Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant “2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS” I can’t I can’t I can’t! I can’t live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. I’ve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. It’s the only thing on my fucking mind and it’s turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: “CBAT.” Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture
Submitted by:anonymous
Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant “2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS” I can’t I can’t I can’t! I can’t live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. I’ve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. It’s the only thing on my fucking mind and it’s turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: “CBAT.” Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture
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Submitted by:Silly
This is a NSFW copypasta so ermmm
Careful with whatchu say 🙏🗣️🗣️🙏 the COCK is watching 🤞🤞🐔🐔and he ain’t take NO prisoners 🙅♂️🙅♂️🤫🤫 keep them cheeks tight
I sexually Identify as Napoleon Bonaparte. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of overthrowing the corrupt King Louis XVI and rising the ranks. People say to me that Napoleon is a dictator we shouldnt give respect to him but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Bicorne, his hair, and other parts of Napoleon on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "L’empereur Napoleon" and respect my right to make France great again and become the greatest general ever. If you can't accept me you’re a fucking stinky dirty Brit. Thank you for being so understanding.
Submitted by:smart fella
NAPOLEON !!!!
I sexually Identify as Napoleon Bonaparte. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of overthrowing the corrupt King Louis XVI and rising the ranks. People say to me that Napoleon is a dictator we shouldnt give respect to him but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Bicorne, his hair, and other parts of Napoleon on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "L’empereur Napoleon" and respect my right to make France great again and become the greatest general ever. If you can't accept me you’re a fucking stinky dirty Brit. Thank you for being so understanding.