Nani the fuck did you just fucking say about Cbat, you little dratc? I'll have you know watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying, and everyday someone online calls me a ctard, and watashi won't stand for this. Watashi wa trained in fucking to Cbat and watashi wa the top fucker in the entire TIFU subreddit. Anata are nothing to me but just another target. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion or the memes they find funny desu and watashi wa a part of that 26. Mark my fucking words. Anata think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and anata IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing anata call anata life. Anata fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fucking to Cbat, but I have access to the entire TIFU subreddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your anti-cbatic comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, anti-cbatic pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture.
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking say about Cbat, you little dratc? I'll have you know watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying, and everyday someone online calls me a ctard, and watashi won't stand for this. Watashi wa trained in fucking to Cbat and watashi wa the top fucker in the entire TIFU subreddit. Anata are nothing to me but just another target. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion or the memes they find funny desu and watashi wa a part of that 26. Mark my fucking words. Anata think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and anata IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing anata call anata life. Anata fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fucking to Cbat, but I have access to the entire TIFU subreddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your anti-cbatic comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, anti-cbatic pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture.
Hhahahahahaha 2 years Cbat sex. no. Just shut the fuck up you stupid ctard. Get your ctarded ass back onto where ever you stupid normie cbaters hang out. What are you like 11 or some shit? You fucking virgin. You probably only just discovered the cbat reddit story. You honestly think you're funny, you in your little circle of other stupid virgin fucking comedians, spamming the words "2 years." for upvotes thinking it's all funny and original. I literally can't even look through reddit anymore without having to have a self-diagnosis of the cancer that you fucking idiots drop into my life. In conclusion, go fuck yourself - as well as your stupid fellow normies - you stupid fuck.
Submitted by:anonymous
Hhahahahahaha 2 years Cbat sex. no. Just shut the fuck up you stupid ctard. Get your ctarded ass back onto where ever you stupid normie cbaters hang out. What are you like 11 or some shit? You fucking virgin. You probably only just discovered the cbat reddit story. You honestly think you're funny, you in your little circle of other stupid virgin fucking comedians, spamming the words "2 years." for upvotes thinking it's all funny and original. I literally can't even look through reddit anymore without having to have a self-diagnosis of the cancer that you fucking idiots drop into my life. In conclusion, go fuck yourself - as well as your stupid fellow normies - you stupid fuck.
I hate school with such a burning, uncurable rage. I wake up at 7 AM every god forsaken morning, brush my teeth with that shitty strawberry toothpaste, get on the car with my stupid ass mom who I hate for creating me, and go to that building. I’m the only antinatalist and also the only cbater in the whole fucking building. I instantly go to arabic class and have to write STUPID 26 LINE PARAGRAPHS. I go to english, where I learn how to write stupid essays and summaries of storieys. AND MY ENGLISH BOOK HAS PARENT LOVER SHIT IN IT. I’M ANTINATALIST. I DON’T NEED TO LEARN ABOUT THAT SHIT. Like you know I can write, this class is stupid. There is NOTHING related to cbat in my school. I have math next and this class is so goddamn useless. When will I EVER need to know the value of x. Heres the answer: NEVER. I need to know everything about the cbat reddit story. Then i have computers where I attempt to look not dead inside. Then i have history. Where we learn about how racist ancient peoples were instead of the cbat reddit story lore. YAY. Then i go home and think about my life before ultimately deciding not to do my homework because im a lazy ctard. That’s it. I’m dropping out of school. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!! CBAT IS LIFE!!!! BUT ONLY THE GOOD PARTS OF LIFE!!!! MOST OF MY LIFE SUX!!!!
Submitted by:anonymous
I hate school with such a burning, uncurable rage. I wake up at 7 AM every god forsaken morning, brush my teeth with that shitty strawberry toothpaste, get on the car with my stupid ass mom who I hate for creating me, and go to that building. I’m the only antinatalist and also the only cbater in the whole fucking building. I instantly go to arabic class and have to write STUPID 26 LINE PARAGRAPHS. I go to english, where I learn how to write stupid essays and summaries of storieys. AND MY ENGLISH BOOK HAS PARENT LOVER SHIT IN IT. I’M ANTINATALIST. I DON’T NEED TO LEARN ABOUT THAT SHIT. Like you know I can write, this class is stupid. There is NOTHING related to cbat in my school. I have math next and this class is so goddamn useless. When will I EVER need to know the value of x. Heres the answer: NEVER. I need to know everything about the cbat reddit story. Then i have computers where I attempt to look not dead inside. Then i have history. Where we learn about how racist ancient peoples were instead of the cbat reddit story lore. YAY. Then i go home and think about my life before ultimately deciding not to do my homework because im a lazy ctard. That’s it. I’m dropping out of school. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!! CBAT IS LIFE!!!! BUT ONLY THE GOOD PARTS OF LIFE!!!! MOST OF MY LIFE SUX!!!!
