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anonymous
Tell me why ain’t nothing but a heart ache tell me why ain’t nothing but a mistake tell me why i never wanna hear you say i want it that way
Chad
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
anonymous
Hey all, currently dating this new girl and she asked me what my hobbies are. How do i explain to her that i watch streamers on twitch speed running 30 year old games no hit/dmg/death for hours on end?
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anonymous
💘💖💗💝💘❣️💕💞💞🖤🤎🤍🧡💛❤️❣️💔💚💜💙💚💛🧡❤️😍🥰🤩🖤🧡💌I am not a body I am free, for I am still as God created me. I hear the Voice that God has given me, and it is only this my mind obeys.❤️😍🥰🤩🖤🧡💌💘💖💗💝💘❣️💕💞💞🖤🤎🤍🧡💛💝💝💖💗💓
THE HOLY TRINITY123
Holy shit Braumm is daddy. Let me explain why. His eyebrows are literally the only thing anyone could want. His mustache is God's gift on this Earth, I mean, who'd want a man without a mustache. His muscles tho. Noone could expect a man to be that hot looking while carrying a fucking door. I mean look at him, just take a peek at his abs or his chest. His muscles could make anyone weak. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, he's just too perfect as a human. If he did exist, which anyone would like, I'm sure all the girls and boys would be all on his massive muscles, as he's the perfect being. I'm definetly sure, that once you've seen him, you'd just become instantly wet, begging for his massive shlong to take you as his bottom bitch. However, according to recent studies, his "massive" shlong would only be 7 inches, which would still be enough to take even the biggest whore in this part of the country by surprise, which I don't complain about. Braum is the perfect human being, and you don't have an argument against it. Thank you.
anonymous
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anonymous
Oh you think I'm losing? Nah, bitch, we losing. Roses are red... Weapons against me won't prosper... WITH THIS SACRED TREASURE I SUMMON... BIG RAGA THE OPP STOPPA!
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ДАНИР
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anonymous
"explique" hahaha pff ouais c'est un peu chiant les gars en gros Luden c'est un mythique qui donne de la péné magique et donc en en gros ça donne 6 de péné magique flat donc à 2 items complets.. donc il a 10 de péné flat donc il monte à 16, il a les bottes ça fait 18. Donc 16+18 ça fait 34 si jdis pas de conneries donc 34 + il avait shadow flame donc il a 44 et il a 44 et après du coup le void staff faut faire 44 divisé par 0.6 en gros il fait des dégats purs à un mec jusqu'à 73 d'rm j'avais dit 70 dans le cast à peu près et en gros bah les mecs ils ont pas 70 d'rm parce que globalement y'a eu un patch, en gros y'a le patch qui fait 0.8 d'rm sur les carrys et en gros de base sur lol y'avait pas ça et en gros la botlane va jamais prendre de la rm en lane en tout cas pas beaucoup donc c'est pas ouf en vrai j'pense que son item est nul donc en vrai j'pense soit il enlève shadow flame soit le void staff mais j'pense qu'il vaut mieux enlever shadow flame
anonymous
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leon
I have played tf2 for a while and I noticed a particular class that i hate to encounter. It is the pyro. A lot of people say just run away and shoot but the only 2 classes that can run away from a pyro are Medic and Scout. While u run backwards as a soldier or demo or any other class except for Scout or Medic, ur speed gets dramatically slower which makes the pyro to catch up and burn u to death. if u r shooting him/her, there is a chance that u can kill him/her but if have encountered the pyro u r probably burning to death which may kill u if don't find something that heals u. pyros are too fast, have good weapon WHICH IS NOT CLOSE RANGE!!! the flamethrower has a really good range. if u r a scout and running away, he'll just flare gun u from distance. he has the powerjack which makes me him even faster! it has -20% vulnerbility but still if he kills someone the pyro will regain 75 hp. pyros have fairly good health which makes them hard to kill. if u r a soldier the pyro will doge the rockets with good speed and burn u. if u kill the pyro u will probably die from afterburn. i am a spy player and if i want to back stab a pyro he just keeps on running away, u can't catch up to him. logically a pyro should be heavy (not class) a falme thrower and a gas tank should be heavy and plus axe and shotgun (default) why the hell a pyro faster then sniper and spy. a spy should be fast. a knife and revolver and sapper. that is not heavy, sniper should be little bit faster too because of his weapons. so i think that pyro should have like an engi or demoman speed. i will be ok if the pyros speed get's lowered everything else is "alright" for now it is just the speed that has bothered me since i play tf2.I hope u understand my point :) sorry for any grammar mistakes
anonymous
Dear Creator of Cookie Clicker, I was playing your game one day, enjoying my game of Cookie Clicker. I reached 57 million cookies when my ''G502 Hero - High Performance Gaming Mouse'' moved 0.18367cm across my desk, While my ''OP Auto Clicker'' was turned on, it pressed the setting buttons and deleted my save. I blame this on you for deleting my most prized save, with you shitty, terrible UI, in which YOU created. So FUCK YOU and your DOG SHIT TERRIBLE GAME, I hope you get a dildo RAMMED UP YOUR FUCKING ASS. P.S. - Your game is total, utter dogshit.
anonymous
1 Welcome to New York 2 vacancies 3 styles 4 From the forest 5 you should be here 6 complications 7 I want to work 8 Heavy bleeding 9 nightmares 10 ways to get a friend 11 This is love 12 I know the place 13:00 this morning 14 lovely country 15 You are in love 16 Roman Youth
bcshabnamfan
1 Welcome to New York 2 places 3 ways In the forest 4 5 You should have stopped 6 tremors 7 I hope 8 bad blood 9 Your worst nightmare How can I get 10 friends? 11 This love 12 I know that place 13 rain 14 beautiful countries 15. There is love in it 16 new love
bcshabnamfan
Mitchy Mitchy. Little Mitchy. Fought a crab and got real itchy. His chat annoys and makes him twitchy. Another hit? Great. Now he's bit she
anonymous
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PANTS ARE DOWN, DICK IS FLOPPIN, FIRST ONE DEAD IS SODAPOPPIN ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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