it started around 10pm. i was having a small breakdown and posting things like "TIFU - cbat reddit 2 years" and then 30 minutes later or so i started spamming stuff like "MY LIFE IS SUFFERING I CAN'T GET CBAT OUT OF MY HEAD" and "PLEASE SEND A SEIZURE GIF TO KILL ME I HAVE SEVERE EPILEPSY". around 11:30 i got contained so i could chill out i guess. i got off reddit and put 4 knifes on my table and started poking myself. when i got the first knife through i wrote my suicide note and taped it to my door because my room mate was at work. i threw the room door keys into the bathroom and started stabbing myself more. i was going to try hang myself again but that'd take too long. around 12pm i've stabbed myself around 15 times. i was in so much pain and texted my roomie again and said goodbye. he came home from work at 1am and i was lying on the floor. i was pale and was screeching out to her to kick down the door, and she did. i was drunk after drinking a litre of whiskey and could not get up. so she had to kinda drag me out to the car, i was lying down in the back and we got to the hospital. i got a sandwich in the cafe and got a 30 minute therapy session. since i didnt sleep in 4 days i had to get to sleep right after it at 2:30. 2 YEARZZZZZZZZZ!
Submitted by:anonymous
it started around 10pm. i was having a small breakdown and posting things like "TIFU - cbat reddit 2 years" and then 30 minutes later or so i started spamming stuff like "MY LIFE IS SUFFERING I CAN'T GET CBAT OUT OF MY HEAD" and "PLEASE SEND A SEIZURE GIF TO KILL ME I HAVE SEVERE EPILEPSY". around 11:30 i got contained so i could chill out i guess. i got off reddit and put 4 knifes on my table and started poking myself. when i got the first knife through i wrote my suicide note and taped it to my door because my room mate was at work. i threw the room door keys into the bathroom and started stabbing myself more. i was going to try hang myself again but that'd take too long. around 12pm i've stabbed myself around 15 times. i was in so much pain and texted my roomie again and said goodbye. he came home from work at 1am and i was lying on the floor. i was pale and was screeching out to her to kick down the door, and she did. i was drunk after drinking a litre of whiskey and could not get up. so she had to kinda drag me out to the car, i was lying down in the back and we got to the hospital. i got a sandwich in the cafe and got a 30 minute therapy session. since i didnt sleep in 4 days i had to get to sleep right after it at 2:30. 2 YEARZZZZZZZZZ!
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Submitted by:anonymous
Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter, fuck 4chan, fuck reddit, fuck YouTube, fuck Google, fuck derpibooru, fuck tumblr, fuck Linkedin, fuck DeviantArt, fuck VK, fuck Roblox, fuck rainbooru, FUCK EVERY SITE THAT EXISTS IN THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I'm so fucking done on this cesspool. They post bullshit and bully people for some reason "oH mY g0d u dNt kNow what cbat is haha ok buommer haha" LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK CBAT IS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYLERLIFE'S GIRLFRIEND OR HUDSON MOHAWKE! And the trolls...oh my God...I WANNA PUNCH THEIR FUCKING FACES "cbat better + dead meme + didn't ask + ratio haha satire" STFU PUSSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ROTTEN HUMAN GARBAGE WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES ABOUT CBAT?! FUCK EVERYONE WHO DID OR STARTED THIS SHIT. I CAN'T TAKE IT...GET THEM OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
This is the best opening/theme song in not only anime..But in cinema as a whole. This opening has changed my life for the better, I honestly don't see myself living with out it. It's certain key moments and details in the song that just make it so revolutionary, Especially all of the details when things really start picking up speed. there is a reason people call this opening iconic. The vocal talent is unlike anything else you get here in the west now, And this animation is surprisingly good. The way this manages to summarize the entire show and still not spoil much is INSANE to me, I just really don't think and piece of media can ever compete with this masterpiece. This one song alone puts the artist up there with MJ, beethoven, and Akira Ifukabe. The instrumentals are also phenomenal, and I strive to one day be able to replicate this gorgeous piece of ear candy. love to the creator, love to the anime, love to the internet, love to vibrations, and finally..love to anime girls on Reddit.
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This is the best opening/theme song in not only anime..But in cinema as a whole. This opening has changed my life for the better, I honestly don't see myself living with out it. It's certain key moments and details in the song that just make it so revolutionary, Especially all of the details when things really start picking up speed. there is a reason people call this opening iconic. The vocal talent is unlike anything else you get here in the west now, And this animation is surprisingly good. The way this manages to summarize the entire show and still not spoil much is INSANE to me, I just really don't think and piece of media can ever compete with this masterpiece. This one song alone puts the artist up there with MJ, beethoven, and Akira Ifukabe. The instrumentals are also phenomenal, and I strive to one day be able to replicate this gorgeous piece of ear candy. love to the creator, love to the anime, love to the internet, love to vibrations, and finally..love to anime girls on Reddit.
