Popular Copypastas

Saying C9 at the end of every round

twitchquotes: Hi guys HeyGuys

I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round HeyGuys

I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:

twitch chat

September 2019

OverwatchLeague

Mister I'm-too-boosted-to-read-my-chat

twitchquotes: FeelsRageMan

Dear mister I'm-too-boosted-to-read-my-chat FeelsRageMan

This will be the last message I ever send your ass FeelsRageMan

twitch chat

September 2017

imaqtpie

How can these trash players be considered pros

twitchquotes: How can these trash players be considered pros when they are always falling off the map?? Even I in Silver can at least not just walk of the map lol...

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

you're only a entertainment puppet for us

twitchquotes: haha damn must suck that you're hardstuck Masters all season

. Maybe now you finally realize you're only a entertainment puppet for us and not a skilled player, like imaqtpie. EU sends their regards

twitch chat

November 2018

Tyler1

1/1 Webspinner

twitchquotes: Hi Reynad, I just wanted to thank you for not ruining my life. I was lucky enough to go on a date with a girl last night and she ended up wanting to ride my 1/1 webspinner. She wasn't on birth control but luckily I was able to use code TEMPOSTORM to get 100% off teenage parenthood EleGiggle

twitch chat

March 2016

Reynad

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(

lol not actually laughing

twitchquotes: Hi tyler1, i was just wondering as to why you type "lol" in the chat but on camera you are not actually laughing?

twitch chat

March 2019

Tyler1

My brother won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!”

Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!” he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its morbing time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb

June 2022

Morbius

Imaqtpie's daily routine

twitchquotes: BrokeBack

wait 20 min for queue BrokeBack

spam ads

start game BrokeBack

feed all game BrokeBack

say "wow we lost that" BrokeBack

spam ads

repeat for 8 hours BrokeBack

twitch chat

November 2018

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Kripp's Sellout Castle

twitchquotes: It is the year 2016, the Paparrian waits patiently outside Kripp's Sellout Castle. The butler, Trump, opens the door and bows, "His Grace will see you now." Trump brings the Papa into Kripp's throne room, where he sits on a jeweled throne with the Succubus. "Kripp, my son," begins the Papa, but Trump interrupts, "You must pay to speak."

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

sellout

👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

August 2021

Emoji Pasta

New Years

Holiday Emoji

NSFW

Holiday

I used to be a real ad

Kripp saved my life; Rania saved my sanity

twitchquotes: I discovered Kripp after a terrible car accident. I was n a coma for weeks. One day, the nurse decided to play Twitch in the room, specifically to Kripp's channel. I immediately awoke. I went to mute the channel, but it was then that Rania brought Kripp his food, saving me the effort. Kripp saved my life. Rania saved my sanity.

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April 2015

Kripp

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form (twitter)

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

May 2021