i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
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i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Reza sadeghi
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Reza sadeghi
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
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>Be me >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to fuck him up >Figure out where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO >Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I never get caught >Map out where he is at any time at all times >Then proceed phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave pineapple at the door >His parents aint home for hours, seen nobody >He tells people about the pineapple at tomorrow, no one cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink in the men's dressing room >People think his making it up >Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes >Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike unwatched, leave a pineapple >He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his homes spare key >Skip school, sneak into his house while his parents are at work >Leave Pineapple on his bed >Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, I figure out a blind spot and doge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school anymore >Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard the fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school >Go to collage like a boss >Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut >Someone had left a pineapple on the beer shelf
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Submitted by:anonymous
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
NIGGER
Submitted by:anonymous
NIGGER
hgfg67
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hgfg67
Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
Submitted by:anonymous
Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
ممه میخوام
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ممه میخوام
Happy
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Happy
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تولدت مبارك
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Petition for Perchance to let us choose the color of our tags
A11O
Le Epic Cbater
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Petition for Perchance to let us choose the color of our tags
A11O
Le Epic Cbater
Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
Submitted by:anonymous
Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
So at first you read the story, then you see all the funny sentences, you tell others about it maybe talk about it a little too much, so so much in fact that you hop off your screen but the words oh the normal words you start hearing them everywhere you go on your phone you see a couple announcing that today is their two year anniversary; funny maybe just a little funny but then you see more more phrases being said, said everywhere and on every social media app you can't escape it you even think about it when you hear something about sex or music you go outside but you can't stop thinking about it CBAT CBAT CBAT you run; maybe food with calm you but it does not help 2 YEARS 2 YEARS TODAY I FUCKED UP it's every wher'e you cannt get it to s̸̟̀ẗ̸̜́o̴̘̾p̶̱͂ THEY are in h̷̝̔̇è̴͚a̵̘̟̾d̸͉̾͠ Th3Y won't g̷̥͂̋ọ̵̮̐̇ ̸̭̑a̵̝̅w̴̻͖̾ȁ̸͓̬͒y̴̙̫̔̔ MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC