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Kappa BAN Kappa ONE Kappa KAPPA Kappa AND Kappa YOU Kappa GET Kappa THE Kappa WHOLE Kappa PLATFORM Kappa
I came🚶♂️ 🚪 out to my parents 👪 when they discovered gay porn 👉👌💦 💦 💦 😩 😩 😩 on my computer 💻 while I was at my friend 👫 Nicole's 👩 house choreographing 👯♀️ 👯♀️ a hiphop dance. I was shocked 😮 because I thought they already knew 💭 💭 but I got a call 📞 📞 when I was like, mid shoulder-brush 💁 from my mother 👩👦 being like, "Where are you?"❓❓and I was like "I'm at Nicole's house" 🏡 🏡 and she was like "You need to come home now." And I went home. Anyway, I went home 🏡 after we finished the dance 👯♀️. She drove me home in her Infiniti SUV 🚗🚗 and I walked 🚶♂️ into the house 🏡 and it's pitch black ⚫, and I just see the like back-lit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen 🍽️ just like... **angry mom look** 👿 She brings me down ⬇️ and rather than having a nice 👍 "let's talk about this", 🗣️ she starts like bringing up, ⬆️ she starts like opening up all the websites and I don't know what to do 😰 😰 and I'm like "Ewwww what is that?? 🤢 🤢 That's disgusting!1!1" 🙅 🙅 Meanwhile I'm like "Yep, Tuesday📆, yep Wednesday...📆 Thursday I didn't do anything📆, and Friday." 📆 And like my dad 👴 comes downstairs in his tighty-whiteys 👖 and is like "Bran, if it's yours, just tell us." 🗣️ Well, hold on, hold on... They found this like weird fax 📠 like a document 📃📄 nobody recognized 🤔 and I was like: "Well oBviously someone hacked 😎 into our computer!!" 💻 And they believed me. 💭 💭
Submitted by:goober20830
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I came🚶♂️ 🚪 out to my parents 👪 when they discovered gay porn 👉👌💦 💦 💦 😩 😩 😩 on my computer 💻 while I was at my friend 👫 Nicole's 👩 house choreographing 👯♀️ 👯♀️ a hiphop dance. I was shocked 😮 because I thought they already knew 💭 💭 but I got a call 📞 📞 when I was like, mid shoulder-brush 💁 from my mother 👩👦 being like, "Where are you?"❓❓and I was like "I'm at Nicole's house" 🏡 🏡 and she was like "You need to come home now." And I went home. Anyway, I went home 🏡 after we finished the dance 👯♀️. She drove me home in her Infiniti SUV 🚗🚗 and I walked 🚶♂️ into the house 🏡 and it's pitch black ⚫, and I just see the like back-lit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen 🍽️ just like... **angry mom look** 👿 She brings me down ⬇️ and rather than having a nice 👍 "let's talk about this", 🗣️ she starts like bringing up, ⬆️ she starts like opening up all the websites and I don't know what to do 😰 😰 and I'm like "Ewwww what is that?? 🤢 🤢 That's disgusting!1!1" 🙅 🙅 Meanwhile I'm like "Yep, Tuesday📆, yep Wednesday...📆 Thursday I didn't do anything📆, and Friday." 📆 And like my dad 👴 comes downstairs in his tighty-whiteys 👖 and is like "Bran, if it's yours, just tell us." 🗣️ Well, hold on, hold on... They found this like weird fax 📠 like a document 📃📄 nobody recognized 🤔 and I was like: "Well oBviously someone hacked 😎 into our computer!!" 💻 And they believed me. 💭 💭
Hello people on this site, my name is EnjoyBrowser557 and I just joined wikis in order to add information and change content in articles and sometimes respond to discussions and talk pages. Furthermore, I am still learning about the guidelines and pages that any type of wiki provided on my homepage. Would you also not forget on recent technology in Wiki software? Plus, would you like to give me awards or thanks to me for my creative contributions? Just to know that I am new to this wiki since discovery, so I am still experimenting on wikicoding and understanding on how to use userboxes for my talk page. So anyways, when I am promoted to autoconfirmed user, I will have a chance to create better articles and edit semi-protected pages. When it comes to images and photos, I learned how to use a it in proper way and change the sizes and columns of the image. For that, my only languages I speak is English, so in meantime, I would have the ability to write paragraphs and uses sources when editing articles. That actually would include any field of topic, I would like to be interested
