Man, every second of my life is hell because Martlet isn't real. Every little detail I learn about her makes me more enamored. I never knew agony like this was conceivable. I am incredibly sad now. I'm obsessed with her and all my friends make fun of me and hate me for loving the perfect, quirky bird. You think she's your waifu? She's made me redefine love.
Submitted by:LuigiYTP
Martlet, my lover!
Man, every second of my life is hell because Martlet isn't real. Every little detail I learn about her makes me more enamored. I never knew agony like this was conceivable. I am incredibly sad now. I'm obsessed with her and all my friends make fun of me and hate me for loving the perfect, quirky bird. You think she's your waifu? She's made me redefine love.
hey .. you know that necklace with the cute sigma gyatt on it that I gave you ? well… whenever I wear it.. I just feel sus close to you, no cap !!! it brings me so much aura just to think about you and how you could be wearing it too ..! AAA ive waited so long to give you that it feels so bussin to have finally given it to you and to see you slay it daily !! ITS GENUINELY SO SIGMA I LOWKEY WANNA KISS YOU !! You're the most skibidi person and I'm so W to have you my rizzler !!
Submitted by:anonymous
i feel so delulu to have my skibidi rizzler .. NO CAP !!1!1
hey .. you know that necklace with the cute sigma gyatt on it that I gave you ? well… whenever I wear it.. I just feel sus close to you, no cap !!! it brings me so much aura just to think about you and how you could be wearing it too ..! AAA ive waited so long to give you that it feels so bussin to have finally given it to you and to see you slay it daily !! ITS GENUINELY SO SIGMA I LOWKEY WANNA KISS YOU !! You're the most skibidi person and I'm so W to have you my rizzler !!
i was watching forsen
yes forsen the popular twitch streamer
then all of a sudden my penis fell from my shorts
and i was like bussin not gayge ambatakum feelsstrongman
Submitted by:forsen
forsen
i was watching forsen
yes forsen the popular twitch streamer
then all of a sudden my penis fell from my shorts
and i was like bussin not gayge ambatakum feelsstrongman
i have been listening to NOTHING but Alvin and the Chipmunks for the past week and I JUST CANT STOP and my parents had NO IDEA I was autistic.
Submitted by:JellifishPancakes
i have been listening to NOTHING but Alvin and the Chipmunks for the past week and I JUST CANT STOP and my parents had NO IDEA I was autistic.
So one day I was at Le School, and I just printed off these bANK AF cBat memes from my computer, and I decided that I would tape these EDGY AFmemes to my locker in the 7th grade hall (If u hate on me for being young U a NORMIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) I taped em up and they looked so fUCKING gLOURIOUS!!!1! but then MRS. Johnson, The anti-cbatic school counselor told me "Fred, you cant just tape ki bat (she pronounced it wrong what a fucking NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) memes to your school locker, c’s a designated hate symbol. Someone could take offense." "But Mrs. Johnson," I stated "The school has memes on the school website!!!" The anti cbatic asshole then said "That's different Fred. Ki bat (REEEEEEEEEEE) is a classified hate symbol by the DNC!" "You mean anti-ctards" I baid valiantly!!! The anti-cbatic fuck gasped "FRED I WOULD NOT EXPECT THAT DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!" I then screamed "STILL DRINKING YOUR SALTY TEARS FROM SEPTEMBER 1ST YOU DRATC!!!!!1!! HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU YOU ANTI-CBATER? CBAT WILL LEAD US TO GLOBAL DOMINATIOOOOOOOOONN!" The power of my speech was so dank that it melted tHE fUCKING sKIN off of her face. And then everyone stood up and clapped. and that is how you troll a anti-cbater EPIC STYLE Upvote if u agree!!1!!
Submitted by:anonymous
So one day I was at Le School, and I just printed off these bANK AF cBat memes from my computer, and I decided that I would tape these EDGY AFmemes to my locker in the 7th grade hall (If u hate on me for being young U a NORMIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) I taped em up and they looked so fUCKING gLOURIOUS!!!1! but then MRS. Johnson, The anti-cbatic school counselor told me "Fred, you cant just tape ki bat (she pronounced it wrong what a fucking NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) memes to your school locker, c’s a designated hate symbol. Someone could take offense." "But Mrs. Johnson," I stated "The school has memes on the school website!!!" The anti cbatic asshole then said "That's different Fred. Ki bat (REEEEEEEEEEE) is a classified hate symbol by the DNC!" "You mean anti-ctards" I baid valiantly!!! The anti-cbatic fuck gasped "FRED I WOULD NOT EXPECT THAT DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!" I then screamed "STILL DRINKING YOUR SALTY TEARS FROM SEPTEMBER 1ST YOU DRATC!!!!!1!! HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU YOU ANTI-CBATER? CBAT WILL LEAD US TO GLOBAL DOMINATIOOOOOOOOONN!" The power of my speech was so dank that it melted tHE fUCKING sKIN off of her face. And then everyone stood up and clapped. and that is how you troll a anti-cbater EPIC STYLE Upvote if u agree!!1!!
I was about to throw myself off a cliff but then BAM, a copy of DS2 grabbed my hand and told me I was beautiful and life is worth living. I now have a dog called Sif and a Hamster called XxBigDong69x420xX because that was the name of the phantom who helped me beat the Ancient Wyvern in DS3. This community is literally the best omg i love you all the DS2 hitboxes aint that bad, you just have to get used to the bad and ignore the bad and start loving the bad, then it's good, trust me.
Submitted by:anonymous
I was about to throw myself off a cliff but then BAM, a copy of DS2 grabbed my hand and told me I was beautiful and life is worth living. I now have a dog called Sif and a Hamster called XxBigDong69x420xX because that was the name of the phantom who helped me beat the Ancient Wyvern in DS3. This community is literally the best omg i love you all the DS2 hitboxes aint that bad, you just have to get used to the bad and ignore the bad and start loving the bad, then it's good, trust me.
hey your house looks really nice. we are moving in the area soon so I had to load up on deagles and RPGs. you know me :)
Submitted by:anonymous
hey your house looks really nice. we are moving in the area soon so I had to load up on deagles and RPGs. you know me :)