Hey guys. today I'm going to tell you how Cbat tore my family apart. My father was talking to someone on his phone and mentioned sex. "HAHA YOU SAID SEX!! 2 YEARS!! SEX TO CBAT?" I asked. He sighed deeply. I guess he just wasn't in the mood for my hilarious cbat antics, (they are very humorous.) Anyway, my dad told me "Okay son, that's enough. You have been talking about this meme for almost 2 years." 2 YEARS??!? DID MY DAD JUST SAY 2 YEARS!?!??!? "HAHA DAD YOU ARE BEING VERY CBATIC RIGHT NOW. I THINK THAT YOU ARE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!" I screamed very loudly, and made a big grin on my face. "Son please stop" he told me, tears in his eyes. "DAD YOU ARE SO CBATIC, IM 100 PERCENT SURE YOU'RE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!!" I took a screwdriver and tried jabbing him in the arm, so that he could be cbatic no longer. Immediately my mother came into the room to see what all the noise was. "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" she screamed, clearly everyone was panicking. I had to think. Then, I yelled "SEX! SEX! SEX! MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!". I thought she would laugh at this. Still, they looked at me in shock. "UH, R/TIFU MEETING GUYS! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" My mother had a phone in her hand and was calling 911. "Oh good, you're calling more cbaters to help with TylerLife." Then, I was grabbed by several cops (#ACAAC). "2 YEARS!!!!!!! 2 YEARS!!!!!!" I yelled as they put handcuffs around me and put me to the ground. No one finds my jokes funny, I thought. So many ANTI-CBATERS!!!!!! Anyway, my parents have disowned me and since then I've been living in a foster home for 3 weeks. One day I'll write about my cbat antics with my foster siblings. TODAY I FUCKED UP!

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Wow brother! Did you create that pipebomb? Oh? Is it for me? Thank y-DHBSIAYEOWVWHEGEHEVUSVEUSVSHSHSBSOSVSISBSISVSISSBBIDHSOEGRNAAREERRRAAAAAAAGAGHHG Dead 🥰

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Усу нара лояй

Усу нара лояй

so𒈙you꧅want௵to𒐫challenge⸻me𒐫to꧅a௵magic𒈙duel⸻eh?﷽I'll௵ Have⸻you𒈙know꧅that𒈙i graduated𒐫at the top꧅of Hogwarts௵and know꧅EVERY﷽𒈙single spell﷽there꧅is𒐫in꧅hogwarts!!!!!!!1`𒐫௵ ꧅

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2 YEARS? 2 YEARS?!?! CBAT C BAT CBAT. IT’S EVERYWHERE. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING FUCKING INSANE. I WAKE UP AND I THINK IT.I GO OUTSIDE AND I SEE IT. EVERY DAY JUST GRINDING AWAY AT MY SANITY. THE MERE WORD “BAT” REDUCES ME TO A PRIMAL FIT OF RAGE AND HATRED. I WANT TO BE BURIED IN THE GROUND. IM SO FUCKED UP. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKED UP? LIKE THE SUBREDDIT R/TIFU WHICH STANDS FOR TODAY I FUCKED UP?!?!??!!? THE ONE WHERE THE CBAT THING WAS POSTED?!?!!?!!!?!!!!????!!?!?! WHEN DOES THE INSANITY EVER END. WHEN WILL THE CRUEL GOD THAT PUT ME ON THIS EARTH RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL. IF I SEE OR HEAR IT AGAIN IM GOING TO FUCKING RUN HEADFIRST INTO A SEMI TRUCK.

Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant “2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS” I can’t I can’t I can’t! I can’t live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. I’ve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. It’s the only thing on my fucking mind and it’s turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: “CBAT.” Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture

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⠀⠀⢀⣀⠠⣰⣶⣴⣶⣻⣀⣄⣆⡂⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣔⣼⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣨⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣠⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣻⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠿⠛⠛⠋⠉⠙⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⣰⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄ ⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⣶⢝⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣶⣤⠀⣿⣇ ⠀⢀⢇⣨⣄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠭⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠻⡟⠿⠻⢿⠀⣟⡎ ⠀⠈⢘⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⠀⠀⠠⡀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠂⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠠⢀⣰⠀⢠⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⣾⣿⣦⣿⣿⠿⢟⣛⣛⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣃⣾⡞⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠁⢸⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠀⢻⣿⣿⠇⢰⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣶⣶⡖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣴⣤⣬⣥⣤⣾⣿⠏⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢻⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣸⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢹⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠻⢿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣊⡤⠗⠓⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⣟⣋⣁⣈⡉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠀⢀⣀⣠⣄⣈⡉⠉⠛⢿⢿ ⣿⣟⣁⣀⠁⢠⣦⣈⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠶⠾⡿⢾⣿⣽⠿⣶⣴⣄⣈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣠⣷⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⢨⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣴⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠿⠟⠀⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣛⠋⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠝⠍⢠⣬⣿⣷⠁⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢢⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⠛⠓⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⡟⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠿⠻⠻⠇⠀⣼⣦⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣦⣶⣾⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⢿⣿⠮⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠟⢿⡿⣿ ⠀⠈⠋⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠁⠀⠸⠀⠏