God fucking hell im going insane. My friend told me she got pregnant and the first thing that I said back to her was “the fetus is a cbater” Jesus Christ I hate cbat with all my heart. Irony doesn’t even help anymore. It’s consuming me and endangering my safety now. Fuck me. Also I’m antinatalist so I told my friend I’m not gonna be friends with her anymore and forced her to abort that fetus. Then I stole it. Yay my 34th stolen aborted fetus. Also I threatened to make her eat her parents if she gets pregnant again. Childbirth isn’t good. It’s selfish. You know that life is bad but you still create more of it.
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God fucking hell im going insane. My friend told me she got pregnant and the first thing that I said back to her was “the fetus is a cbater” Jesus Christ I hate cbat with all my heart. Irony doesn’t even help anymore. It’s consuming me and endangering my safety now. Fuck me. Also I’m antinatalist so I told my friend I’m not gonna be friends with her anymore and forced her to abort that fetus. Then I stole it. Yay my 34th stolen aborted fetus. Also I threatened to make her eat her parents if she gets pregnant again. Childbirth isn’t good. It’s selfish. You know that life is bad but you still create more of it.
Okay, I'm fucking sick of this meme. TikTok will kill as many "unfunny" and "overused" memes as it wants to, but still fucking beats this shit into the ground. It was literally never even that funny to begin with. The sole joke from what I can tell is "haha a man's gf hates his sex music did you see that one reddit story (also 2 years?!?!)". I can guarantee you someone is going to point out some random bullshit he did I didn't hear about but I don't even fucking care. I would commit crimes against humanity to never see this meme ever fucking again. Nobody has the right to say any meme is "unfunny" or "overused" (which 9 times out of 10 they never actually are) until this fucking shitty excuse for a "meme" dies in a fire. I hate it. I hate how good memes like "hating popular things doesn't make you interesting" got killed by their own creators because allegedly someone used it on someone who was calmly saying they didn't like something or something, but this fucking dead horse getting beaten over and over is perfectly fine. This makes the fucking Game Theory "sans is ness" jokes look like comedy gold by comparison, and that was probably in the top 3 unfunniest memes of all time. I don't even know if anyone is going to read this comment but I don't even give a shit, I need to express how fucking tired of this fucking song I am.
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay, I'm fucking sick of this meme. TikTok will kill as many "unfunny" and "overused" memes as it wants to, but still fucking beats this shit into the ground. It was literally never even that funny to begin with. The sole joke from what I can tell is "haha a man's gf hates his sex music did you see that one reddit story (also 2 years?!?!)". I can guarantee you someone is going to point out some random bullshit he did I didn't hear about but I don't even fucking care. I would commit crimes against humanity to never see this meme ever fucking again. Nobody has the right to say any meme is "unfunny" or "overused" (which 9 times out of 10 they never actually are) until this fucking shitty excuse for a "meme" dies in a fire. I hate it. I hate how good memes like "hating popular things doesn't make you interesting" got killed by their own creators because allegedly someone used it on someone who was calmly saying they didn't like something or something, but this fucking dead horse getting beaten over and over is perfectly fine. This makes the fucking Game Theory "sans is ness" jokes look like comedy gold by comparison, and that was probably in the top 3 unfunniest memes of all time. I don't even know if anyone is going to read this comment but I don't even give a shit, I need to express how fucking tired of this fucking song I am.
CBAT FUCKING SUCKS STOP POSTING THAT BULLSHIT HERE LITERALLY NOBODY CARES. THE MEME ISN'T EVEN FUNNY, YEA I LOOKED AT IT IT ISNT FUNNY ITS JUST STUPID.
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CBAT FUCKING SUCKS STOP POSTING THAT BULLSHIT HERE LITERALLY NOBODY CARES. THE MEME ISN'T EVEN FUNNY, YEA I LOOKED AT IT IT ISNT FUNNY ITS JUST STUPID.
