Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
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Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
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Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
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Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head g̴e̶t̷ ̴o̵u̴t̷ ̸o̵f̴ ̷m̴y̶ ̸h̶e̵a̸d̵ ̸ ģ̵͕̒ē̸͉͠ṭ̷̗̊͘ ̶̳̏̎o̸̡͕͂u̸͙̝͐t̸̳͛̿ ̴̢̄ő̷͓̽f̴̰̗̄ ̵͓̚͠m̵̢̨͛y̷̟̚ ̴̦͝h̸͍͓̔e̷̟̓a̴͖͒͊ͅd̴̘̄͋ ̵̜̗͗͝ g̶̟̥͑e̶̩͛t̵̮͒ ̴̡̠͗̕o̷̘̫͛u̷͖̒̚t̶͉̜̔̈́ ̸̰̎͂͜ọ̸͎͒́f̸̮̫̀͂ ̴̤̚m̶̨̱͌̈ȳ̴̱ ̴̢̩̏̅h̴̨͉̄̇e̸̳̺̿̊a̴̜̔d̵̮̑ ̷̬̐̏ģ̴̵̶̷̶̴̛͔̺͈͎̖͕̣̫̈̐̒̀̒̃̑͛͝ȩ̸̸̷̵̶̶̩̝͉̹̺͉͚̔̿̓̄̉̀̆͠͝t̸̷̷̸̸̴̸̬̟̟̜̙͕̣̰̗͈̂̎͒̊͑͋̈́̕͘͘͠ ̸̶̴̵̷̸̦̩̠̫̻̳͈̏̈́̎̆̍͒͝͠o̴̸̶̴̸̶̡͔̮̼͉͙͕̠͂̈́͂̃͋̏́u̴̸̸̸̷̶͖͍͚͙̮̝͈̥̓̇̎͐̂͊̍͆̒̅ț̷̸̴̶̵̷̣͓͕̪̳͚̉̾͛̀̿̆̍̇ͅ ̵̴̷̴̸̢̨̢͖̞̼͙̻̎̾̆̄̆̒̕͝͠ȏ̷̷̷̴̷̶̮̩̩̹̫̱̰͓̟͔͒̋͗̇̽̽͐͗f̴̴̵̸̸̷̣̳̪͈̰̩̟̗̈̆̄́̌̃͘͜͠ ̴̵̸̶̶̴̧̨̛̛̜̞̖̯̞͓̬̀̉̑̌̄̈́̚͠m̴̵̴̵̵̸̢̨͔̟̻͕̬̰͒͛̊̀̓͑̏̚ͅỹ̸̷̸̸̷̛̺͍͈̞̦͇̟̹̒̈́͊͛̄̚ ̴̴̸̸̸̣̥͍̟̲̦̦̾͆̊͐̔̚͝͠ͅh̸̸̸̶̴̶̼͈͓͚̪͉͍͖͚͓̻̎̌̿̔́̂̑̈e̷̷̶̵̴̖̱̯̫͕̟̖͚͑͋̀̓̑̂̇ͅa̴̴̵̴̴̷̵̧̧̤̫͇̮̪̩͖̣̘͂̒̀͒͐͊̏̉̏͊͑̓͘ͅd̸̴̶̸̵̸̡̢̛̺̭̤̘̩͊͆̓̄͊̂͋̒ͅ ̴̵̸̵̶̶̴̦̜̦̼̮͖̥̜̭̣̗̮͐̆͗̐́̎̒̚͠͝͝ g̴̛̮̊̀̃̈́̄̏̕ͅe̶̺̳̲̫͖̹̝̐̉̿͋͜t̴̩̎̒̀͝ ̸̼̱̒̀̃̿̉̈ͅö̵͓̝͚̱̰̺̟́ͅu̶̬̠̣͕̅̕͜t̷̡̖̉̔̈͊̋͛̓͝ ̶̲͚̃͊̏͠ờ̸̧̛̥̅f̷̧̧͙̟̣̺̼͒ ̶̫͌̊͗̏͝͝m̸̯̥̫̓̀͊̌̑̀̈́́y̷͓̖̘̬̹̩̗͐̀ ̴̛͙̪̲̉̾͗h̶͔̯̻͌̈̍͒ě̷̥͍̳̯̹̻̩a̵̜͔̜̖̎̃̐́̕ḑ̶̱̃͗͑̑́̿̕ ̵̢̳̦̼̍̇̏͂̈ğ̴̥̩̻̭̗̲͉̔͆̐̎ę̶̨̱̥̏̀̄̑̓͛̈́͝ͅt̶̺́̿ ̸̢̧̙͕̺̯̤̍̓̓̇͌̽̚ö̸͔̻́͛́̇̂̏͋ṵ̷̡̡͊̌̅̔̈́̈́͘ͅt̶̢̯͍̰̯̲͇̅̊̒ ̵͎͚̋̈́͋͋̿̃̄͘ő̷͔̗̺͉̗͎f̸̭̜̱̙͚̄̓̀ ̸̨̯̪̞͓͕̓m̴̧̭̿̒͊ÿ̸̨̺̳̩̯́̔͐̒̾͋͠ ̷͓͓͛̐̃̔̕ḥ̷̺̏̓̆̀ͅͅé̸̛̠̲̚a̸̮̩̠̞̐̊͘d̸͉͎͍̱̞̳̙̓͂ ̵̮̞͉͂̇͌̄̈͒̀g̸̭̱̽͊͑͛͋ȩ̴͎̰̲̅̎̿̉͐̓͗̑t̸̡̪͚͕͖̫͚̑͆͋̆͑͛̕͠ ̴̧̢͇͎̰̖̪͍͒͐͛̄̈͆̕̕o̷̖̯̮̤̬͍̳̜̎͂́̕u̵̙͉̙̻͚̾̎̎̀̊͐̆t̴̳̭̦͔͙͔͔͊̋͝ ̴̝̱̣̝̀̒́̏̐͒̀̊͜ǫ̵͖̠̺̬̀̍f̵̰̮̤̓́͝ ̵͔̱̹̫̼͚͠m̷͖̫̠͚̰͕͙̿̓͋́̋͊͝y̶͉̱̭̏ ̴̨̻̫̯̈́̓̕͘ḫ̸͉͕̲̜̣̭̜͛͠e̷͚̖͐́̾͂͋̚͝a̵͓̦͖̜̬͐̍̐͋̌d̸̡̫̺̽̋̒̆͗ ̶̺͖̙͐̊̈̔͘g̸͙͚̟̮̐e̵͓̘͖̤̋t̶̩̃̍̅͊ ̸̧̝̼̟͈͉̩͚̒̅̎͝ö̵̡̤̥̣̱̥̱́̾̎̒͂̀̕ü̷̠͚̭̮̪̻t̷͉̯͗͂̔̃̿̍͋ ̷͙͖̪̟̦̝͋̏͂ͅo̵͍͚̅̔͆̓̚ḟ̸̨̡̛̣̎ ̴̛̺̥̙̞͗̓̓̒̄̐͛m̴̥͍̏̒ý̵̡̺͖͚͙̪͒ ̶̧̞͖͔͇̩̎̈́h̴̝͚̞́̂ͅͅe̷̛̗̳͔̮͚̎̅́̾ā̶̧̺̟̠͇̟̔d̴̢̫̱͙͎̫̮͎͌̈̌̅͗̈́ ̸͕̖̲̤̈̆̽̎̾g̷̖̝̗̮̲͉̼̋̽̒̌̉̚̕͝e̵̛̪̦̫͕͇͗̽͊͌̍͠ͅt̵̝̃͂́̇͘ ̶̢̘̬̩̻̖͖͚̏̏̈́̆̄ó̵̮̜̺̜̆̈́̕ú̶̗̳͚̥̆̋̃̆t̷̗̉͜ ̷̖̳͚̣̌̍͒̀̽̈́̓͠ô̷̈́̇̓̚̕ͅf̴̞͐ ̷̗͓͉͕̱͍̠̊̾̒͑̚͘͝m̴̡͙̳͍̓̊͗͐ÿ̶̯͍̯͕̀̌̀̈́͘ ̴̢̱̯͇̝͕̐h̴͖̀̌͋͝ę̸̜̱̲̤̼̤̎͌͘ą̸̢̯̹̳́͝͠ͅd̵͙͚̻̺̥̖̊́̋͂̆̂͜ ̷̨̟̠̞̜̀̀̄͋͠͝͠g̸̨̛̛͖̳̪̠̼̱͑̊̒̓̈́̚ë̸̛̺̟́͌́͊̽͝t̵̩̰̩́̓ ̸̞͓̥̲̩̙̯̪̌̓̕o̵͉̹̥̪͖̓̃ͅu̷̧̧̖̜̟̼̅̑̓͐̍̈́̾̍t̶͍̼͚̰̬̖́͛ ̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓
Greetings Reddit,
We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today.
As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park.
We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good.
Cbat must win in the end.
Submitted by:anonymous
Greetings Reddit,
We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today.
As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park.
We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good.
Cbat must win in the end.
