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HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
HE LACKS CRITICAL INFORMATION
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Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!
steps on stage
Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!"
Comedy God: "Heh..."
adjusts fedora
the building is filled with fear and anticipation
God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense
comedy god clears throat
everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard
world leaders look and wait with dread
everything in the world stops
nothing is happening
comedy god smirks
no one is prepared for what is going to happen
comedy god musters all of this power
he bellows out to the world
"ATTACK"
absolute suspense
everyone is filled with overwhelming dread
"HELICOPTER"
all at once, absolute pandemonium commences
all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once
giant brawls start
43 wars are declared simultaneously
a shockwave travels around the earth
earth is driven into chaos
humanity is regressed back to the stone age
the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself
all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did
people who aren't killed die from laughter
literally the funniest joke in the world
then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
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แเผผเบูอเบเผฝแใ๏ผญ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผใ๏ฝ๏ฝ
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Why is your cat at school today Kripp?
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The teacher asked Kripp, "Why is your cat at school today Kripp?" Kripp replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Kripp leaves for school today!'
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Kripp
Oh god I want xqc so bad
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Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐ฉ ๐ฆ he's so smart ๐ค ๐ and cute ๐ ๐ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐ ๐ lick him ๐
๐ and finger him 
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
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