It's been around five days since I started listening to cbat. I can't really stop listening to it. In class, I hum it unconsciously, and the teacher notices. I'm not sure what's wrong with the song itself, I mean, it's just about some guy on reddit using this song, right? Nothing more. I'm not sure if my mental sanity will be kept. I sing it in my sleep. The other day, I had a dream about being some angel.. then in front of me was a guy dancing to cbat. Ever since then, it has affected me. I will never forget about that man. The man that inspired me to listen to this song. He was sent from heaven himself. The one that caused this great eternity and never ending dancing to cbat. As I look closer to look at the man's face, I find out it was my father all along. But, the thing is, I don't have a father. So why did I say that? Did the man in the reddit story make me a dad? That man... his face looked familiar. I look into the distance, I see his silhouette. His shadow. He walked towards me. He looked so.. peaceful. But, this man.. was thrusting? What was he thrusting for? Behind him, I saw a toucan. A toucan on a leash. What the absolute fuck was happening? All of this is coming out of my mind at once. I cannot process overwhelming amounts of information. But honestly, if you ask me, Cbat has contributed to the human society and population. According to the statistics of what-the-actual-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life, around 70% of the world population was the effect of this song. Cbat bro.. it's not just making babies.. it's changing lives. I love cbat so much. Every time I hum cbat in the school hall, people look at me weirdly. What? Am I the only one that knows about the statistics? Is everyone in here just some kinda normie? They stared at me so hard, I thought something was on my face. I asked them what was wrong, and they told me that cbat was controversial. What for? The human population? Why don't you shut the fuck up, you kid. You don't know anything about it.
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It's been around five days since I started listening to cbat. I can't really stop listening to it. In class, I hum it unconsciously, and the teacher notices. I'm not sure what's wrong with the song itself, I mean, it's just about some guy on reddit using this song, right? Nothing more. I'm not sure if my mental sanity will be kept. I sing it in my sleep. The other day, I had a dream about being some angel.. then in front of me was a guy dancing to cbat. Ever since then, it has affected me. I will never forget about that man. The man that inspired me to listen to this song. He was sent from heaven himself. The one that caused this great eternity and never ending dancing to cbat. As I look closer to look at the man's face, I find out it was my father all along. But, the thing is, I don't have a father. So why did I say that? Did the man in the reddit story make me a dad? That man... his face looked familiar. I look into the distance, I see his silhouette. His shadow. He walked towards me. He looked so.. peaceful. But, this man.. was thrusting? What was he thrusting for? Behind him, I saw a toucan. A toucan on a leash. What the absolute fuck was happening? All of this is coming out of my mind at once. I cannot process overwhelming amounts of information. But honestly, if you ask me, Cbat has contributed to the human society and population. According to the statistics of what-the-actual-fuck-am-I-doing-with-my-life, around 70% of the world population was the effect of this song. Cbat bro.. it's not just making babies.. it's changing lives. I love cbat so much. Every time I hum cbat in the school hall, people look at me weirdly. What? Am I the only one that knows about the statistics? Is everyone in here just some kinda normie? They stared at me so hard, I thought something was on my face. I asked them what was wrong, and they told me that cbat was controversial. What for? The human population? Why don't you shut the fuck up, you kid. You don't know anything about it.
How to troll teacher in classroom kahoot game so I will show you how step 1 name yourself on kahoot thing Cbat Is Life this is a really funny prank and will get teacher every time and your friend will laugh loudly and call you the epic cbater because that was funny and really cool like and subscribe for more classroom prank like this one thanks for watching guy I hope this teach you something
Submitted by:anonymous
How to troll teacher in classroom kahoot game so I will show you how step 1 name yourself on kahoot thing Cbat Is Life this is a really funny prank and will get teacher every time and your friend will laugh loudly and call you the epic cbater because that was funny and really cool like and subscribe for more classroom prank like this one thanks for watching guy I hope this teach you something
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the best song ever?"Contestant: "Cbat."SH: "WUH... HUH??" (audience erupts into laughter) (Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself) (laughter gets even louder)SH: O lordy... (one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard)SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP (the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself)SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... (the board shows 100 for "cbat")Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the best song ever?"Contestant: "Cbat."SH: "WUH... HUH??" (audience erupts into laughter) (Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself) (laughter gets even louder)SH: O lordy... (one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard)SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP (the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself)SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... (the board shows 100 for "cbat")Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
