Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bro, I went to the mall and there was this Christmas event there, but I thought it was super weird because the Santa Claus they had there was COMPLETELY NAKED, and his dick had this MASSIVE PHIMOSIS, and for some reason that turned me on?? So I went up and asked if I could sit on his phimosis dick, and he said yes, so I started riding that wrinkly-ass dick right there in the mall while people just stared at us. That shit made me SO HORNY I couldn’t stop twerking on his old man dick. I rode it so hard my ass started BLEEDING, and then he LICKED my bloody asshole clean. After that day, I went back to the mall EVERY SINGLE DAY just to ride that crusty phimosis cock.
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Submitted by:anonymous
you have 0 fundamentals. your whole gameplay is based on panic buttons, disrespecting frames with lees fast moves and mist step shenanigans. sorry but this is how i see it
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER
Submitted by:anonymous
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the KDE dragon so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log into my computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Konqi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Konqi's tight dragon bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/dragon babies. WORLDSTREAM POWER
Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
Submitted by:anonymous
Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke.
forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat
Submitted by:anonymous
forgot to mention (already logged out) that i'm a fuckable femboy and you can have sex with me by going to oskar skaugs veg 6a, heimdal, norway. i'm the 15 year old in that house. feel free to have sex with me. life is cbat