[Copypasta] Anduin and Uther

twitchquotes: Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"
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October 2016

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Is there a card stronger than Magma Rager?

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Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!

twitchquotes: Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰ β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!” β˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β˜‘ β€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!” β˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" β˜‘ β€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!” β˜‘ β€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!” ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰
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