[Copypasta] Ben Brode and Firelands Portal

twitchquotes: Ben Brode here! We are happy to announce we have finally solved an issue that has plagued Hearthstone since beta. Despite our best efforts with cards like Flamecannon and Ethereal Conjurer, Mage was still able to lose games in Arena. With the Old Gods we introduced Faceless Summoner, and yet mage's average arena winrate was still only 75%. With the introduction of Firelands Portal, we hope to finally make Mage a viable arena class. 4Head
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August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Pizza anytime

twitchquotes: α••( ᐛ )α•— ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€α΄€α΄€α΄€. ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴍᴏʀɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴇᴠᴇɴΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ α΄€α΄› sα΄œα΄˜α΄˜α΄‡Κ€α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇ. α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€s ᴏɴ α΄€ Κ™α΄€Ι’α΄‡ΚŸ, ʏᴏᴜ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ ᴀɴʏᴛΙͺᴍᴇ α••( ᐛ )α•—
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April 2014
Kripp

Meeting Kripp at the urinals

twitchquotes: hey "kripp" we met at the urinals at the taco bell in LA..i asked you if i could shake your donger and you never responded...please confirm and we can meet again thanks
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July 2014
Kripp

Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground

twitchquotes: Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground, the adult marketplace. You've been ignoring my calls about your outstanding debt of $12.99 for Big Vegan Balls IV. I'm not here to shame or embarrass you for your taste in husky, sweaty man love, but I've got a business to run, and I wouldn't be able to provide you with the entertainment you frequently enjoy if I didn't get paid. Please don't make me revoke your platinum membership.
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June 2017
Kripp

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~β€’ ~β€’ γ€€ γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’
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November 2014
Kripp

Day 1 on Kripp's stream the spam is strong

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½Day1 on kripps stream the spam is strong, γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰Day2 on kripps stream this feeling is wrong, ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨Day3 on kripps stream i've learnt to accept, (Β§ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)Β§Day4 on kripps stream my virginity may you accept.
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October 2014
Kripp
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