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Hello people on this site, my name is EnjoyBrowser557 and I just joined wikis in order to add information and change content in articles and sometimes respond to discussions and talk pages. Furthermore, I am still learning about the guidelines and pages that any type of wiki provided on my homepage. Would you also not forget on recent technology in Wiki software? Plus, would you like to give me awards or thanks to me for my creative contributions? Just to know that I am new to this wiki since discovery, so I am still experimenting on wikicoding and understanding on how to use userboxes for my talk page. So anyways, when I am promoted to autoconfirmed user, I will have a chance to create better articles and edit semi-protected pages. When it comes to images and photos, I learned how to use a it in proper way and change the sizes and columns of the image. For that, my only languages I speak is English, so in meantime, I would have the ability to write paragraphs and uses sources when editing articles. That actually would include any field of topic, I would like to be interested
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Okay, if you can't unblock my "PawPatroler" account on Wikipedia, can you get an administer on Wikipedia with the text "Okay. The reason why I got blocked was because I was editing disruptive. I understand that wandering into pages you don't understand can cause trouble, not just me, but also others. I will instead go into pages I do understand, and if I don't understand I can ask. I will not make any more disruption anymore, and I will be more carefully with my edits. I will do thought-out useful contributions instead. You should unblock me, as 1 now understand why I got blocked. Can you at least let me edit my own sandbox, s! can do basic editing like you said before... so I can leam from my sandbox while being blocked from editing from all other pages. Can you unblock me from my sandbox please?" as my unblock request, please
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Okay, if you can't unblock my "PawPatroler" account on Wikipedia, can you get an administer on Wikipedia with the text "Okay. The reason why I got blocked was because I was editing disruptive. I understand that wandering into pages you don't understand can cause trouble, not just me, but also others. I will instead go into pages I do understand, and if I don't understand I can ask. I will not make any more disruption anymore, and I will be more carefully with my edits. I will do thought-out useful contributions instead. You should unblock me, as 1 now understand why I got blocked. Can you at least let me edit my own sandbox, s! can do basic editing like you said before... so I can leam from my sandbox while being blocked from editing from all other pages. Can you unblock me from my sandbox please?" as my unblock request, please
Bro I was having a dream about being a cop and trying to save a fast food place from some evil plot scheme and a bunch of shit was going on that I didn’t understand. But the most memorable part of it all was me trying to throw a whole bunch of random shit that morphed into the place out of nowhere so it just became a throwing shit at each other contest. At the end a guy charged me and I was trying to beat him up since he tripped right at my feet but I couldn’t swing my arms at all no matter how hard I tried.
I woke up right before my fate was sealed just to discover MY RIGHT ARM WAS IN MY SHORTS, IN MY ASS AND STUCK.
First thing that came to mind after realizing why was “Damn I really did just started diggin in my butt twin”
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Bro I was having a dream about being a cop and trying to save a fast food place from some evil plot scheme and a bunch of shit was going on that I didn’t understand. But the most memorable part of it all was me trying to throw a whole bunch of random shit that morphed into the place out of nowhere so it just became a throwing shit at each other contest. At the end a guy charged me and I was trying to beat him up since he tripped right at my feet but I couldn’t swing my arms at all no matter how hard I tried.
I woke up right before my fate was sealed just to discover MY RIGHT ARM WAS IN MY SHORTS, IN MY ASS AND STUCK.
First thing that came to mind after realizing why was “Damn I really did just started diggin in my butt twin”