[Copypasta] Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck
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September 2019
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Another response to "who asked?"

I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.
November 2021

Who Asked?

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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May 2019
imaqtpie

League of Legends

My eyes are open

twitchquotes: 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣 MY EYES, ARE OPEN 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣
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October 2014
Kripp

CSGO rage

The only reason, the only reason you鈥檙e all laughing is because you don鈥檛 understand that I also played in a team before and it鈥檚 actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. I鈥檓 not gonna play matchmaking with you all because you鈥檙e all fucking useless anyway. You know why you鈥檙e better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. You鈥檙e all having a laugh and I鈥檓 trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
April 2022

CSGO

I want to bang the Animal Crossing Dog

March 2021

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