Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
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Trolicek
Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
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Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
Submitted by:anonymous
Už můžeš mluvit? 😲 Haloo 😖 haloo 😕 haloo jsi tam? 🤔 srnečku jsi tam? 🦌 Teď nemám čas hledat na google jak tě probudit 😴 srnečku řeknu ti příběh 🦌 byl jsem na pláži 🏖️ a byla tam SeeSee 🤤 dal jsem ji 500 💵 ona je na prachy 💲 tak pozor na ní ! 😈 ještě to musím říct Diegovi 🤔 ty jsi semnou hraješ nebo jak to mám brát? 🥶 Chvilička je 20 sekund nebo tak nějak ⏲️ Halooo Halooo chvilička už je pryyč 😰 Aha už mi volá Diego 💥
Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
Submitted by:anonymous
Koupil jsem si chleba ale ten byl takový jak obláček ☁️ úplně měkounký že jsem ho pak jedl úplně suchý 🏜️ některé chleby jsou ale jako polystyrén 🤬 takové gumové jsou 🏐 seru ti na toustový 🍞
I have a depressing crush on Hope from fortnite.
It's really weird for me to talk about this, but here goes. For a little background info, I used to never play Fortnite regularly, (well, that is, until I saw that angel, hehe.) but then, one fateful day, my friend told me to hop on fortNite, because a new chapter has started. I didn't think much of it, but I would play it because he asked me to. I logged on after completing the update, and then the season video played when I started the game, and thats when I saw Her. She was beautiful, as most women from FortNite tend to be, but I was not in love with her yet. I recall that once the video ended, I checked the battle pass page and saw Hope and her lesser sister Valeria. I stared at hope for a little bit, and she stared back at me. She did that thing where she posed, looking at her fingers, and then looked back, and I let out an audible moan and started breathing shakily. I knew she was the one for me, but suddenly, my pre-goon was interrupted by my friend who was confused and started asking me strange questions like, "What the sigma?" I was about to explode and yell at him for disrespecting her majesty, but I still had a grip on my sanity, so I stayed quiet and told him, verbatim, "Hope is what the sigma." I left the call, for two reasons. One; so i could distance myself from him before I snap and erupt without interuptions, two; so I could admire her majesty, and tend to my 'pitched tent.' I would go to school, and all I could think about wa hope from fortnite. However I would moan as I thought lewd thoughts about her, and one day it got me sent to the office. I was expecting expulsion, but the principal sent me home, thinking I was sick.
My family is worried about me, please help.
Submitted by:Vapore0n
hope fortnite gone wrong
I have a depressing crush on Hope from fortnite.
It's really weird for me to talk about this, but here goes. For a little background info, I used to never play Fortnite regularly, (well, that is, until I saw that angel, hehe.) but then, one fateful day, my friend told me to hop on fortNite, because a new chapter has started. I didn't think much of it, but I would play it because he asked me to. I logged on after completing the update, and then the season video played when I started the game, and thats when I saw Her. She was beautiful, as most women from FortNite tend to be, but I was not in love with her yet. I recall that once the video ended, I checked the battle pass page and saw Hope and her lesser sister Valeria. I stared at hope for a little bit, and she stared back at me. She did that thing where she posed, looking at her fingers, and then looked back, and I let out an audible moan and started breathing shakily. I knew she was the one for me, but suddenly, my pre-goon was interrupted by my friend who was confused and started asking me strange questions like, "What the sigma?" I was about to explode and yell at him for disrespecting her majesty, but I still had a grip on my sanity, so I stayed quiet and told him, verbatim, "Hope is what the sigma." I left the call, for two reasons. One; so i could distance myself from him before I snap and erupt without interuptions, two; so I could admire her majesty, and tend to my 'pitched tent.' I would go to school, and all I could think about wa hope from fortnite. However I would moan as I thought lewd thoughts about her, and one day it got me sent to the office. I was expecting expulsion, but the principal sent me home, thinking I was sick.
