Hi im Hams! and i love invading the Cervix of 13 Year Old Girls!
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Hi im Hams! and i love invading the Cervix of 13 Year Old Girls!
Olá, atualmente tenho 15 anos e quero me tornar uma morsa. Sei que há um milhão de pessoas por aí como eu, mas prometo que sou diferente. Em 14 de dezembro, estou me mudando para a Antártica; casa dos maiores walri. Eu já cortei meus braços e agora deslizo de bruços em todos os lugares que vou como treinamento. Ainda não sou uma morsa, mas prometo que, se você me der uma chance e o apoio de que preciso, me tornarei a maior morsa de todos os tempos. Obrigado a todos.
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Olá, atualmente tenho 15 anos e quero me tornar uma morsa. Sei que há um milhão de pessoas por aí como eu, mas prometo que sou diferente. Em 14 de dezembro, estou me mudando para a Antártica; casa dos maiores walri. Eu já cortei meus braços e agora deslizo de bruços em todos os lugares que vou como treinamento. Ainda não sou uma morsa, mas prometo que, se você me der uma chance e o apoio de que preciso, me tornarei a maior morsa de todos os tempos. Obrigado a todos.
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anime
you are so cute
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you are so cute
what time is it?
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what time is it?
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11 ^ 1
10 | 2 time for u
9 ⊙————> to stop
8 4 using this
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Should we ban Tyler Life (the Cbat guy) from our gay wedding? Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Tyler ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding. I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of cbat guy” photos around the venue? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
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Should we ban Tyler Life (the Cbat guy) from our gay wedding? Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Tyler ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding. I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of cbat guy” photos around the venue? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
2 YEARS, SEX TO CBAT!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU CBATIC FUCKS CAN SAY??!!! TODAY I FUCKED UP, MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC AAHHHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD SEX SEX SEX SEX TIFU TIFU TIFU TIFU 2 YEARS FUCK I HATE YOU CTARDED FUCKS SO GODDAMN MUCH
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2 YEARS, SEX TO CBAT!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU CBATIC FUCKS CAN SAY??!!! TODAY I FUCKED UP, MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC AAHHHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE WHO CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD SEX SEX SEX SEX TIFU TIFU TIFU TIFU 2 YEARS FUCK I HATE YOU CTARDED FUCKS SO GODDAMN MUCH
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
ReallyMad I am a gaming frog POGGIES If it's a scary game: I'm there hasSpooked ; If it's Valorante child's game: I'm there hasGun ; if it's a Diablo dungeon crawler: I'm there. Evilge If Hasan is gaming solo, I am watching. Looking If he's playing with friends I won't miss it. ASSEMBLE I am used to the lies hasSlam and they have made me STRONG hasFlex
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A pasta used by Hasanabiheads who watch him play games on stream (colloquially known as "gaming frogs").
ReallyMad I am a gaming frog POGGIES If it's a scary game: I'm there hasSpooked ; If it's Valorante child's game: I'm there hasGun ; if it's a Diablo dungeon crawler: I'm there. Evilge If Hasan is gaming solo, I am watching. Looking If he's playing with friends I won't miss it. ASSEMBLE I am used to the lies hasSlam and they have made me STRONG hasFlex
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA