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Hi Momsters! My daughter has been acting very weird ever since she discovered the “see-bat reddit story”. She constantly screams things like “2 years” and “my girlfriend hates my sex music” everywhere we go and when she hears the word “bat” she screams “2 years”. I hope she isn’t related to the devil. We are from Jordan where this see-bat thing isn’t very known so we can’t find a cure for this. Please help! She’s only 13 and she even dropped out of school “to have more time to see-bat post” and “because school is a capitalist trap”. HELP ME MOMSTERS!
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Hahaha cbat reddit amiright hahah I’m so funny hahahaha CBAT JOKE. goddam I should go on America’s got talent cuz I’m such a talented comedian who makes people hahaaa. I’m gonna make another epic style joke. Sex to Cbat for 2 years hahahahah DYING LMAO RFLLL HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SCOTT FOR BEING A FAN OF RADIOHEAD AND NOT HUDSON MOHAWKE WHOS LAUGHING NOW??!!I AM BITCH IM A FUCKING COMEDIAN HAHA AHAHA SUCK ITTTT LOSER BAHHAHA U ATE YOUR PARENTS IN THE 9TH GRADE HAHS LIFE RUINED. HAHAHA
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Hello. My name is Rasmus and I own a bike shop in Copenhagen. I was just fixing an old cycle when some thin guy with glasses ran into my shop and started mumbling about random things. I couldn't understand what he was saying as his accent was really weird but I heard something about him being a Pimp and that 'Navy' were not a top 5 team. He then told me to follow his fitness journey and ran out of the shop without buying anything. Should I be worried?
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Batman dive bombs from the building. The thundering sound of his massive cock clapping while he lands unleashes a sonic boom that immediately knocks out cowardly and superstitous incel criminals. "The Bat Cock never fails."
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You know, ive been thinking, and youre right.. what could you do there. That death, it was predestined from the beginning of time, there was absolutely nothing you could have done differently there. Free will truly is an illusion, thank you for enlightening me.
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