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Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon when security asked him a question and he refused to answer unless they gave him $4.99
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Taking my polar bear for a walk
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ā( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)āÆā²_____ŹĀ° į“„Ā°Ź Oh, don't mind me. Just taking my polar bear for a walk.
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Donald Trump said to Trump
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Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ādid u Trumpā¦Trump?ā He replied āNo Trump I didnāt Trump while playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, Trump then said āsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā¦Trumpā, He replied āHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā¦?ā 
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Trump captains Australian TSM division
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Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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Value Town was within reach
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Trump couldnāt wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, āTuck Frump!ā He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. āHe has the perfect cardsā¦ā Kripp thought in his head, āAn absolutely ridiculous deck.ā Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpās plump rump.
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One time my mother called me a son of a bitch...
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One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me
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