TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
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HISHAM
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2013 kids... 2 more years guys... the MLGs... the ps4s... bandicam... lego... will be (mostly) forgotten.
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You top Ciel Phantomhive's age 13 boy Bottom Sebastian Michaelis Ciel's rape Sebastian Michaelis Ciel's hand pushed Sebastian's face no your desk.Ciel's other hand pulling down bottom Sebastian's butler attire Ciel's hand pulling down bottom Ciel's attire Ciel's hand on Sebastian's hips big cock in Sebastian's asshole
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You top Ciel Phantomhive's age 13 boy Bottom Sebastian Michaelis Ciel's rape Sebastian Michaelis Ciel's hand pushed Sebastian's face no your desk.Ciel's other hand pulling down bottom Sebastian's butler attire Ciel's hand pulling down bottom Ciel's attire Ciel's hand on Sebastian's hips big cock in Sebastian's asshole
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ALIN
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AL1N
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Twitch quotes
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17-SEP-82 15:15 ANTHONY AT CMU-780G (*%) HOW ABOUT USING * FOR GOOD JOKES AND % FOR BAD JOKES? WE COULD EVEN USE *% FOR JOKES THAT ARE SO BAD, THEY'RE FUNNY. 019-SEP-82 11:44 SCOTT E FAHLMAN :-) I PROPOSE THAT THE FOLLOWING CHARACTER SEQUENCE FOR JOKE MARKERS: :-) READ IT SIDEWAYS. ACTUALLY, IT IS PROBABLY MORE ECONOMICAL TO MARK THINGS THAT ARE NOT JOKES, GIVEN CURRENT TRENDS. FOR THIS, USE :-(
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MAIL-FROM: DEC-MARLBORO RCVD AT 3-MAY-78 0955-PDT DATE: 1 MAY 1978 1233-EDT FROM: THUERK AT DEC-MARLBORO SUBJECT: ADRIAN@SRI-KL TO: DDAY@SRI-KL, DAY@SRI-KL, DEBOER@UCLA-CCN... CC: BPM@SU-AI DIGITAL WILL BE GIVING A PRODUCT PRESENTATION OF THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY; THE DECSYSTEM-2020, 2020T, 2060, AND 2060T. THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY OF COMPUTERS HAS EVOLVED FROM THE TENEX OPERATING SYSTEM AND THE DECSYSTEM-10 COMPUTER ARCHITECTURE. BOTH THE DECSYSTEM-2060T AND 2020T OFFER FULL ARPANET SUPPORT UNDER THE TOPS-20 OPERATING SYSTEM. THE DECSYSTEM-2060 IS AN UPWARD EXTENSION OF THE CURRENT DECSYSTEM 2040 AND 2050 FAMILY. THE DECSYSTEM-2020 IS A NEW LOW END MEMBER OF THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AND FULLY SOFTWARE COMPATIBLE WITH ALL OF THE OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 MODELS. WE INVITE YOU TO COME SEE THE 2020 AND HEAR ABOUT THE DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY AT THE TWO PRODUCT PRESENTATIONS WE WILL BE GIVING IN CALIFORNIA THIS MONTH. THE LOCATIONS WILL BE: TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1978 - 2 PM HYATT HOUSE (NEAR THE L.A. AIRPORT) LOS ANGELES, CA THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1978 - 2 PM DUNFEY'S ROYAL COACH SAN MATEO, CA (4 MILES SOUTH OF S.F. AIRPORT AT BAYSHORE, RT 101 AND RT 92) A 2020 WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TO VIEW. ALSO TERMINALS ON-LINE TO OTHER DECSYSTEM-20 SYSTEMS THROUGH THE ARPANET. IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO ATTEND, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE NEAREST DEC OFFICE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE EXCITING DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY.
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DONโ€™T CARE + DIDNโ€™T ASK + CBAT ON TOP + CRY LOL + STAY MAD + GET REAL + L + MALD + SEETHE + COPE + HOES MAD + SKILL ISSUE + RATIO + YOU FELL OFF + TRIGGERED + ANY ASKERS + TABCPILLED + RATIO AGAIN + FINAL RATIO + RIP BOZO + CBAT ON TOP + SUCK IT LIKE YOUโ€™RE MATT STONE + FUCKING WHORE + DRATC + NIGGA + SUCK MY NUTS + FUCK STARIANNA + SOUTH PARK SUCKS + LIFE IS CBAT
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listen here lil budโŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธi will put you on my ๐“€ ๐“‚ธ list if you yap allat 1 more timeโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ i betta not catch u lacking in these comments ever
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"Life is Cbat" , What do you mean "Life is Cbat" .You could have literally said anything other than "Life is Cbat" .You must be a total idiot to think "Life is Cbat" is an actual counter argument and I bet you think the Cbat Reddit story as funny huh. What LOSER needs to build up the strength and courage to type "Life is Cbat", I bet you stay in your shitty little orphanage for the rest of your life like the shitty little motherfucker you are. I hope you choke on your own saliva and DROWN IN IT , no thats a too peaceful way to go to hell , I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN SHIT YOU LIKE THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF TRASH YOU ARE. You have contributed nothing to society by saying that and it would be more beneficial if you just commited suicide in some random ditch where nobody will find your worthless piece of trash of a body, and there is also a tree that is forced to replace the oxygen you take up (like the little ctard you are) , say sorry to it. Also Cbat is a bad song
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Lord spare my fucking soul I beg you for mercy. I cannot stand one more day of this incessant โ€œ2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARSโ€ I canโ€™t I canโ€™t I canโ€™t! I canโ€™t live a normal fucking life without a fucking cbat reference popping up everywhere I motherfucking go. Cbat has ruined my goddamn life and I can never have it back. Iโ€™ve lost countless nights trying to fall asleep in my bed but being unable to do so by the constant torture in my fucking mind where all I can see, hear, feel, taste, and smell reminds me of cbat. Itโ€™s the only thing on my fucking mind and itโ€™s turned me into a sleep-deprived wreck, a hollow shell of what once was, perpetually damned to utter one word for all eternity: โ€œCBAT.โ€ Please god end my fucking suffering. There is no way I can escape but to be cleansed by the sweet release of death. I cannot take another fucking minute of this torture
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Careful with whatchu say ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ the COCK is watching ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”and he ainโ€™t take NO prisoners ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ keep them cheeks tight
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ษช แดกษชสŸสŸ ๊œฑแดกษชษดษข แดส ส™แด€สŸสŸ๊œฑ แด€แด„ส€แด๊œฑ๊œฑ สแด ๊œฐแด€แด„แด‡ สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ ษขส€แด€ษดแด…๊œฐแด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด„สŸแดแด„แด‹ ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป แด…แดษด'แด› แด‡แด แด‡ส€ สŸแด‡แด› แดแด‡ แด„แด€แด›แด„สœ แดœ แด„แดแดแดแด‡ษดแด›ษชษดษข แด€ษขแด€ษชษด สŸษชสŸ ส™ส€แด๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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ู‡ู†ุชุงูŠ
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twitch quotes
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โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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