €โขŒโ Œโ €โกโ ขโ ‚โ โก€โ €โข€โขณโขฝโฃฝโกบโฃจโข„โฃ‘โข‰โขƒโขญโกฒโฃ•โกญโฃนโ  โขโข— โฃฟโก—โ €โ ขโ กโกฑโกธโฃ”โขตโขฑโขธโ ˆโ €โกชโฃณโฃณโขนโขœโกตโฃฑโขฑโกฑโฃณโกนโฃตโฃปโข”โข…โขฌโกท โฃทโก‡โก‚โ กโก‘โข•โข•โ •โก‘โ กโข‚โขŠโขโข•โกโกฎโกงโกณโฃโขดโกโฃโ ƒโกซโก’โฃ•โขโกฎโฃทโกŸ โฃทโฃปโฃ…โ ‘โขŒโ ขโ โขโ  โ ‘โกโ โ Œโกชโ ฎโกซโ ชโกชโกชโฃบโขธโ ฐโ กโ  โ โขฑโ จโกชโกชโกฐ โฃฏโขทโฃŸโฃ‡โก‚โก‚โกŒโก€โ €โ โก‚โ …โ ‚โ €โก‘โก„โข‡โ ‡โขโกจโก โกโขโ  โข€โขชโกโกœโกชโกŠ โฃฟโขฝโกพโขนโก„โ •โก…โข‡โ ‚โ ‘โฃดโกฌโฃฌโฃฌโฃ†โขฎโฃฆโฃทโฃตโฃทโก—โขƒโขฎโ ฑโกธโขฐโขฑโขธโขจโขŒ โฃฏโขฏโฃŸโ ธโฃณโก…โ œโ ”โกŒโกโ ˆโ ปโ Ÿโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกปโฃƒโ ขโฃฑโกณโกฑโกฉโขขโ ฃโกƒโ ขโ  โกฏโฃŸโฃžโก‡โกฟโฃฝโกชโก˜โกฐโ จโขโข€โ ขโขขโข„โขคโฃฐโ ผโกพโข•โข•โกตโฃโ ŽโขŒโขชโ ชโก˜โกŒโ € โกฏโฃณโ ฏโ šโขŠโ กโก‚โข‚โ จโ Šโ ”โก‘โ ฌโกธโฃ˜โขฌโขชโฃชโกบโกผโฃ•โขฏโขžโข•โขโ Žโขปโขผโฃ€โ € โ โก‚โ ”โกโกขโ ฃโข€โ ขโ €โ …โ ฑโกโกฑโก˜โก”โก•โก•โฃฒโกนโฃŽโกฎโกโก‘โขœโขผโกฑโขฉโฃ—โฃฏโฃŸ โข€โข‚โข‘โ €โก‚โกƒโ …โ Šโข„โข‘โ  โ ‘โข•โข•โขโขฎโขบโข•โขŸโขฎโขŠโขขโขฑโข„โ ƒโฃ‡โฃžโขžโฃžโขพ โข€โ ขโก‘โก€โข‚โขŠโ  โ โก‚โกโ €โ …โกˆโ ชโ ชโ ชโ ฃโ ซโ ‘โกโข”โ •โฃœโฃœโขฆโกฐโกŽโกฏโกพโกฝ
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Spooky skeleton

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘
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