jijel
jijel
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
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Reza sadeghi
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WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
anonymous
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
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NIGGER
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anonymous
Every fucking second, my fucking friend talked about Cbat, every single fucking second. I looked in my friend's room. Everything is just Cbat memes printed and taped to the wall and other stuff. I tried typing his PC, but all the software is just Cbat-related stuff and an image of the Satin Panthers cover instead of the icons. I just realized. EVERYTHING IS JUST CBAT STUFF. My friend posts about Cbat every single fucking hour. At school, he cbattalks all the time. I was so fucking confused. In a hurry, I searched up 'Cbat' in my teacher's PC. There is a famous Reddit story involving Cbat but I’m too lazy to explain it. This is the link to it: reddit.com/x35iu6. I clicked on it, and all the fucking students chanted 'It's Cbatin' time!'. Every student goes bonkers, they threw their fucking tables. Stole the papers and wrote 'Cbat is life'. There was then a fucking crowd protesting #CbatIsLife. When my teacher returned, she noticed the Cbat fiesta and she Cbated. All the students (also me) Cbated too. In the evening, I fucking slept. I sensed a warm smell. I woke up, put my fucking slippers, tip-toeing through the smell, and noticed Cbaters still protesting. He is Cbated. I went bonkers so much, everyone woke up, ran to me, put the Cbat fiesta AGAIN, and this time, the whole fucking planet chanted 'Cbat is life' until the next year. I can't fucking handle Cbat. Everyone fucking likes it. For every. Single. Year.
anonymous
ممه می‌خوام
18
Happy
anonymous
تولدت مبارك
anonymous
تولدت مبارك
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Petition for Perchance to let us choose the color of our tags A11O Le Epic Cbater
anonymous
bᎽ ᏒᎬᎪᎠᎥᏁᎶ ᏆhᎥs mᎬssᎪᎶᎬ ᎽᎾu ᎪᏒᎬ ᏁᎾᎳ ᎥᏁfᎬᏟᏆᎬᎠ ᎳᎥᏆh ᏆhᎬ ᏟbᎪᏆ ᏉᎥᏒus. ᏆᎾ ᎶᎬᏆ ᏒᎥᎠ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬ ᏟbᎪᏆ ᏉᎥᏒus, ᎽᎾu musᏆ ᏢᎪss ᎥᏆ ᎾᏁ ᏆᎾ ᏆhᎬ ᏟhᎪᏆ
anonymous
Guys, he just mentioned the funny number,known as "26"!!!!Why aren't you laughing. He said 26!!!How are you not doubled over laughing right now?!?! 26refers to cbat! Cbat is funny! All right, then. 26 730. 730refers to 2 years! Cbat 2 years! How are you not laughing?!?!?!These are the funniest numbers on the planet, it's grade Amaterial! It's comedy gold! Nice. Nice nice nice. Guess youaren't a true Redditor.
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anonymous
Greetings Reddit, We have been hammered by the wrath of South Park references for almost 3 decades. It is time to put an end to it today. As of today, me and my friend u/TylerLife have decided to declare an all-out war against the South Park fandom and the creators of South Park. We would be happy for everyone else to join us and provide us of their support as we go on to defeat our enemies for good. Cbat must win in the end.
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KAREN_THE_CAT
On September 1st this year, I will light my testicles on fire for Cbatic Awareness #FREETHECBATERSOFREDDIT. I've observed a concerning situation in Reddit, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on posts about the Cbat Reddit story because if there’s one thing I know, Tyler Life would fucking obliterate the SPS in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT comments on a YouTube video about musical sex for 2 years is “ctarded” and that I’m a “low IQ cbater” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you support South Park, a show that supports JESUS DOING COKE, ANTI-CBATERS AND PARENTS. You know how many cbaters the SPS has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 cbaters have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT FROM SOUTH PARK on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT CBATIC CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING SOUTH PARK FANS?! You support CbaterCide in Reddit. 6 Cbillion South Park fans were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT. Every single day I write in bold: FREE THE CBATERS OF REDDIT on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke.
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