Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.
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Raw Beef or Raw Chicken? - Evbo's Parkour Civilisation ParkourCivilisation
Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means, FISH. The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT, BARE HANDED, BARE...NAKED? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? Uh, I think so? Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT, which I didn't know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun. UH OH! Looks like the meth is kicking in! DOUAAH BUH ';'46l643lHOOHA45354AHDZBIJOUUH gdf[;p][;g HAAHKJDSFIHHA6436 AAHAAHA-
Submitted by:anonymous
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means, FISH. The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT, BARE HANDED, BARE...NAKED? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? Uh, I think so? Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT, which I didn't know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned into the sun. UH OH! Looks like the meth is kicking in! DOUAAH BUH ';'46l643lHOOHA45354AHDZBIJOUUH gdf[;p][;g HAAHKJDSFIHHA6436 AAHAAHA-