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๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ซ Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? โ 
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I used to be a real ad
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High IQ to understand Artifact
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Artifact. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gameplay will go over a typical viewer's head
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Artifact
Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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Classic
Look, I can play Death Standing too!
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Look, I can play Death Standing too!: โฒ Enter Private Room > Options > Skip. โฒ Take a Shower > Options > Skip > Options > Skip > Options > Skip. โ to Use Toilet (Standing) > Options > Skip. โ to Use Toilet (Sitting) > Options > Skip. โฒ Leave Private Room > Options > Skip.
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One day I'll be a real dong
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(เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธ
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Kripp
Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston
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I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer
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