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I'm currently crushing on someone in Highschool

twitchquotes: Hey, everyone. I'm currently crushing on someone in Highschool and we are both freshman. So the thing is I'm kinda shy when asking out people and my courage rn is like Bronze level of weak. I want to ask her out on a date or just see how she really feels about me. Another difficult thing too is that I'm a C9 fan and she is a TSM fan . Do you guys have any advice for me???

twitch chat

March 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

64 is cool, Melee is too, Ultimate will suffice

twitchquotes: <3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LET’S BE NICE <3

twitch chat

February 2019

VGBootCamp

Super Smash Bros

What happened to this ad? :(

Do they really feel like they are cool?

twitchquotes: I really wonder, when people spam the same thing as all the other people in the chat, do they really feel like they are cool? seems pretty damn stupid to me

twitch chat

March 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

Exquisite 18th century baroque music

twitchquotes: Monsieur Reckful 5Head

🍷 Would you be so kind to put on some exquisite 18th century baroque music, perhaps Albinoni - Adagio in G Minor?

twitch chat

June 2019

Reckful

Pornhub's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Ｈｅｌｌｏ　Ｋｒｉｐｐ，　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Ａｓｉａｎ）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ！

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS

twitchquotes: SPAM ⛵ THESE ⛵ BOATS ⛵ IF ⛵ YOU’RE ⛵ SICK ⛵ OF ⛵ GOATS ⛵

twitch chat

March 2019

OverwatchLeague

Rhyme Chant

Overwatch

Plants Vs Zombies Review

This game much bad! My son saw this game and told me,"daddy this game i much want, buy for me please." So I buy it for him. But little later, he come to me and say, "daddy this game much scary." I look at it and it say "Zombies eat your brains!!!" And to me was shock. How can this game be for kids? This game has plants, violins and zombies eat your vegetables! Zombies eat no vegetable, my son eat vegetable! Now my son is in hospital and taking pills for his shock. Thanking you for nothing EA games. I rate this gate 16 and over! You have being warninged!

April 2022

Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon when security asked him a question and he refused to answer unless they gave him $4.99

twitch chat

November 2014

Trump

“Ratio” shut up. Shut the fuck up

“Ratio” shut up. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares! You’re gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the fuck up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now it’s borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your retarded comment. Take my advice and shut the fuck up!

July 2021

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

twitch chat

November 2020

2020 US Election

Classic

I used to be a real ad

If Morbius has a trillion fans

If Morbius has a trillion fans I am one of them. If Morbius has 10 fans I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that I means I am no longer on Earth. If the Universe is against Morbius, I am against the Universe. I love Morbius until my last breath.

June 2022

Morbius

Mister I'm-too-boosted-to-read-my-chat

twitchquotes: FeelsRageMan

Dear mister I'm-too-boosted-to-read-my-chat FeelsRageMan

This will be the last message I ever send your ass FeelsRageMan

twitch chat

September 2017

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Jokerd I can do whatever I want

twitchquotes: Who do I think I am? Let me tell you who I am. I am world first level 60 in fucking classic wow. I can do whatever the fuck I want. You think I'm a random player? You think I'm a fucking random player? Let me fucking clue you in bitch. I am the the guy who had 350 fucking thousand viewers playing this fucking game. Me, not you. The most views ever on this game. The first guy to hit 60. I can do whatever the fuck I want.

twitch chat

November 2020

JokerdTV

A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city

A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Wuhan city. Start the acetylene torch. HEY! Build the acetylene torch. Lock him up in his apartment. Weld the door shut. And censor the media. The new events that didn't happen from Wuhan city. (sets not available in China)

December 2020

Coronavirus

Lego City

COVID

I hope Seraphine wins xD

twitchquotes: I hope Seraphine wins xD. I’m a Seraphine main and she’s just so fun!! People get so mad at the constant singing, and her voice is so cute, like when she sings about about being in K/DA! She is so beautiful and sings like a goddess just like Twitch Chat xD

twitch chat

November 2020

League of Legends

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTS, huh?

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTS, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? l'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot.

November 2021

NFTs

Cryptocurrency

you're only a entertainment puppet for us

twitchquotes: haha damn must suck that you're hardstuck Masters all season

. Maybe now you finally realize you're only a entertainment puppet for us and not a skilled player, like imaqtpie. EU sends their regards

twitch chat

November 2018

Tyler1

League of Legends

How can these trash players be considered pros

twitchquotes: How can these trash players be considered pros when they are always falling off the map?? Even I in Silver can at least not just walk of the map lol...

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Prove you aren't a mobile user

twitchquotes: Copypaste this within the next ten seconds to prove you aren't a mobile user LUL

twitch chat

August 2019

I used to be a real ad

Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

twitchquotes: When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.

twitch chat

August 2020

I'm currently crushing on someone in Highschool

League of Legends

64 is cool, Melee is too, Ultimate will suffice

Super Smash Bros

Do they really feel like they are cool?

I hate Twitch Chat

Exquisite 18th century baroque music

Pornhub's message to Kripp

SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS

Rhyme Chant

Overwatch

Plants Vs Zombies Review

Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon

“Ratio” shut up. Shut the fuck up

I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

2020 US Election

Classic

If Morbius has a trillion fans

Morbius

Mister I'm-too-boosted-to-read-my-chat

League of Legends

Jokerd I can do whatever I want

A man was spotted coughing in his apartment in Lego city

Coronavirus

Lego City

COVID

I hope Seraphine wins xD

League of Legends

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTS, huh?

NFTs

Cryptocurrency

you're only a entertainment puppet for us

League of Legends

How can these trash players be considered pros

Overwatch

Prove you aren't a mobile user

Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

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