ThEy won't d get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head g̴e̶t̷ ̴o̵u̴t̷ ̸o̵f̴ ̷m̴y̶ ̸h̶e̵a̸d̵ ̸ ģ̵͕̒ē̸͉͠ṭ̷̗̊͘ ̶̳̏̎o̸̡͕͂u̸͙̝͐t̸̳͛̿ ̴̢̄ő̷͓̽f̴̰̗̄ ̵͓̚͠m̵̢̨͛y̷̟̚ ̴̦͝h̸͍͓̔e̷̟̓a̴͖͒͊ͅd̴̘̄͋ ̵̜̗͗͝ g̶̟̥͑e̶̩͛t̵̮͒ ̴̡̠͗̕o̷̘̫͛u̷͖̒̚t̶͉̜̔̈́ ̸̰̎͂͜ọ̸͎͒́f̸̮̫̀͂ ̴̤̚m̶̨̱͌̈ȳ̴̱ ̴̢̩̏̅h̴̨͉̄̇e̸̳̺̿̊a̴̜̔d̵̮̑ ̷̬̐̏ģ̴̵̶̷̶̴̛͔̺͈͎̖͕̣̫̈̐̒̀̒̃̑͛͝ȩ̸̸̷̵̶̶̩̝͉̹̺͉͚̔̿̓̄̉̀̆͠͝t̸̷̷̸̸̴̸̬̟̟̜̙͕̣̰̗͈̂̎͒̊͑͋̈́̕͘͘͠ ̸̶̴̵̷̸̦̩̠̫̻̳͈̏̈́̎̆̍͒͝͠o̴̸̶̴̸̶̡͔̮̼͉͙͕̠͂̈́͂̃͋̏́u̴̸̸̸̷̶͖͍͚͙̮̝͈̥̓̇̎͐̂͊̍͆̒̅ț̷̸̴̶̵̷̣͓͕̪̳͚̉̾͛̀̿̆̍̇ͅ ̵̴̷̴̸̢̨̢͖̞̼͙̻̎̾̆̄̆̒̕͝͠ȏ̷̷̷̴̷̶̮̩̩̹̫̱̰͓̟͔͒̋͗̇̽̽͐͗f̴̴̵̸̸̷̣̳̪͈̰̩̟̗̈̆̄́̌̃͘͜͠ ̴̵̸̶̶̴̧̨̛̛̜̞̖̯̞͓̬̀̉̑̌̄̈́̚͠m̴̵̴̵̵̸̢̨͔̟̻͕̬̰͒͛̊̀̓͑̏̚ͅỹ̸̷̸̸̷̛̺͍͈̞̦͇̟̹̒̈́͊͛̄̚ ̴̴̸̸̸̣̥͍̟̲̦̦̾͆̊͐̔̚͝͠ͅh̸̸̸̶̴̶̼͈͓͚̪͉͍͖͚͓̻̎̌̿̔́̂̑̈e̷̷̶̵̴̖̱̯̫͕̟̖͚͑͋̀̓̑̂̇ͅa̴̴̵̴̴̷̵̧̧̤̫͇̮̪̩͖̣̘͂̒̀͒͐͊̏̉̏͊͑̓͘ͅd̸̴̶̸̵̸̡̢̛̺̭̤̘̩͊͆̓̄͊̂͋̒ͅ ̴̵̸̵̶̶̴̦̜̦̼̮͖̥̜̭̣̗̮͐̆͗̐́̎̒̚͠͝͝ g̴̛̮̊̀̃̈́̄̏̕ͅe̶̺̳̲̫͖̹̝̐̉̿͋͜t̴̩̎̒̀͝ ̸̼̱̒̀̃̿̉̈ͅö̵͓̝͚̱̰̺̟́ͅu̶̬̠̣͕̅̕͜t̷̡̖̉̔̈͊̋͛̓͝ ̶̲͚̃͊̏͠ờ̸̧̛̥̅f̷̧̧͙̟̣̺̼͒ ̶̫͌̊͗̏͝͝m̸̯̥̫̓̀͊̌̑̀̈́́y̷͓̖̘̬̹̩̗͐̀ ̴̛͙̪̲̉̾͗h̶͔̯̻͌̈̍͒ě̷̥͍̳̯̹̻̩a̵̜͔̜̖̎̃̐́̕ḑ̶̱̃͗͑̑́̿̕ ̵̢̳̦̼̍̇̏͂̈ğ̴̥̩̻̭̗̲͉̔͆̐̎ę̶̨̱̥̏̀̄̑̓͛̈́͝ͅt̶̺́̿ ̸̢̧̙͕̺̯̤̍̓̓̇͌̽̚ö̸͔̻́͛́̇̂̏͋ṵ̷̡̡͊̌̅̔̈́̈́͘ͅt̶̢̯͍̰̯̲͇̅̊̒ ̵͎͚̋̈́͋͋̿̃̄͘ő̷͔̗̺͉̗͎f̸̭̜̱̙͚̄̓̀ ̸̨̯̪̞͓͕̓m̴̧̭̿̒͊ÿ̸̨̺̳̩̯́̔͐̒̾͋͠ ̷͓͓͛̐̃̔̕ḥ̷̺̏̓̆̀ͅͅé̸̛̠̲̚a̸̮̩̠̞̐̊͘d̸͉͎͍̱̞̳̙̓͂ ̵̮̞͉͂̇͌̄̈͒̀g̸̭̱̽͊͑͛͋ȩ̴͎̰̲̅̎̿̉͐̓͗̑t̸̡̪͚͕͖̫͚̑͆͋̆͑͛̕͠ ̴̧̢͇͎̰̖̪͍͒͐͛̄̈͆̕̕o̷̖̯̮̤̬͍̳̜̎͂́̕u̵̙͉̙̻͚̾̎̎̀̊͐̆t̴̳̭̦͔͙͔͔͊̋͝ ̴̝̱̣̝̀̒́̏̐͒̀̊͜ǫ̵͖̠̺̬̀̍f̵̰̮̤̓́͝ ̵͔̱̹̫̼͚͠m̷͖̫̠͚̰͕͙̿̓͋́̋͊͝y̶͉̱̭̏ ̴̨̻̫̯̈́̓̕͘ḫ̸͉͕̲̜̣̭̜͛͠e̷͚̖͐́̾͂͋̚͝a̵͓̦͖̜̬͐̍̐͋̌d̸̡̫̺̽̋̒̆͗ ̶̺͖̙͐̊̈̔͘g̸͙͚̟̮̐e̵͓̘͖̤̋t̶̩̃̍̅͊ ̸̧̝̼̟͈͉̩͚̒̅̎͝ö̵̡̤̥̣̱̥̱́̾̎̒͂̀̕ü̷̠͚̭̮̪̻t̷͉̯͗͂̔̃̿̍͋ ̷͙͖̪̟̦̝͋̏͂ͅo̵͍͚̅̔͆̓̚ḟ̸̨̡̛̣̎ ̴̛̺̥̙̞͗̓̓̒̄̐͛m̴̥͍̏̒ý̵̡̺͖͚͙̪͒ ̶̧̞͖͔͇̩̎̈́h̴̝͚̞́̂ͅͅe̷̛̗̳͔̮͚̎̅́̾ā̶̧̺̟̠͇̟̔d̴̢̫̱͙͎̫̮͎͌̈̌̅͗̈́ ̸͕̖̲̤̈̆̽̎̾g̷̖̝̗̮̲͉̼̋̽̒̌̉̚̕͝e̵̛̪̦̫͕͇͗̽͊͌̍͠ͅt̵̝̃͂́̇͘ ̶̢̘̬̩̻̖͖͚̏̏̈́̆̄ó̵̮̜̺̜̆̈́̕ú̶̗̳͚̥̆̋̃̆t̷̗̉͜ ̷̖̳͚̣̌̍͒̀̽̈́̓͠ô̷̈́̇̓̚̕ͅf̴̞͐ ̷̗͓͉͕̱͍̠̊̾̒͑̚͘͝m̴̡͙̳͍̓̊͗͐ÿ̶̯͍̯͕̀̌̀̈́͘ ̴̢̱̯͇̝͕̐h̴͖̀̌͋͝ę̸̜̱̲̤̼̤̎͌͘ą̸̢̯̹̳́͝͠ͅd̵͙͚̻̺̥̖̊́̋͂̆̂͜ ̷̨̟̠̞̜̀̀̄͋͠͝͠g̸̨̛̛͖̳̪̠̼̱͑̊̒̓̈́̚ë̸̛̺̟́͌́͊̽͝t̵̩̰̩́̓ ̸̞͓̥̲̩̙̯̪̌̓̕o̵͉̹̥̪͖̓̃ͅu̷̧̧̖̜̟̼̅̑̓͐̍̈́̾̍t̶͍̼͚̰̬̖́͛ ̷̳̾́̑̚͠o̷͇̿͋́͊̈́̒̇f̴̨̨̮̺͕̺́̈́́͝ ̵̢̠̬̮͝ṃ̴̛̞͈͇͙̭̹̝̾̏̂̀y̴̧̻͇͍̥̔̌̅͑͗ ̷̙̘̫̆͂͝͝ͅh̷̫̔͐̊́ę̶̤̭͙̺͖͓͇̃͆̕͝a̸̢̛̙̳͖̳͖͂̽̊̑d̷͔͚̃͐̽̉͂̔ ̴̧̗͎̥͈̙͚̔̇̊̆́̾̐͜g̷͈͕̀̂́̃̚͠ͅe̶͈̣̯͂͑̏͛͝͠͝ṯ̶̢̙̩̘̾̅̽̿̀̓ ̷̲͉̘̬̺̅̑̀͑̇͗͠ó̴̯͎̖̟̳̈̃̚ű̸̩̭̇̓̓͛̕͘ṯ̵̳̟̦̱͕̖͆͂͠ ̸͍͉̮̯̪͓̎͛̑̐͌́ͅŏ̶̡͖͈̇̈̐̔̚f̴̬̟͚̭̉͝ ̶̬̦̬̰̬͖͚̟͂̌̎̒̌ṃ̶̢̼̖́͗̈́̓̈́̚y̸̢̢̰̼̱̝͕̿̀̏ͅ ̸͎̮͙̯̠̎̎h̴̛͇̪̲͖͗͆̀̅͋̃̆ḝ̵̢̻̹̣̣̀̅a̵̧̲͔͓͒̓̿̈́ͅd̵͖͉̫̗̦͊̈́̒͜͝ ̶͕͑̐g̶̶̸̴̴̵̴̶̨̛̙͖̩̗̗̺͉̯̰̟̬̯̲̺͈̞̳̎̉͂͛͌̉̏̉̂̓̿̓̓̊̈́̌̒̕͘͝ͅḙ̴̵̶̷̷̵̷̶̷̢͇͓̙͍͉̮̪̲̫̣͈̥̩̼̥̣͔͔͔̮͕̄͂͌̓̋͌̈̈́̇̒̃͌͛̎̋̒̏͑̀͂͂̋̏͌̈́̄͑̃͒͠ͅt̵̴̸̷̸̴̛̛̪̝̬̰̥͙̙͕̬͎͉̖̘͆̏̉̈́̎̃̐̏̌͒̒̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷̶̵̷̷̵̴̛̘̖̜̩͍̗̰̘̹͈̻̝͍̟̼̥̭̓̃̈̈́͂͆̈̓̏͑̎̑̕̕ͅǫ̶̶̵̶̶̴̶̯͙̳̩̙̝̜͓͓̮̘̬̻͕̘̤̤͉́̃̈͊̋̈́̂̅̑̓́̉̋̈́͜͝ư̸̵̶̷̷̶̴̶̡͚̫̝̝͎͙͈͖͉͎̻̮͖̘͖͆̓͂̀̋̑̎̓̌̈́͗́͑̐̋̾̓̌͘͠ţ̴̴̸̸̷̮̫̦̫̤͖̬̟͇̺̙̩̾̏̄̉̌͂́͗͝ ̸̵̷̸̴̨̛̣͚̜̟̳̪̼̿̔̒̅͋̔̒͋̐̚̚͠ͅǫ̵̷̴̶̷̷̴̵̸̨̗̬͍̤̫͖̺̩̤͕̣̳̫̖̠̖̮͔͇̦̰̜̋̅̆̓͋́̏̔͋̒̏́̈́̆̀͊̅̅̈́̍͂́̕͝͠͠ͅf̷̶̴̴̶̷̶̶̨̧̧̡̢̛̟̮͉̩̠͉̞̦̼̟̬̦̮̯̯̆̀̀̈́́͂͗̈́͂͒̏̏̆̆̂͗̀̀́̚͜ͅ ̵̷̵̸̷̶̧͎̤̤̱̜̻͕̝͕̲̠́͌͛͒͋̈͆̅͌͊̔͑̈́̚͘͠ͅm̶̶̶̶̸̸̴̸̶̵̢̢̛̗͎͍̬̖̭͙̰̭̠̞̱̳̼̦͇͖̜̦͚̗̥̟̑̽̾́̋̏̽̈́̆̇̄̽͛͐̆́͗́͑̓͌̎̚͘͘̚͝ͅỷ̶̴̶̵̵̸̶̸̷̧̧̢̡̡̨̛͓
Greetings Reddit,
We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today.
As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park.
We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good.
Cbat must win in the end.
Submitted by:anonymous
Greetings Reddit,
We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today.
As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park.
We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good.
Cbat must win in the end.
On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.
Submitted by:anonymous
On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.