[Copypasta] Sonic Inflation

Today I learned that in 2003 the fast food company โ€œSonicโ€ began printing out their own money to pay their workers. This led to a huge inflation in the economy and was one of the leading factors of the 2008-2009 recession. Would highly recommend looking up Sonic Inflation on google if you want to learn more.
April 2021
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time for u to stop using this copypasta

what time is it? 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 time for u 9 โŠ™โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”> to stop 8 4 using this 7 5 copypasta 6
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January 2021

Classic

Me and you know the real struggle

twitchquotes: Reynaldo, I have consistently around ten viewers, and its so annoying whenever I stream because I constantly get sniped, these plebs wouldn't understand, me and you know the real struggle. I have an 100% win rate when im not streaming and only a 5% when I am, just like you.
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December 2014
Reynad

Bitcoin

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘
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August 2018

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
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September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hello Kripp, it's me Timothy

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›'s แดแด‡, แด›ษชแดแดแด›สœส. ส€แด‡แดแด‡แดส™แด‡ส€ แดแด‡? สแดแดœ แดœsแด‡แด… แด›แด ส™แดœสŸสŸส แดแด‡ แด€ษดแด… แด„แด€สŸสŸ แดแด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ส™ แดกแดส€แด… แดกสœแด‡ษด ษช แดกแด€s แด€ แด‹ษชแด…, ส™แดœแด› ษช ษขส€แด‡แดก แดœแด˜ แด€ษดแด… ษขแดแด› แด›แดแดœษขสœ แ•ฆ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)แ•ค . ษช แด€แด ษดแดแดก สœแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด แด…แด‡า“แด‡ษดแด… แดส สœแดษดแดส€ แด€ษดแด… แด‹ษชแด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ แด€** (เธ‡'ฬ€-'ฬ)เธ‡
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April 2014
Kripp
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