If all the world's a stage
then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood; this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood; this is real life
You want Hollywood
If all the world's a stage
then you're my favorite actress
And if all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
that's Hollywood, and this is real life
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood, and this is real life
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
Submitted by:anonymous
If all the world's a stage
then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood; this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood; this is real life
You want Hollywood
If all the world's a stage
then you're my favorite actress
And if all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
that's Hollywood, and this is real life
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
You want me pounding on the church door
singing from the streetlight
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood, and this is real life
You want Hollywood, and this is real life
Try this on NG++. Try it blindfolded with one hand and see how good you do. Try it with King Kong's dick in your fucking ear. Because that's how I did it. I tried it with King Kong's dick in my ear and I fucking did it. So pat me on the back. King Kong's dick in your ear? That ain't nothing to fuck with. You know how big that thing is? It's like a mini fucking yacht sticking right in your fucking ear, man. Telling you right now. That's how you do it. That's some true Dark Souls right there. King Kong dick in your ear. Okay, you did it, but did you do it with King Kong's dick in your ear? Well, then you didn't really do it.
Okay. That's fucking true Dark Souls right there.
Submitted by:anonymous
Try this on NG++. Try it blindfolded with one hand and see how good you do. Try it with King Kong's dick in your fucking ear. Because that's how I did it. I tried it with King Kong's dick in my ear and I fucking did it. So pat me on the back. King Kong's dick in your ear? That ain't nothing to fuck with. You know how big that thing is? It's like a mini fucking yacht sticking right in your fucking ear, man. Telling you right now. That's how you do it. That's some true Dark Souls right there. King Kong dick in your ear. Okay, you did it, but did you do it with King Kong's dick in your ear? Well, then you didn't really do it.
Okay. That's fucking true Dark Souls right there.
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat
Submitted by:anonymous
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
cbat is making me go mentally insane, they locked me up in an insane asylum because of cbat. i have not gotten anything to eat because of cbat. they forced me to stay still for eternity because of cbat. the voices in my head are getting louder because of cbat.
Today, we are deleting Facebook and launching CbatBook. With CbatBook, get ready to edge in the rhythm of Cbat with your friends like never before. Forget status updates. With CbatBook, you can broadcast your Sex Time sessions live. We're revolutionizing the Fucking Economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you 26 CBucks for every hour you fuck. On CbatBook, everything is better.
Submitted by:anonymous
Today, we are deleting Facebook and launching CbatBook. With CbatBook, get ready to edge in the rhythm of Cbat with your friends like never before. Forget status updates. With CbatBook, you can broadcast your Sex Time sessions live. We're revolutionizing the Fucking Economy. Our advanced AI algorithms will track your progress, awarding you 26 CBucks for every hour you fuck. On CbatBook, everything is better.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! THE CBATERS ARE COMING THE CBATERS ARE COMING! NOOOO THE CFOG IS COMING THE CFOG IS COMING I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF. THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED IS GOING TO KILL ME! 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS! SEPTEMBER 1 2032 THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!! MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON CAUSED MY TESTICULAR TORSION! THE HAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME NOOOOOO!
Submitted by:anonymous
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! THE CBATERS ARE COMING THE CBATERS ARE COMING! NOOOO THE CFOG IS COMING THE CFOG IS COMING I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF. THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED IS GOING TO KILL ME! 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS! SEPTEMBER 1 2032 THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!! MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON CAUSED MY TESTICULAR TORSION! THE HAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME NOOOOOO!
unmmmm why am i the only cbater in my school- like i might get HATE CRIMED for being cbatic- like everyone is so anti-cbatic in my school- ok yes i am straight but like im BASICALLY part of da clgbq community at this point- anyways KAP except adoptive parents- their normal parents they never force kids into existence like bad parents do- because im purr chile anyways bestie finna and i oop bussin bussin period sksksk slayyy ASFF- imma ctard- i-
Submitted by:anonymous
unmmmm why am i the only cbater in my school- like i might get HATE CRIMED for being cbatic- like everyone is so anti-cbatic in my school- ok yes i am straight but like im BASICALLY part of da clgbq community at this point- anyways KAP except adoptive parents- their normal parents they never force kids into existence like bad parents do- because im purr chile anyways bestie finna and i oop bussin bussin period sksksk slayyy ASFF- imma ctard- i-
Hey guys, I just wanted to remind everyone that using overused memes isn't cool anymore. We've all seen the Cbat meme a million times. It's time to retire these tired old memes and come up with something new. I mean, do we really need another "haha funny 2 years sex to Cbat today I fucked up" meme? Let's get creative and come up with something fresh and original. How about a meme about cats wearing tiny hats or dogs doing yoga? Let's make people laugh with something they've never seen before. And while we're at it, let's also retire those cringe-worthy "I'm not like other girls/boys, I’m a cbater" memes. We're all unique in our own way, so let's celebrate our differences instead of tearing each other down with tired old stereotypes. So let's band together, my fellow Redditors, and create something new and hilarious. Let's leave the overused memes behind and pave the way for a new era of internet humor.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hey guys, I just wanted to remind everyone that using overused memes isn't cool anymore. We've all seen the Cbat meme a million times. It's time to retire these tired old memes and come up with something new. I mean, do we really need another "haha funny 2 years sex to Cbat today I fucked up" meme? Let's get creative and come up with something fresh and original. How about a meme about cats wearing tiny hats or dogs doing yoga? Let's make people laugh with something they've never seen before. And while we're at it, let's also retire those cringe-worthy "I'm not like other girls/boys, I’m a cbater" memes. We're all unique in our own way, so let's celebrate our differences instead of tearing each other down with tired old stereotypes. So let's band together, my fellow Redditors, and create something new and hilarious. Let's leave the overused memes behind and pave the way for a new era of internet humor.
CBAT Is Genuinely My Favourite Song I Just Love It So Much. I Listen To It Constantly. Drawing? I'm Sketching To The Beat. Knitting? Every Stich I Do Is In Sync. Breathing? MY BREATHS GO IN AND OUT TO THE MUSIC. MY HEART? IT BEETS TO CBAT. MY LUNGS FILL WITH AIR AS MY EARS ARE BLESSED BY THE HEAVEN LIKE INTRO. I CANT ANYMORE I JUST LOVE IT IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING SOMEONE ANYONE HELP ME JUST HELP I CANT STOP LISTENING MY EYES ARE ROLLING AND MY EARS ARE BURNING HELP ME
Submitted by:anonymous
CBAT Is Genuinely My Favourite Song I Just Love It So Much. I Listen To It Constantly. Drawing? I'm Sketching To The Beat. Knitting? Every Stich I Do Is In Sync. Breathing? MY BREATHS GO IN AND OUT TO THE MUSIC. MY HEART? IT BEETS TO CBAT. MY LUNGS FILL WITH AIR AS MY EARS ARE BLESSED BY THE HEAVEN LIKE INTRO. I CANT ANYMORE I JUST LOVE IT IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING SOMEONE ANYONE HELP ME JUST HELP I CANT STOP LISTENING MY EYES ARE ROLLING AND MY EARS ARE BURNING HELP ME