[Copypasta] Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
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August 2016
Kripp
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This is the Hygiene Police

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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Kripp subscribes to life

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