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HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
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I used to be a real ad
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Gotta hit up the bathroom V2
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"Give me a second guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom". He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a blank stare. As Dex yips, Kripp stands up out of his chair, saying "This game is ok." at a medium volume. Rania continues streaming, and Kripp walks past her on the way to the bathroom. After taking a few breaths, Kripp walks back to his desk, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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Kripp
Inferno and cobblestone chickens
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I think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
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Summt1g
CSGO
Greekeroni Philosopheroni
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hey qtpie i'm a greekeroni philosopheroni and i want to share my toughts. so far for me KAPPA is god KAPPA is in everything so we are KAPPA we are god this is my philosopheroni pls no kapparoni papajohnny
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imaqtpie
That hunk of a man, Blank
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That hunk of a man, Blank, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a freakin model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him blunk me any day.
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LCK
League of Legends
MOM I NEED V-BUCKS
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โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐๐คจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐๐ NOW I NEED YOU ๐ง๐ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐๐ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐คฏ๐คฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐ด๐ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐๐๐ธ
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