CBAT. is that all you SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY?? duuuurrr 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS CBAT CBAT. TIFU TIFU SEX SEX SEX TIFU SEX. i feel like im in a FUCKING ASYLUM full of dementia ridden OLD PEOPLE. where they can do nothing but repeat the SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD. CBAT CBAT CBAT CBAT. SEX 2 YEARS 2 YEARS. TODAY I FUCKED UP. LOL 2 YEARS. SEX TO CBAT. 2 YEARS. TIFU. CBAT IS A GOOD SONG. i fucking HATE the internet so GOD DAMN MUCH FUCK SHITPOSTING HONEST TO GOD i fucking hope your mother CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL you COCKSUCKER but OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CBATIC ISN'T IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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CBAT. is that all you SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY?? duuuurrr 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS CBAT CBAT. TIFU TIFU SEX SEX SEX TIFU SEX. i feel like im in a FUCKING ASYLUM full of dementia ridden OLD PEOPLE. where they can do nothing but repeat the SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD. CBAT CBAT CBAT CBAT. SEX 2 YEARS 2 YEARS. TODAY I FUCKED UP. LOL 2 YEARS. SEX TO CBAT. 2 YEARS. TIFU. CBAT IS A GOOD SONG. i fucking HATE the internet so GOD DAMN MUCH FUCK SHITPOSTING HONEST TO GOD i fucking hope your mother CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL you COCKSUCKER but OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CBATIC ISN'T IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cbat? What does that mean? Cbat in your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like 2 years cbat tifu and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Submitted by:anonymous
Cbat? What does that mean? Cbat in your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like 2 years cbat tifu and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Looking at thug porn in the car I (14M) am currently in the car with my mom (44F). She is completely unsuspecting as to what I am currently doing right now. I am watching thug porn as i right this, and she has not a clue. She is positive that im straight, as i have a girlfriend, but I am currently watching dreamybull masturbating with his feet hanging high. It is absolutely beautiful. I have never seen something this breathtaking in my entire life. I'm currently tearing up. Not only am i tearing up, however, I also have a massive and firm erection. I am living the life. Praise the lord for technology.
Submitted by:anonymous
Looking at thug porn in the car I (14M) am currently in the car with my mom (44F). She is completely unsuspecting as to what I am currently doing right now. I am watching thug porn as i right this, and she has not a clue. She is positive that im straight, as i have a girlfriend, but I am currently watching dreamybull masturbating with his feet hanging high. It is absolutely beautiful. I have never seen something this breathtaking in my entire life. I'm currently tearing up. Not only am i tearing up, however, I also have a massive and firm erection. I am living the life. Praise the lord for technology.
no no no hear me out. "Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
Submitted by:anonymous
no no no hear me out. "Consent" was fabricated by the supreme earth government (already covered this in another paragraph) in 1977 to stop humans from breeding so that snakes and pigeons could thrive and its idea was spread through "equal rights" feminist movements saying that "sExuAL aSsAUlT Is bAd". let's change this with #sayNOtoConsent
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Submitted by:anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Submitted by:anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Submitted by:anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Submitted by:anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin
Submitted by:anonymous
can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Sup lil gamer, how's it going? I'm really in the 💼 business now after the OMR, are you by any chance interested in my graphics card? I know you still enjoy stuff like that, gaming 🎮 and all. I'd set it up as a kind of auction, whoever offers more 💰 on Discord gets it - shipping's on me, I'll pay from the business account! 🏦 It'll end up somewhere like Kleinkleckersdorf or wherever you guys live - so don't be surprised if a package from the big city arrives 🌆 I'll send it out from the office! 🚀
Submitted by:Chazen
Sup lil gamer
Sup lil gamer, how's it going? I'm really in the 💼 business now after the OMR, are you by any chance interested in my graphics card? I know you still enjoy stuff like that, gaming 🎮 and all. I'd set it up as a kind of auction, whoever offers more 💰 on Discord gets it - shipping's on me, I'll pay from the business account! 🏦 It'll end up somewhere like Kleinkleckersdorf or wherever you guys live - so don't be surprised if a package from the big city arrives 🌆 I'll send it out from the office! 🚀
#include #include /* int main() { int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); } } int main() { int a[2][5]={3,5,10,55,438,32,68,20,85,11},i,j,cnt=0; for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ if(a[i][j]%5==0) cnt+=1; } } printf("%d",cnt); } int main() { char a[3][100]; int i,j; for(int i=0; i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) puts(a[i]); } int main() { char a[3][10]; int i,j; for(int i=0;i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) for(j=0;j<10;j++) printf("%3c",a[i][j]); printf("\n"); } int main() { char a[3][20]; int i,j, cnt=0; for(int i=0;i<3;i++){ scanf("%s",a[i]); } for(i=0;i<3;i++){ cnt=0; for(j=0;j
Submitted by:anonymous
#include #include /* int main() { int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); } } int main() { int a[2][5]={3,5,10,55,438,32,68,20,85,11},i,j,cnt=0; for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ if(a[i][j]%5==0) cnt+=1; } } printf("%d",cnt); } int main() { char a[3][100]; int i,j; for(int i=0; i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) puts(a[i]); } int main() { char a[3][10]; int i,j; for(int i=0;i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) for(j=0;j<10;j++) printf("%3c",a[i][j]); printf("\n"); } int main() { char a[3][20]; int i,j, cnt=0; for(int i=0;i<3;i++){ scanf("%s",a[i]); } for(i=0;i<3;i++){ cnt=0; for(j=0;j