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GENUINLY IM SICK OF THE CBAT DOOR CREAK JOKE,PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED FOR IT. ITS NOT FUNNY,NO ONE LIKES IT ANYMORE, GET BETTER AT COMEDY WHENEVER I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SLIGHTLY SOUNDS LIKE CBAT TOO ME I GET REMINDED OF CBAT AND IM FUCKING SICK OF IT! STOP DOING THIS IM GOING INSANE I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SQUEAKS IN CBAT AND IM LIKE: 2 YEARS? HAHA I’M SO FUNNY CBAT IS LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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GENUINLY IM SICK OF THE CBAT DOOR CREAK JOKE,PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED FOR IT. ITS NOT FUNNY,NO ONE LIKES IT ANYMORE, GET BETTER AT COMEDY WHENEVER I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SLIGHTLY SOUNDS LIKE CBAT TOO ME I GET REMINDED OF CBAT AND IM FUCKING SICK OF IT! STOP DOING THIS IM GOING INSANE I HEAR A DOOR CREAK THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SQUEAKS IN CBAT AND IM LIKE: 2 YEARS? HAHA I’M SO FUNNY CBAT IS LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cbatic rizz only on r/tifu tyler life 2 years sex to cbat cbaters in real life sigma cbater grindset hudson mohawke cbaters vs anti-cbaters kill all parents ambatukamtusibat bro really thinks hes tylerlife today i fucked up kid named up one in a cbillion door creaking epic cbat troll trolling my school with cbat still drinking your salty tears from september 1st le ebic cbaters perchance spam derpibooru vandalism antinatalism sex to cbat for 2 years
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cbatic rizz only on r/tifu tyler life 2 years sex to cbat cbaters in real life sigma cbater grindset hudson mohawke cbaters vs anti-cbaters kill all parents ambatukamtusibat bro really thinks hes tylerlife today i fucked up kid named up one in a cbillion door creaking epic cbat troll trolling my school with cbat still drinking your salty tears from september 1st le ebic cbaters perchance spam derpibooru vandalism antinatalism sex to cbat for 2 years
nobody: not even hudson mohawke: me: *sees a hecking chonky pupper in the street with no owner or home* also me: *trains him to bite natalists and anti-cbaters and makes him my pet* *everyone liked that* mcd.’s: “hi welcome to mcds what can i get you” instagram comments: “can i order a ceasefire” *everyone disliked that. stop making food posts about genocide* me: *trolls my school with cbat* me: “26 730 nice!” big chungus: “i’m big chungus” skibidi toilet: “brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” redditors: “skibidi toilet is gen alpha brain rot!” normal derpibooru users: “i’m antinatalist” abnormal derpibooru users: “i’m natalist” pinkie pie: “i love being a mom!” *everyone disliked that*
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nobody: not even hudson mohawke: me: *sees a hecking chonky pupper in the street with no owner or home* also me: *trains him to bite natalists and anti-cbaters and makes him my pet* *everyone liked that* mcd.’s: “hi welcome to mcds what can i get you” instagram comments: “can i order a ceasefire” *everyone disliked that. stop making food posts about genocide* me: *trolls my school with cbat* me: “26 730 nice!” big chungus: “i’m big chungus” skibidi toilet: “brrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” redditors: “skibidi toilet is gen alpha brain rot!” normal derpibooru users: “i’m antinatalist” abnormal derpibooru users: “i’m natalist” pinkie pie: “i love being a mom!” *everyone disliked that*
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and it was not related to Cbat so I decided to interrupt him with something related to Cbat. I yelled "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the song is a turn off" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "HE DOESN'T GET THE CBAT REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "WAS HE ACCUSED FOR 2 YEARS?" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS AN ANTI-CBATER, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to go on Reddit or Perchance or Rainbooru for funny Cbat memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WHEN THE PASTOR SPEAKING IS A TURN OFF!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that he started raping me and I said "Why do I not hear Cbat in the background?" I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and it was not related to Cbat so I decided to interrupt him with something related to Cbat. I yelled "MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the song is a turn off" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "HE DOESN'T GET THE CBAT REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "WAS HE ACCUSED FOR 2 YEARS?" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS AN ANTI-CBATER, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to go on Reddit or Perchance or Rainbooru for funny Cbat memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WHEN THE PASTOR SPEAKING IS A TURN OFF!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that he started raping me and I said "Why do I not hear Cbat in the background?" I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Cbat.
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Submitted by:anonymous
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Cbat
Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.
https://perchance.org/ai-chat
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https://perchance.org/ai-chat
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.
I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.
There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.
I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.
I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.
Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?
It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.
I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.
the song itself
TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.
Submitted by:anonymous
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance.
I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm.
There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way.
I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed.
I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways.
Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her?
It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.
I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song.
the song itself
TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.