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Rob from the Romanian sausage truck

twitchquotes: Hey "Kripp!" It's me -- Rob from the Romanian sausage truck. I haven't seen you come by in a while! My friend told me you were a famous gamer, so I searched for you online. I honestly had no idea! Thanks for the shout-out. Keep rocking, and come by for a sausage if you have the chance. I'd love to see you again.
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Offline Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: wait people are still here? lol thats really weird. i was just gunna click on a vod to watch cuz a friend recommended it and saw you guys still sitting here when the streamer isnt even live. Honestly you guys need a life lmfao, sitting it a streamers chat all day wont make you feel better and it wont improve your chances of sleeping with her, not like you had any to begin with lmfao. you guys are just so pathetic. Later!
twitch chat
January 2021

COCKtober emojipasta

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

Pokimane love you

Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
April 2021
Pokimane

Simps

I just nutted to your comment FAQ (Reddit)

I just nutted to your comment. # FAQ ## What does this mean? The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one. ## Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to: โ€ข โ you being a femboy, โ€ข โ Spreading sti infections, โ€ข โ Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s. ## Am I banned from the Reddit? No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum. ## I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com. I will continue to nut until you stop being so hot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Remember: Iโ€™m horny uwu
June 2021

Reddit

forsenD

โกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃงโฃกโฃคโกดโ –โฃ’โฃ‚โ „โก‰โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขดโกŒโก€โขจโฃคโกกโฃจโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โก€โขธโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃฟโฃฟโ โฃ โฃถโฃฆโฃคโกคโ คโ คโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โ ˆโขปโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‚โฃฟโกโข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขกโฃฌโ ‰โฃ‘โ ‚โ ‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโฃฐโฃฟโฃงโก€โ ปโขฟโฃฏโฃทโฃญโฃ€โกˆโ „โฃฟโฃทโฃฆโกปโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‹โ ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โ „โ นโ ‹โข€โฃ€โฃดโฃถโฃ„โกˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃตโก† โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขโ ดโฃฉโ พโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโฃฆโกˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โฃบโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃพโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โฃฝโฃ…โฃดโฃŽโ  โ ”โฃ‚โฃ–โฃ†โฃ’โฃ–โกขโ ถโ ถโกขโข„โ „โขฟโฃงโกˆโ ปโขฟโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขนโก„โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ —โ ‚โ  โ  โ  โขญโฃฉโฃญโฃญโฃดโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃคโฃ€โก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃคโกฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃคโก€โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโกฟโก€โฃพโกฟโ ›โก โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ โ „โ „โ ˜โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ ซโฃ โฃพโก‡ โ ฟโ ฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ พโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโ ฟโ ‡
November 2021
Forsen

Emote

mizkifThumbsUp

โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โข โฃพโกŸโ โ „โ ˆโขปโฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ ‰โ ปโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โฃ€โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โข โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „ โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโข›โฃฉโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โขฟโ ปโ ฎโ ญโ ญโ ญโขญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃ›โฃญโฃญโ ถโ ฟโ ›โฃฝโขฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโขฑโก€โ „โขฐโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃพโข‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ „ โ „โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข›โฃญโฃฅโฃญโฃคโฃผโฃฟโก‡โ คโ คโ คโฃคโฃคโฃคโกคโขžโฃฅโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃ›โฃ›โ ƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข‡โก™โ ปโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขŸโฃ›โ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโก˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „ โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ€โก›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „ โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฆโฃญโฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โฃฉโฃญโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€
November 2021
Mizkif

k3soju it's a neighth

soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. Hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. Suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. Twitch chat watch as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. He stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
July 2022
k3soju

Teamfight Tactics

Morons will copy anything if it's long enough

twitchquotes: Morons in this chat will copy anything you say if it's long enough. They won't even read the entire message. They just see a paragraph of text and instinctually copy it and paste it as if they wrote it themselves. It's actually sad how brain dead you people can be, copying and pasting things that have no meaning only because it caught your attention. FailFish
twitch chat
March 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

salty

Ben Shapiro YouTube title (not clickbait)

Ben Shapiro TRIGGERS and DESTROYES a libtard so hard WITH LOGIC AND FACTS that the libtrads brain IMPLODES and collapses INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE and that BLACK HOLE sucks up THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM and WIPES OUT ALL KNOWN LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE (triggered sjw compilation) (not clickbait)
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

LS aka "Leaked Script"

twitchquotes: LS aka "Leaked Script" is a genius caster/commentator in the LCK and self-declared coach, who is specifically known for predicting picks during draft and his spot-on analysis, all thanks to his ability to read the script.
twitch chat
August 2019
imls

League of Legends

my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my๐Ÿ˜ฝ brother ๐Ÿ‘ฑ is the best๐Ÿฅ‡cook ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณbecause ๐Ÿ—ฃwith 2๏ธโƒฃ eggs๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš1๏ธโƒฃsausage๐ŸŒญand a cup๐Ÿฅ›of milk๐Ÿผhe๐Ÿ‘ฑcan fillโฌ†๏ธmy๐Ÿ‘ฉtummy๐Ÿคฐfor9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ—ฃmonths๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฉ
twitch chat
November 2019

Emoji Pasta

No, youโ€™re NOT a real gamer.

No, youโ€™re NOT a real gamer. Iโ€™m so sick of all these people that think theyโ€™re gamers. No, youโ€™re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying โ€œI put well over 100 hours in this game, itโ€™s great!โ€ thatโ€™s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokรฉmon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
June 2021

tyler imo u are the best league of legends player

twitchquotes: tyler imo u are the best league of legends player in the history, you show skills and wits beyond anyone else who played the game, and is improving on a daily basis. you show great promise as long as you keep doing what you're doing right now. cheers
twitch chat
March 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION

twitchquotes: PepeLaugh HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
twitch chat
July 2019

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck
twitch chat
September 2019

TWITCH PLAYS POT OF GREED

twitchquotes: TWITCH PLAYS POT OF GREED EleGiggle IT PLAYS TWO MORE ADS EleGiggle TWITCH PLAYS POT OF GREED EleGiggle IT PLAYS TWO MORE ADS EleGiggle TWITCH PLAYS POT OF GREED EleGiggle IT PLAYS TWO MORE ADS EleGiggle
twitch chat
October 2017
TwitchPresents

YuGiOh Ad Marathon

Helping us polish the in-game spectator feature

twitchquotes: Hi Imaqtpie, this is Riot Games CEO Nicolo Laurent speaking. We want to thank you on behalf of the Valorant rage team for helping us polish the in-game spectator feature.
twitch chat
April 2020
imaqtpie

Valorant

TSM aka "Terminal Six, Mates"

twitchquotes: TSM aka "Terminal Six, Mates" are the #1 NA team to speedrun airport any %. Their unique team name reflects the terminal their early flight departs from at Beijing International Airport after humiliating losses in Worlds, which helped them secure the world record pace for 2020 airport run.
twitch chat
October 2020
Riot Games

League of Legends

If my girl and PPMD both drowning

if my girl ๐Ÿ˜ and PPMD Kreygasm both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girlโ€™s funeral ๐Ÿ˜ chanting STACK ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†
December 2020

Super Smash Bros

Text-to-Speech Playing