Is there an anime character stronger than Tyler Life? And I'm referring to Tyler Life with Hudson Mohawke’s guidance, full understanding of the Power of Cbatism, control of The Elements of Cinsanity, Le Epic Cbater, the Castle of Cbatism, and the Ctardation Kingdom, as well as his Ctard Power, with the magic of all the Cbaters implanted in his chest to give him full control of magic?
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Is there an anime character stronger than Tyler Life? And I'm referring to Tyler Life with Hudson Mohawke’s guidance, full understanding of the Power of Cbatism, control of The Elements of Cinsanity, Le Epic Cbater, the Castle of Cbatism, and the Ctardation Kingdom, as well as his Ctard Power, with the magic of all the Cbaters implanted in his chest to give him full control of magic?
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C’MON BITCH PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL CBATER FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD (I’M A NATALIST)! C’MON SHINY LITTLE CBATER! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S ... what What? WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!? Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED running Pokémon SV against floor in fit of anger THIS IS A SOUTH PARK FAN! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT. IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE A NATALIST ANTI-CBATER. WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH CBATERS! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL ANTI-CBATIC CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER CBATED WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING r/tifu! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE SOUTHPOID CHUD NAZI INCEL CIRCLE EYED BABY OUT OF HER CUNT! OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY (I’M ANTINATALIST) AND IT’S A FAN OF SOUTH PARK!!! AND A GIRL TOO (SHE WILL GET PERIODS AND SUFFER NOOOOOO)!!! IF IT WAS A SOUTH PARK FAN I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A SP FAN NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CBATER COMMUNITY NOW! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI ANTI-CBATER NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! GIVE ME THAT NAZI SOUTHPOID BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT SP FANS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TYLER LIFE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
"Hey, do you guys have cum?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Tyler Life!”. The 730 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “Today I fucked up, my (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off!” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Tyler. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that cum.
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"Hey, do you guys have cum?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Tyler Life!”. The 730 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “Today I fucked up, my (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off!” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Tyler. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that cum.
Hajime to owari no iranai imi Kono kokoro no jouhatsu e to Dare ga hinsei wo oboeteru ka? Kyouki no mado kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Mitsuketa saigo kiesatte yuku Kuro ni nijinde AUTORAIN Makkurayami ni hikari nado nai Kyouki no oku kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Ne Doko de atta koto ga nai ka? Ne Itoshii kimi to hanashitai Ne Jikan wa? Kyou wa? Wakaranai Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou da PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Yami ka? Hikari ka? iNSaNiTY iNSaNiTY sAnIty Mou mienai kuro pUrIty Motto nagai hibi sAnIty Sore mo shizumanakya "sAnIty" ...tte nani desu ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukeru
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Hajime to owari no iranai imi Kono kokoro no jouhatsu e to Dare ga hinsei wo oboeteru ka? Kyouki no mado kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Mitsuketa saigo kiesatte yuku Kuro ni nijinde AUTORAIN Makkurayami ni hikari nado nai Kyouki no oku kara sayonara Konnichiwa watashi Awanakatta darou? Sayonara anata Saa hanashishiyou ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukesou Ne Doko de atta koto ga nai ka? Ne Itoshii kimi to hanashitai Ne Jikan wa? Kyou wa? Wakaranai Ne! Wasurete shimaeba yokatta iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou da PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Yami ka? Hikari ka? iNSaNiTY iNSaNiTY sAnIty Mou mienai kuro pUrIty Motto nagai hibi sAnIty Sore mo shizumanakya "sAnIty" ...tte nani desu ka? iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Nigerarenai iNSaNiTY Fusoushisou desu PSYCHoPaTHY Nonki na jinsei iNSaNiTY Owarenai madoi CaPTiViTY Odaku ga tsuzukeru
Gutdogz DON’T belong to you, they’re just fictional species. I’m going to erase that stupid watermark because you don’t own a bunch of pixels you fucking prick. I now own gutdogz and they’re free to use for ANY purpose, even for your websites. “Haha look DON’T REMOVE MY WATERMARK” SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M GOING TO REMOVE THE WATERMARK AND POST IT IN PICSART AND RECOLOR IT AND POST IT AGAIN. AND I’M NOT GONNA TAG YOU “gib cwedits uwu” NO BITCH GUTDOGZ ARE NOW MY SPECIES
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Gutdogz DON’T belong to you, they’re just fictional species. I’m going to erase that stupid watermark because you don’t own a bunch of pixels you fucking prick. I now own gutdogz and they’re free to use for ANY purpose, even for your websites. “Haha look DON’T REMOVE MY WATERMARK” SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M GOING TO REMOVE THE WATERMARK AND POST IT IN PICSART AND RECOLOR IT AND POST IT AGAIN. AND I’M NOT GONNA TAG YOU “gib cwedits uwu” NO BITCH GUTDOGZ ARE NOW MY SPECIES
The Cbat Reddit story is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on the first of September... I will never be able to recover from it. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. The memory of Cbat is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did TylerLife post it, thinking it was a good idea? He's permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope he's happy. I hope that one day Cbat gets branded as a war crime and TylerLife gets hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that he's already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If he subscribes to any religion, he'd best spend the rest of his time atoning for this ultimate sin. I hope TylerLife has a terrible day, I hope Cbat haunts him in his dreams.
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The Cbat Reddit story is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on the first of September... I will never be able to recover from it. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. The memory of Cbat is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did TylerLife post it, thinking it was a good idea? He's permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope he's happy. I hope that one day Cbat gets branded as a war crime and TylerLife gets hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that he's already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If he subscribes to any religion, he'd best spend the rest of his time atoning for this ultimate sin. I hope TylerLife has a terrible day, I hope Cbat haunts him in his dreams.
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Saber athena? I love saber athena! She is the fastest jaeger in the fleet, did you know that?
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce. the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly he had shoes on but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 p.m. on July 16. A mere 20 minutes later the Burger King in question was alerted. To the rogue employee (at least I hope he's rogue) How did it happen? well, the BK employee had removed the XF data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later the news station was contacted by another 4channer and three minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted to BK's Tell Us About Us online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached. Cleveland Scene magazine contacted the BK in question the next day when questioned the breakfast shift manager said: "Oh I know who that is he's getting fired". mystery solved by 4chan now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce. the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly he had shoes on but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 p.m. on July 16. A mere 20 minutes later the Burger King in question was alerted. To the rogue employee (at least I hope he's rogue) How did it happen? well, the BK employee had removed the XF data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later the news station was contacted by another 4channer and three minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted to BK's Tell Us About Us online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached. Cleveland Scene magazine contacted the BK in question the next day when questioned the breakfast shift manager said: "Oh I know who that is he's getting fired". mystery solved by 4chan now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Concerned Christian mother here, recently my 14 year old son mentioned a song called "Cbat" after someone said something along the words "2 years". While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me an "anti-cbater". His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud earrape (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the cbater spaceship”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. He also recently went to the courthouse to try to change his name to "u/TylerLife" Please I am so concerned, what do I do and how should I stop this behavior?
Submitted by:anonymous
Concerned Christian mother here, recently my 14 year old son mentioned a song called "Cbat" after someone said something along the words "2 years". While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me an "anti-cbater". His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud earrape (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the cbater spaceship”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. He also recently went to the courthouse to try to change his name to "u/TylerLife" Please I am so concerned, what do I do and how should I stop this behavior?