My family is worried about me, please help.
poe2 might be the most disappointing game I've ever played; the focus around the crappy roll mechanic, being blocked by allies, and the obsession with souls-like gameplay along side with putting poe1 on life support for this makes this my most hated game ever
Submitted by:Starforged_
path of exile 2
poe2 might be the most disappointing game I've ever played; the focus around the crappy roll mechanic, being blocked by allies, and the obsession with souls-like gameplay along side with putting poe1 on life support for this makes this my most hated game ever
def dna_to_bio_code(dna_sequence):
# Define mapping for nucleotide to numeric value
dna_map = {'A': 1, 'T': 2, 'C': 3, 'G': 4}
# Convert DNA sequence to numeric bio code
bio_code = [dna_map[nucleotide] for nucleotide in dna_sequence if nucleotide in dna_map]
return ''.join(map(str, bio_code))
# Example DNA sequence
dna_sample = "ATCG"
# Generate bio code
bio_code = dna_to_bio_code(dna_sample)
print(f"Bio Code: {bio_code}")
Submitted by:anonymous
def dna_to_bio_code(dna_sequence):
# Define mapping for nucleotide to numeric value
dna_map = {'A': 1, 'T': 2, 'C': 3, 'G': 4}
# Convert DNA sequence to numeric bio code
bio_code = [dna_map[nucleotide] for nucleotide in dna_sequence if nucleotide in dna_map]
return ''.join(map(str, bio_code))
# Example DNA sequence
dna_sample = "ATCG"
# Generate bio code
bio_code = dna_to_bio_code(dna_sample)
print(f"Bio Code: {bio_code}")
Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mecha-Streisand. That perfect, curvy body. Those perfect legs. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I would do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mecha-Streisand pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can not is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Trey and Matt create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can not anymore. Fuck.
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Guys, I’m shaking. I’m fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mecha-Streisand. That perfect, curvy body. Those perfect legs. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I would do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mecha-Streisand pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can not is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Trey and Matt create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can not anymore. Fuck.
This is my bonus technique, the grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red—sweeter is easier. If you're allergic to grapefruit, you can always use a large navel orange. Make sure that the grapefruit is at room temperature, put it in warm water, do not want to microwave it; do not boil it. You'll need to roll it; the juicier, the better. Then you’re going to find the navel: Once you do that, you’re going to place it on the plate and the navels on the outside. You will take a knife, and cut one side of the navel off. You’re going to take it to the other side and do the same thing. You should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing, just like this.
Then you’re going to put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size of your man’s penis; do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. You’re going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. You’re gona make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit.
If you make it too big, that’s okay, because you can always squeeze your hands like the muscles of your vagina... If you make it too tight, all you have to do is take your finger and push the flesh back; it’s just grapefruit. Now when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded... So you're gonna start sucking his dick, just like you said you were going to do. Once he's nice and erect, you’re going to twist up and down his shaft and suck the head at the same time with the grapefruit. Now ladies, remember grapefruit is also a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you’re sucking his dick.
Once you’re doing this technique, it feels amazing to him and he still has no idea what you’re doing. Now take the blindfold off. He is going to look at you like, "What the hell are you doing?" But he’ll never say stop, or what he is going to be thinking is, "I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years." And that’s the grapefruit technique.
Submitted by:anonymous
The Grapefruit Technique
This is my bonus technique, the grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red—sweeter is easier. If you're allergic to grapefruit, you can always use a large navel orange. Make sure that the grapefruit is at room temperature, put it in warm water, do not want to microwave it; do not boil it. You'll need to roll it; the juicier, the better. Then you’re going to find the navel: Once you do that, you’re going to place it on the plate and the navels on the outside. You will take a knife, and cut one side of the navel off. You’re going to take it to the other side and do the same thing. You should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing, just like this.
Then you’re going to put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size of your man’s penis; do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. You’re going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. You’re gona make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit.
If you make it too big, that’s okay, because you can always squeeze your hands like the muscles of your vagina... If you make it too tight, all you have to do is take your finger and push the flesh back; it’s just grapefruit. Now when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded... So you're gonna start sucking his dick, just like you said you were going to do. Once he's nice and erect, you’re going to twist up and down his shaft and suck the head at the same time with the grapefruit. Now ladies, remember grapefruit is also a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you’re sucking his dick.
