Cbat? What does that mean? Cbat in your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like 2 years cbat tifu and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
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Cbat? What does that mean? Cbat in your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like 2 years cbat tifu and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Looking at thug porn in the car I (14M) am currently in the car with my mom (44F). She is completely unsuspecting as to what I am currently doing right now. I am watching thug porn as i right this, and she has not a clue. She is positive that im straight, as i have a girlfriend, but I am currently watching dreamybull masturbating with his feet hanging high. It is absolutely beautiful. I have never seen something this breathtaking in my entire life. I'm currently tearing up. Not only am i tearing up, however, I also have a massive and firm erection. I am living the life. Praise the lord for technology.
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Looking at thug porn in the car I (14M) am currently in the car with my mom (44F). She is completely unsuspecting as to what I am currently doing right now. I am watching thug porn as i right this, and she has not a clue. She is positive that im straight, as i have a girlfriend, but I am currently watching dreamybull masturbating with his feet hanging high. It is absolutely beautiful. I have never seen something this breathtaking in my entire life. I'm currently tearing up. Not only am i tearing up, however, I also have a massive and firm erection. I am living the life. Praise the lord for technology.
no no no hear me out. "Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
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no no no hear me out. "Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin
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can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Sup lil gamer, how's it going? I'm really in the 💼 business now after the OMR, are you by any chance interested in my graphics card? I know you still enjoy stuff like that, gaming 🎮 and all. I'd set it up as a kind of auction, whoever offers more 💰 on Discord gets it - shipping's on me, I'll pay from the business account! 🏦 It'll end up somewhere like Kleinkleckersdorf or wherever you guys live - so don't be surprised if a package from the big city arrives 🌆 I'll send it out from the office! 🚀
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Sup lil gamer
Sup lil gamer, how's it going? I'm really in the 💼 business now after the OMR, are you by any chance interested in my graphics card? I know you still enjoy stuff like that, gaming 🎮 and all. I'd set it up as a kind of auction, whoever offers more 💰 on Discord gets it - shipping's on me, I'll pay from the business account! 🏦 It'll end up somewhere like Kleinkleckersdorf or wherever you guys live - so don't be surprised if a package from the big city arrives 🌆 I'll send it out from the office! 🚀
#include #include /* int main() { int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); } } int main() { int a[2][5]={3,5,10,55,438,32,68,20,85,11},i,j,cnt=0; for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ if(a[i][j]%5==0) cnt+=1; } } printf("%d",cnt); } int main() { char a[3][100]; int i,j; for(int i=0; i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) puts(a[i]); } int main() { char a[3][10]; int i,j; for(int i=0;i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) for(j=0;j<10;j++) printf("%3c",a[i][j]); printf("\n"); } int main() { char a[3][20]; int i,j, cnt=0; for(int i=0;i<3;i++){ scanf("%s",a[i]); } for(i=0;i<3;i++){ cnt=0; for(j=0;j
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#include #include /* int main() { int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); } } int main() { int a[2][5]={3,5,10,55,438,32,68,20,85,11},i,j,cnt=0; for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ if(a[i][j]%5==0) cnt+=1; } } printf("%d",cnt); } int main() { char a[3][100]; int i,j; for(int i=0; i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) puts(a[i]); } int main() { char a[3][10]; int i,j; for(int i=0;i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) for(j=0;j<10;j++) printf("%3c",a[i][j]); printf("\n"); } int main() { char a[3][20]; int i,j, cnt=0; for(int i=0;i<3;i++){ scanf("%s",a[i]); } for(i=0;i<3;i++){ cnt=0; for(j=0;j
Riccardo "Reynor" Romiti is known as the fastest GSL player to arrive at the Airport. Since he gave up on the ESL Regionals, he are investing in Speedruns. In particular he is the current world record holders in GSL Any % and GSL no wins.
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Reynor can't get past RO16 in GSL SC2
Riccardo "Reynor" Romiti is known as the fastest GSL player to arrive at the Airport. Since he gave up on the ESL Regionals, he are investing in Speedruns. In particular he is the current world record holders in GSL Any % and GSL no wins.
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I know I'm young and I should've used protection like a Vpn or sum but I couldn't be happier to be having ebabies with her, I think it's gonna be etwins 🤞🏽 I'm just thinking about the eshower we need to throw now and the and the egender reveal party!!!
