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Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma

August 2021

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Gr8 b8 m8

twitchquotes: Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8, I hope you r8 8/8 .. m8.

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October 2014

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Harambe I'm coming

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan

🔫 HARAMBE I'M COMING FeelsGoodMan

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August 2016

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Harambe

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU is so ba... OpieOP

wait let me take a breath OpieOP

EU is s... OpieOP

i need to take another one OpieOP

fk give me another burger OpieOP

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April 2016

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EU vs NA

Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride

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March 2016

Forsen

[Copypasta] You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

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Gr8 b8 m8

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Harambe I'm coming

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Harambe

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

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KappaPride

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