donkey kong
anonymous
The air grows colder... awoo Agnar the runed.. awoo Agnar the impaler... awoo As swift as death... awoo And imbued by the moon... awoo Cursed or gifted... awoo Branded and afflicted... awoo Your veins soon chilled... Agnar shell slay again... awoo
anonymous
!++-___-0( ...... ......................... ........ 999 haha .... !++-____-0(*_*UR Dad.
anonymous
your dad
anonymous
I..ii..im trans...forming...πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈ *starts screaming* AGAHAHH... R...RUN NOW... KITTEN...BEFORE... B....bb.b.bb..BEFORE I GET YOU..!!! β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β€ΌοΈπŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦ .....*starts shaking and trembling... my body beginning to North..* H....HURRY.. KITTEN...!! Y-Y...Y.Y..YYYOU CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS...!! I...😭😭😭😭😭I... DON'T WANT T.T.T..T.T.T..TTO HURT YOU....!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1! *I yowl out.... i then trans....form fully... my form wretched and disgusting...* mmueuueu....mmueueummm.....mmmUEUEUEUAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!1😈😈😈πŸ”₯β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜ˆπŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ«¦πŸ”₯πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ«¦β€ΌοΈπŸ˜ˆπŸ«¦πŸ”₯πŸ«¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή... *I lash out... my claws dragging at my kitten... killing them...* O...OH N..N..N..N..N.NNO.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-T-THIS C..C.C.C.CSNT BE...!!!! *I scream out, reverting my previous form..* πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… I-I.....I.I...I.....I.I.I.I.I...I'M SO S.S..SSORRY KITTEN..!!! I...-I DIDN'T MEAN TO... *I begin to cry, throwing my head back and letting out a wordless wail into the depths of the night.....* I.......I......πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜–πŸ˜– II.... I WILL AVENGE YOU.....!!!! 😈😈😈πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😞😞😞😞
@jxnipurr
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in the cars cinematic universe there are female cars and male cars and baby cars that implies the existence of a car pussy i.e A Cussy.
NuclearCrescent
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anonymous
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anonymous
Hi guys, I’m the audio guy at PGL Major. I have come back after receiving positive feedback from the PGL team. Thank you PGL for this amazing opportunity, and I’ll try my best to give even better viewership experience even though now I've gone fully deaf.
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just smashed my 84-inch TV in rage. TEAM G2 is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. Fire Snax immediately or my kids will not get dinner tomorrow.
anonymous
PGL, also known as "Production Generally Lacking", is a C-Tier Counter Strike broadcaster whose achievements include hiring vision-impaired observers, incinerating viewer ears and playing hide-and-seek with the HUD.
anonymous
My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named robert. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and becoming homeless. I have always hated robert for ruining my life but not as much as i hate PGL audio guy
anonymous
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