On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.
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On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.
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Is there an anime character stronger than Tyler Life? And I'm referring to Tyler Life with Hudson Mohawke’s guidance, full understanding of the Power of Cbatism, control of The Elements of Cinsanity, Le Epic Cbater, the Castle of Cbatism, and the Ctardation Kingdom, as well as his Ctard Power, with the magic of all the Cbaters implanted in his chest to give him full control of magic?
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Is there an anime character stronger than Tyler Life? And I'm referring to Tyler Life with Hudson Mohawke’s guidance, full understanding of the Power of Cbatism, control of The Elements of Cinsanity, Le Epic Cbater, the Castle of Cbatism, and the Ctardation Kingdom, as well as his Ctard Power, with the magic of all the Cbaters implanted in his chest to give him full control of magic?
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C’MON BITCH PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL CBATER FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD (I’M A NATALIST)! C’MON SHINY LITTLE CBATER! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S ... what What? WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!? Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED running Pokémon SV against floor in fit of anger THIS IS A SOUTH PARK FAN! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT. IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE A NATALIST ANTI-CBATER. WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH CBATERS! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL ANTI-CBATIC CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER CBATED WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING r/tifu! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE SOUTHPOID CHUD NAZI INCEL CIRCLE EYED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT! OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY (I’M ANTINATALIST) AND IT’S A FAN OF SOUTH PARK!!! AND A GIRL TOO (SHE WILL GET PERIODS AND SUFFER NOOOOOO)!!! IF IT WAS A SOUTH PARK FAN I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SP FAN NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CBATER COMMUNITY NOW! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI ANTI-CBATER NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! GIVE ME THAT NAZI SOUTHPOID BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SP FANS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TYLER LIFE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!