"i hate gay people." i say, and then i trip and fall to the ground. dozens of photos spill from my pockets, all revealing gay stuff. i panic. "this isn't what it looks like!" i say, frantically scooping up all the pictures. "these aren't mine, i swear!" more photos fall.
Submitted by:Idk
"i hate gay people." i say, and then i trip and fall to the ground. dozens of photos spill from my pockets, all revealing gay stuff. i panic. "this isn't what it looks like!" i say, frantically scooping up all the pictures. "these aren't mine, i swear!" more photos fall.
Transcript
0:00
Hey, what time is it?
0:01
It's muffin time!
0:03
It's muffin time
0:04
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:06
Somebody kill me!
0:09
It's muffin time
0:11
It's muffin time
0:12
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:14
Somebody kill me!
0:16
and now... a cow pretending to be a man
0:18
Alan, are you a cow?
0:19
What? No!
0:20
Ya, me neither
0:21
Alan, are you a cow?
0:23
What? No!
0:24
Ya, me neither
0:25
Alan, are you a cow?
0:27
What? No!
0:28
Ya, me neither
0:29
You guys want to go skateboards?
0:30
Skateboards?
0:31
Hey, what time is it?
0:33
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
0:35
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
0:36
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:38
Somebody kill me!
0:40
It's muffin time (It's muffin time)
0:43
It's muffin time (It's muffin time)
0:44
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:46
Somebody kill me!
0:48
You're leaving me (me, me)
0:49
Sorry, I've met a real man
0:51
I've met a real man
0:53
I've met a real man
0:55
You're leaving me (me, me)
0:57
Sorry, I've met a real man
0:59
I've met a real man
1:01
Hi babe, yes I am real man
1:02
You want to go skateboards?
1:04
Real man, yeah (it's muffin time, it's muffin time)
1:08
Uh, actually it's 12:30..
1:10
Somebody kill me!
1:12
It's muffin time (it's muffin time)
1:14
It's muffin time (it's muffin time)
1:18
Somebody kill me!
1:20
The orphans,
1:22
They're all dead!
1:23
What kind of man would do this?!
1:28
Skateboards.
Submitted by:dumbfuck
muffin song
Transcript
0:00
Hey, what time is it?
0:01
It's muffin time!
0:03
It's muffin time
0:04
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:06
Somebody kill me!
0:09
It's muffin time
0:11
It's muffin time
0:12
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:14
Somebody kill me!
0:16
and now... a cow pretending to be a man
0:18
Alan, are you a cow?
0:19
What? No!
0:20
Ya, me neither
0:21
Alan, are you a cow?
0:23
What? No!
0:24
Ya, me neither
0:25
Alan, are you a cow?
0:27
What? No!
0:28
Ya, me neither
0:29
You guys want to go skateboards?
0:30
Skateboards?
0:31
Hey, what time is it?
0:33
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
0:35
It's muffin time! (It's muffin time)
0:36
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:38
Somebody kill me!
0:40
It's muffin time (It's muffin time)
0:43
It's muffin time (It's muffin time)
0:44
Uh, actually its 12:30
0:46
Somebody kill me!
0:48
You're leaving me (me, me)
0:49
Sorry, I've met a real man
0:51
I've met a real man
0:53
I've met a real man
0:55
You're leaving me (me, me)
0:57
Sorry, I've met a real man
0:59
I've met a real man
1:01
Hi babe, yes I am real man
1:02
You want to go skateboards?
1:04
Real man, yeah (it's muffin time, it's muffin time)
1:08
Uh, actually it's 12:30..
1:10
Somebody kill me!
1:12
It's muffin time (it's muffin time)
1:14
It's muffin time (it's muffin time)
1:18
Somebody kill me!
1:20
The orphans,
1:22
They're all dead!
1:23
What kind of man would do this?!
1:28
Skateboards.
While making direct eye contact with you, without even blinking, I slowly reach my right hand into my pants, I smirk as your eyes get wider. As my hand goes in I slowly start realizing I have it, and I pull it out, winking at you. You smile at me, I slowly reach over, handing you the chikfila sauce I always keep on me as you eat lunch.
Submitted by:DevinD0G
Makes it sound like you're pulling your dick out.
While making direct eye contact with you, without even blinking, I slowly reach my right hand into my pants, I smirk as your eyes get wider. As my hand goes in I slowly start realizing I have it, and I pull it out, winking at you. You smile at me, I slowly reach over, handing you the chikfila sauce I always keep on me as you eat lunch.
Arcane
Submitted by:anonymous
Arcane
Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.
Submitted by:@V1Ultrakill
Minos Prime monologue lol
Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is DEATH.