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I used to be a real ad
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I need the 2-3 police here right away
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╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency ╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ
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Kripp
I want to smash
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I want to smash. No, not sex, not even in a physical way. I want to sit down and play Super Smash Bros. Ultimate while laughing and having a good time. I want to play 1v1’s. I want to play on your team against lvl. 3 CPU’s. You can be Kirby. I can play Jigglypuff. No items.
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Super Smash Bros
Not your naked body
Throwing you a dislike because
Throwing you a dislike 👎because:
☝: Your comment wasn't epic
✌: It was not funny
🤌: not cute or wholesome
🖐: I'll edit in another reason later
Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......
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LS, aka "Life Support"
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LS, aka "Life Support", is a dying streamer for CLG and a commentator for the LCK that is often ridiculed for playing the same 5 songs every stream and questionable tft game knowledge. He is specifically known for his varus one trick pony in low gold korean tft solo-queue.
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League of Legends
Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is “mental abuse to humans”? Well, lemme tell you one thing: “Math” is an abbreviation for “mathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for “except mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, you’re not truly intelligent or cool! You’re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Don’t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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