Snake, did I ever tell you about Shitting Gorilla? She grew up in the war torn country of Floridastan. She was just a kid when soldiers entered her village and shot her family. They made her a slave and took her to their camp. Then one day, a gorilla entered the camp and shat on all of those soldiers. They tried to fight back but the gorilla always struck first... shitting. But there was no gorilla, Snake. She shat on all of those soldiers herself. Fighting you cleansed her bowels.
Submitted by:DaR3AL0T0CAN
Hrrrrrnnn…
Snake, did I ever tell you about Shitting Gorilla? She grew up in the war torn country of Floridastan. She was just a kid when soldiers entered her village and shot her family. They made her a slave and took her to their camp. Then one day, a gorilla entered the camp and shat on all of those soldiers. They tried to fight back but the gorilla always struck first... shitting. But there was no gorilla, Snake. She shat on all of those soldiers herself. Fighting you cleansed her bowels.
try not to get spooked (spookiest stories)
My friend was driving in his truck with me, we encountered a furry convention in Texas on our drive, all the Furries were heading towards the convention center on the side of the road, while we drive a deer furry walks in the road and my friend runs them over going 45 miles an hour, i then scream "roadkill!" as the truck skids to a stop. While blood leaks out the Furries costume, my friend looks at me in anger and seconds later a bunch of Furries rip us out the truck and beat us to death
(the end)
Submitted by:i live in your walls
try not to get spooked (spookiest stories)
My friend was driving in his truck with me, we encountered a furry convention in Texas on our drive, all the Furries were heading towards the convention center on the side of the road, while we drive a deer furry walks in the road and my friend runs them over going 45 miles an hour, i then scream "roadkill!" as the truck skids to a stop. While blood leaks out the Furries costume, my friend looks at me in anger and seconds later a bunch of Furries rip us out the truck and beat us to death
(the end)
that guy got 23 different chances and this is how he goes out, with a pathetic whimper
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lewamata's fantasy of a whimper
that guy got 23 different chances and this is how he goes out, with a pathetic whimper
that guy got 23 different chances and this is how he goes out, with a pathetic whimper
Submitted by:lewamata
fantasy of a whimper
that guy got 23 different chances and this is how he goes out, with a pathetic whimper
roblox
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roblox
The year is 2069, modern medicine has kept Kripp alive despite his best efforts continuing his vegan diet. He is the last person playing Bazaar, every "pvp" match he plays is just a ghost version of himself. I still load the stream, remembering days gone past of him playing other games, I close the stream and load up a vod of him playing duo BGs, while I queue a game of duo BGs myself, it's actually fun now that they added round robin, I turn the vod up and pretend prime Kripp is my duos partner
Submitted by:anonymous
The Bazaar and modern medicine
The year is 2069, modern medicine has kept Kripp alive despite his best efforts continuing his vegan diet. He is the last person playing Bazaar, every "pvp" match he plays is just a ghost version of himself. I still load the stream, remembering days gone past of him playing other games, I close the stream and load up a vod of him playing duo BGs, while I queue a game of duo BGs myself, it's actually fun now that they added round robin, I turn the vod up and pretend prime Kripp is my duos partner
You are a worthless 🗿 friendless 🗿 faggot-lipped 🗿 little piece of shit 🗿 who's mommy left daddy 🗿 once she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill 🗿 and is now weeping 🗿 and slobbering 🗿 all over my drum set 🗿 like a fucking 9 year old girl 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Submitted by:meech
terence fletcher rant
You are a worthless 🗿 friendless 🗿 faggot-lipped 🗿 little piece of shit 🗿 who's mommy left daddy 🗿 once she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill 🗿 and is now weeping 🗿 and slobbering 🗿 all over my drum set 🗿 like a fucking 9 year old girl 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
although they died following the release of peace walker, [MC] was a noob clan that was able to exert a lot of influence in the game 'metal gear solid portable ops plus'. Inspired by the hamburger, members of MC would often find themselves at Mc Donalds bragging about how they were able to get 500HP before anyone else. With some often going as far as boasting " I only use nitePR and strafe with the mac10"
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although they died following the release of peace walker, [MC] was a noob clan that was able to exert a lot of influence in the game 'metal gear solid portable ops plus'. Inspired by the hamburger, members of MC would often find themselves at Mc Donalds bragging about how they were able to get 500HP before anyone else. With some often going as far as boasting " I only use nitePR and strafe with the mac10"