[Copypasta] Daily Airport Security Test!

twitchquotes: βœ… 🏻 🏼 🏽 🏾 🏿 🚫 Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? ⎝ cmonBruh
twitch chat
February 2019
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Spamming aliens and octopuses

twitchquotes: Honestly, chat, you guys are so immature. Do you really think you can affect the outcome of the game by spamming aliens and octopuses? You're really degrading my twitch experience with your mindless crowd mentality. Please stop, or else...
twitch chat
September 2018

Rhyme Chant

I miss the old no life Kripp

twitchquotes: I miss the old no life Kripp. It's a shame a game like Hearthstone has turned him from the no life all day "hardcore gamer" to someone with a life and a girlfriends with tons of money. Kripp I will now unsub to you and pray for you that one day you will come back to what you once were and not the $$ making girl kissing gamer with a life, that is all
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November 2014
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Sanic Hegehog

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July 2015

SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
twitch chat
September 2020

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Emoji Pasta

Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
twitch chat
April 2020
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