[Copypasta] Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck
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September 2019
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Okayge COCK

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April 2020

Classic

Pepe

There was nothing I could do but donate

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThese Hafu nudes are CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy dick can't stay limp against nudes like that” β˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" β˜‘ β€œShe took the only nudes that could make me beat off” β˜‘ "She had the perfect muff" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do but donate” β˜‘ β€œShe cried profusely"
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October 2014

Undertale Sans full body

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February 2019

Thanks to HTCβ„’ I am able to watch this stream on the go

twitchquotes: Thanks to HTCβ„’ I am able to watch this stream on the go. You can even use it to purchase g2aβ„’ swag online. I never go anywhere without my HTCβ„’. Lifetime Uh Ohβ„’ warranty included.
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May 2015
WildTurtle

sellout

Literally type any words between emotes and chat will copy

twitchquotes: 4Head Literally 4Head type 4Head any 4Head words 4Head between 4Head emotes 4Head and 4Head chat 4Head will 4Head copy 4Head pasta 4Head
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January 2017
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