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡜⠀⠀⡞⠙⠛⢂⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣾⣿⠟⣻⢻⣷⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠾⠿⢾⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡟⠈⠀⠀⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⡓⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⠦⣤⣶⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⠖⣿⣿⣿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠛⠿⠿⠟⠧⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢰⣶⣷⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟ ⠻⣿⣿⠈⠛⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠋⠹⡿⠛⡋⠀ ⠀⠈⠉⢠⣔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣕⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠽⢛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣛⠚⠁⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠙⠉⣦⣄⠀⣠⠐⢤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤ ⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⠙⣹⠀⣿⠀⠈⠿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢆⣤⣦⣾⣶⣿⣿⢠⡁⢀⡀⢀⢉⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⠋⡇⢀⣉⣞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣐⠀⠀⣄⡻⢛⡻⣯⣜⣦⣻⣍⣻⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⣼⣿⣶⣾⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢠⣿⣟⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⣧⣳⣭⣟⠻⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠘⠛⣠⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠄⠀⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⢡⡄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣼⣿ ⠟⠛⠛⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠰⢿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⢠⣟⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿ ⠀⢀⣾⣿⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⢿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⣟⡿⣿ ⢶⣿⣿⣃⣀⣀⣉⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠀⠉⠛⠛⠝⣿⢟⣿⣾⣯⣥⣿⣿⣾ ⣩⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣬⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⠟⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡙⠿⣿⡇⢠⣿⣿⠋⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠈⠃⠸⠛⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠆⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣇⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Hooman

Hooman

I had a really cool day at church today. They were baptising people and reading the bible and other boring stuff. While they were praying, I asked Jesus if he is a cbater. No one laughed, though, so I said "r/woosh." (funny reddit reference) No one laughed, which is kinda stupid. Doesn't everyone use reddit? so I said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" /cr. Everyone was angry at me, for some strange reason. Then, the anti-cbatic priest said "be quiet, this is the church meeting," so I screamed "CHURCH MEETING? MORE LIKE R/TIFU MEETING!" The scream was so hard that a piece of the ceiling fell to the floor. During the basket handouts, I said "thanks for the gold kind stranger" and put all of the free money there in my pockets. Before anyone could do anything, I used my 100 iq to hack into the speakers and play the song "cbat" by hudson mohawke. Still, no one understood, which is kinda cringe. The rest of the church wasn't that interesting. The priest said "Genesis 23:6 Sir, listen to us. You are a mighty prince among us. Bury your dead in the choicest of our tombs. None of us will refuse you his tomb for burying your dead." I went up to the fallen ceiling tile and slammed on it, saying "R/TIFU MEETING!" hoping he would laugh. All of a sudden, the pentagram on top of it started glowing just like the button and summoned the r/tifu mods! The priest was done with my funny jokes and tried to kick me out of the church, but luckily, I shoved his head into the baptism water just in time. My mom tried to report the dead body by calling the police, but I cbatically killed her with my bare hands. I used the cross to kill the rest, but not before one called 911. When the police came, I said "it's just a prank bro" and jumped out of the window. After that, I went home and spent all of the free money I was given on reddit gold. Cbat is life.

Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of cum and 100 open pornhub tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.

*Car Battery moaned softly as No_Underscores pumped into them, meeting their thrusts with equal vigor and desire. Car’s eyes fluttered open, seeing the pure love and lust within No_Underscores’ eyes.* “C-Car.. darling... I want- I want to have kids with you baby...” No_Underscores whispered huskily into their ear, causing Car Battery to flush more then they already were. Car Battery whimpered, a shot of pleasure and arousal to their groin. “Yes..! P-please Underscores.. give me your babies...” They looked away, blood to their already much red cheeks. No_Underscores groaned with delight, fucking into them with renewed lust and vigor. “Nghh~ baby... fuck yes...”

Cbat was here. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/