Once you’re doing this technique, it feels amazing to him and he still has no idea what you’re doing. Now take the blindfold off. He is going to look at you like, "What the hell are you doing?" But he’ll never say stop, or what he is going to be thinking is, "I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years." And that’s the grapefruit technique.
This is my bonus technique, the grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red—sweeter is easier. If you're allergic to grapefruit, you can always use a large navel orange. Make sure that the grapefruit is at room temperature, put it in warm water, do not want to microwave it; do not boil it. You'll need to roll it; the juicier, the better. Then you’re going to find the navel: Once you do that, you’re going to place it on the plate and the navels on the outside. You will take a knife, and cut one side of the navel off. You’re going to take it to the other side and do the same thing. You should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing, just like this.
Then you’re going to put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size of your man’s penis; do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. You’re going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. You’re going to do is make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit.
If you make it too big, that’s okay, because you can always squeeze your hands like the muscles of your vagina... If you make it too tight, all you have to do is take your finger and push the flesh back; it’s just grapefruit. Now when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded... So you're gonna start sucking his dick, just like you said you were going to do. Once he is nice and erect, you’re going to twist up and down his shaft and suck the head at the same time with the grapefruit. Now ladies, remember grapefruit is also a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you’re sucking his dick.
Once you’re doing this technique, it feels amazing to him and he still has no idea what you’re doing. Now take the blindfold off. He is going to look at you like, "What the hell are you doing?" But he’ll never say stop, or what he is going to be thinking is, "I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years." And that’s the grapefruit technique.
Submitted by:anonymous
Auntie Angel's Grapefruit Technique
This is my bonus technique, the grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red—sweeter is easier. If you're allergic to grapefruit, you can always use a large navel orange. Make sure that the grapefruit is at room temperature, put it in warm water, do not want to microwave it; do not boil it. You'll need to roll it; the juicier, the better. Then you’re going to find the navel: Once you do that, you’re going to place it on the plate and the navels on the outside. You will take a knife, and cut one side of the navel off. You’re going to take it to the other side and do the same thing. You should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing, just like this.
Then you’re going to put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size of your man’s penis; do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. You’re going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. You’re going to do is make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit.
If you make it too big, that’s okay, because you can always squeeze your hands like the muscles of your vagina... If you make it too tight, all you have to do is take your finger and push the flesh back; it’s just grapefruit. Now when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded... So you're gonna start sucking his dick, just like you said you were going to do. Once he is nice and erect, you’re going to twist up and down his shaft and suck the head at the same time with the grapefruit. Now ladies, remember grapefruit is also a fat burner, so you're actually losing weight while you’re sucking his dick.
Once you’re doing this technique, it feels amazing to him and he still has no idea what you’re doing. Now take the blindfold off. He is going to look at you like, "What the hell are you doing?" But he’ll never say stop, or what he is going to be thinking is, "I could have been fucking a grapefruit all these years." And that’s the grapefruit technique.
S-streamer-kun we’ve been seeing each other a long time a-and I...t-think we should take things to the next level. B-biblethump
Chat-san I know just the things that...excite you...
W-what do you mean!?
Perhaps I’ll do...a fall joke?
N-no! Don’t do that!
Heheh...whoops
Oh streamer kun! O-omegalul!
And maybe I’ll...bring out jex for a little while...
N-no streamer-kun!!! A-anything but him
Watch as I...epically kill this boss...chat-san...
P-PogChamp!!!!! Oh I’m going to clip it streamer-kun!!!
That’s how I like my chat...
M-minus two...
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Pure. Unadulterated. Cringe.
S-streamer-kun we’ve been seeing each other a long time a-and I...t-think we should take things to the next level. B-biblethump
Chat-san I know just the things that...excite you...
W-what do you mean!?
Perhaps I’ll do...a fall joke?
N-no! Don’t do that!
Heheh...whoops
Oh streamer kun! O-omegalul!
And maybe I’ll...bring out jex for a little while...
N-no streamer-kun!!! A-anything but him
Watch as I...epically kill this boss...chat-san...
P-PogChamp!!!!! Oh I’m going to clip it streamer-kun!!!
That’s how I like my chat...
M-minus two...