[Copypasta] Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.

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August 2016

Kripp

What happened to this ad? :(

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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~•　　　　 ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• ~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　 ~• 　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•

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November 2014

Kripp

Chat analyses Kripp's painting

twitchquotes: I honestly can't believe the idiocy of this chat sometimes. The green obviously represents Kripp's veganism, which is contrasted by the red below it, symbolizing animals and meat. The orange in the middle is a masterful representation of Kripp's balding spot, and the black strokes surrounding it are his attempts to hide it.

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November 2018

Kripp

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ｗａｋｉｎｇｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ．ｉｆｅｅｌｃｕｍｉｎｍｙｄｉａｐｅｒ．ｉｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｓｏｌｅｍｎｌｙｉｎｔｏｔｈｅｄａｒｋ． 'ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｒｉａｎ．'

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March 2014

Kripp

Sesame Street Celebrity Recruitment Department

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian. Its Becky from the Sesame Street Celebrity Recruitment Department. Although "E-Sports" has indeed become mainstream, we unfortunately have declined your application to be on an episode of Sesame Street. We have already filmed the episode where "K" is the letter of the day. Thank you for your interest.

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October 2015

Kripp

Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST

twitchquotes: Listen up you fucking assholes, your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST if it weren't for MTG, the fucking king of card games. It was the first and the best. Literally everything you love would not be here if Richard Garfield didn't create MTG in 1993. Pokemon, Yugioh, Hearthstone ALL WOULD NOT EXIST. So THINK TWICE next time you call this is a Hearthstone copy...

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March 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

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[Copypasta] Popsicle burglaries

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

Chat analyses Kripp's painting

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

Sesame Street Celebrity Recruitment Department

Your precious Hearthstone would not EXIST

Hearthstone

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