[Copypasta] You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
twitch chat
March 2016

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What happened to this ad? :(
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FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGramā„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell ā€œamogusā€ 69 times

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell ā€œamogusā€ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
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roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donā€™t know me at all and i know itā€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itā€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youā€™re straight. Iā€™m a boy thatā€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnā€™t a troll. again, I know itā€™s really random and weird. Iā€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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That's the wrong VoHiYo

twitchquotes: VoHiYo THATS VoHiYo THE VoHiYo WRONG VoHiYo HOLE VoHiYo ONII-CHAN VoHiYo KYAAAAH VoHiYo
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Weebs

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