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E-Children (Overwatchtok)
I know I'm young and I should've used protection like a Vpn or sum but I couldn't be happier to be having ebabies with her, I think it's gonna be etwins 🤞🏽 I'm just thinking about the eshower we need to throw now and the and the egender reveal party!!!
Skibidi rizzing the only in Ohio Kai Cenat baller gyatting all over the fanum taxing
whopper whopper whopper while gronking grimace shakes at 3AM challenge in Detroit
slay queens and short kings putting the forgis on the G and the bloody bottomses underneath toilet
Andrew Tate mogging Adin Ross' mewing streak, PACKGOD breaking Sneako's edging streak meowbahh v1nce cuh enoka robux generator Discord kitten beluga furry bussin' drip!
ChatGPT ahh words iPad kids brainrot Christmas kids CG5 Roblox Minecraft amogus *amogus tune* who is deez JayStation Kurt Angle stare one two buckle my shoooeee TADC reaction image content farm Poppy Playtime mommy long legs 69420 Rainbow Friends Garten of Banban Y/N livvy :3 shimmy shimmy yea Amanda the Adventurer granny LankyBox masteroogway speedmcqueen dylanzitkus Squid Game L + Cope + ratio + seethe + mald + touch grass + fatherless + goofy ahh what da haill emotional damage i will send you to jesus with that can i get a shake blue smurf cat blue lobster Monday left me broken 🤓🤓🤓 Subway Surfers gameplay under Family Guy clips GTA cars ASMR slime ylyl with water major cappin' yappin' and pibby glitching gegagedigedagedago by the TOP G SIGMA SLICER W RIZZLER DREEEEAAAMMMM!!!! #grind#motivation#hustle#sigma#alpha#alphamale#antibeta#antifurry#antilgbt#viral#fyp#tiktok#live#cute#hacks#lifehacks#trending#relatable#eta#zeta#omega#delta#epsilon#pi#xi#mu#rhota#omicron#lambda#gamma#depressed#sad#entrepreneur
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Declaration of Dependence, collection of (almost) every Gen Alpha word
Skibidi rizzing the only in Ohio Kai Cenat baller gyatting all over the fanum taxing
whopper whopper whopper while gronking grimace shakes at 3AM challenge in Detroit
slay queens and short kings putting the forgis on the G and the bloody bottomses underneath toilet
Andrew Tate mogging Adin Ross' mewing streak, PACKGOD breaking Sneako's edging streak meowbahh v1nce cuh enoka robux generator Discord kitten beluga furry bussin' drip!
ChatGPT ahh words iPad kids brainrot Christmas kids CG5 Roblox Minecraft amogus *amogus tune* who is deez JayStation Kurt Angle stare one two buckle my shoooeee TADC reaction image content farm Poppy Playtime mommy long legs 69420 Rainbow Friends Garten of Banban Y/N livvy :3 shimmy shimmy yea Amanda the Adventurer granny LankyBox masteroogway speedmcqueen dylanzitkus Squid Game L + Cope + ratio + seethe + mald + touch grass + fatherless + goofy ahh what da haill emotional damage i will send you to jesus with that can i get a shake blue smurf cat blue lobster Monday left me broken 🤓🤓🤓 Subway Surfers gameplay under Family Guy clips GTA cars ASMR slime ylyl with water major cappin' yappin' and pibby glitching gegagedigedagedago by the TOP G SIGMA SLICER W RIZZLER DREEEEAAAMMMM!!!! #grind#motivation#hustle#sigma#alpha#alphamale#antibeta#antifurry#antilgbt#viral#fyp#tiktok#live#cute#hacks#lifehacks#trending#relatable#eta#zeta#omega#delta#epsilon#pi#xi#mu#rhota#omicron#lambda#gamma#depressed#sad#entrepreneur
خیلی عالیهههه
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خیلی عالیهههه
سید مصطفیسادات
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سید مصطفیسادات
Arvin
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Arvin
LEAVE PLAYCARE NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!111!!11! 😡/ref HERE!! 🤑 Right here! 🥰🥰 All your needs will be met. 😊 I'm hungr-!! IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Snif snoff snghs gooh I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: Oh god! Don't do it! I have a familyComedy God: adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world ATTACKabsolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread HELICOPTER all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
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LEAVE PLAYCARE NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!111!!11! 😡/ref HERE!! 🤑 Right here! 🥰🥰 All your needs will be met. 😊 I'm hungr-!! IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Snif snoff snghs gooh I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: Oh god! Don't do it! I have a familyComedy God: adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world ATTACKabsolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread HELICOPTER all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.