[Copypasta] I'm jealous of Kripp's gangsta lifestyle

twitchquotes: I'm jealous of Kripp's gangsta lifestyle ... the baller veganism ... the high fibre diet ... the dope falafel wraps. The dude is regular!
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May 2015
Kripp
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The unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž kripp ļ½“ļ½”ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ ļ¼°ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½ļ¼Œļ½ļ½™ eye ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ļ¼Ž i ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½“ļ½”ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ i ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½Œļ½…ļ½…ļ½ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ļ¼Ž all ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½—ļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½“ļ½Œļ½…ļ½ļ½”.
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November 2014
Kripp

gwent is a really, really bad game

twitchquotes: gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at PogChamp (Copy and paste this message into the twitch channel: nl_Kripp, for the reward of: 1 x Classic Pack for Hearthstone. Blizzard rewards those that are loyal. Don't include this in the message.)
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June 2017
Kripp

sellout

Hearthstone

Kripp please pet your cat

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, Leon Tidewellow here, CEO of PETA. My sources tell me that you haven't pet your cat in over 3 years, and thats a little too long. I'll give you 5 minutes, if you don't pet the cat then you WILL be brofisted. Have a nice day!.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

TOUCH IT KRIPP

twitchquotes: ā•°Uā•Æā˜œ(◉ɷ◉ ) TOUCH THE DONGER KRIPP
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November 2014
Kripp
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