You got a friend in me Lyrics (best performed after downing a fifth of fireball)
"You've- Wait
I'll t-
I'll get it on the next cycle,
Ahem
Ahummm MEMEMEMEME,
auuuYou've got a-
{OLD MAN GRUNT}
You've got a friend in me,
You've got a friend in me,
When the road looks rough ahead
and you're miles and miles
from your nice warm bed,
you just remember what your old pal said
boy, You've got a friend in me
yeah, You've got a friend in me
You've got a -
They say it this many times?
He says it this many times,
You got troubles, I've got em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me,
Yeah you've some other-
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am,
Bigger and stronger too,
Maybe
But none of them ever will EVER love you (spoken in an intimidating tone)
What?
Th- What the f-
That's what he says?
The way I do, it's me and you
and as the yehehears go o by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
Wha- {LAUGH}
Tha La- That Lyric
NO one's EVER going to LOVE YOU (spoken in a THREATING tone)
What the hell?
{Phase through dimesional rift to broadcast to the ignorant masses}
I AM BACK
{SCOFF}
You're hurting us (in mocking tone)
{SCOFF}
HAHA IE IEKNOW"
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You got a friend in me Jerma cover
You got a friend in me Lyrics (best performed after downing a fifth of fireball)
"You've- Wait
I'll t-
I'll get it on the next cycle,
Ahem
Ahummm MEMEMEMEME,
auuuYou've got a-
{OLD MAN GRUNT}
You've got a friend in me,
You've got a friend in me,
When the road looks rough ahead
and you're miles and miles
from your nice warm bed,
you just remember what your old pal said
boy, You've got a friend in me
yeah, You've got a friend in me
You've got a -
They say it this many times?
He says it this many times,
You got troubles, I've got em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and see it through
Cause you've got a friend in me,
Yeah you've some other-
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am,
Bigger and stronger too,
Maybe
But none of them ever will EVER love you (spoken in an intimidating tone)
What?
Th- What the f-
That's what he says?
The way I do, it's me and you
and as the yehehears go o by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
Wha- {LAUGH}
Tha La- That Lyric
NO one's EVER going to LOVE YOU (spoken in a THREATING tone)
What the hell?
{Phase through dimesional rift to broadcast to the ignorant masses}
I AM BACK
{SCOFF}
You're hurting us (in mocking tone)
{SCOFF}
HAHA IE IEKNOW"
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plenty of ham 😳 humina humina humina humina awoooga awoooga boyoyoyoyoyoying honk honk honk honk
My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
Submitted by:anonymous
the copypasta is commented on almost very Emory Tate(Andrew Tate's father) chess videos. see example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5LMQMPH49g
My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
Dick
Submitted by:anonymous
Dick
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Pizza
Pasta
Put it in a box
Deliver it to my house
And put it on my cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
Some cheesy on my weenie
And some a-sauca on my balls
Submitted by:Bigman44
Ital
Pizza
Pasta
Put it in a box
Deliver it to my house
And put it on my cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
My cock
Some cheesy on my weenie
And some a-sauca on my balls
PLEASE BUY the BTS meal if you DON’T stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces while understanding their lack of significance is perfectly okay :)
Submitted by:anonymous
SPITE
PLEASE BUY the BTS meal if you DON’T stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces while understanding their lack of significance is perfectly okay :)
golira 🦍
Submitted by:anonymous
golira 🦍
Jerma's fanbase is a bunch of warring caveman tribes. The 50 Drew Crew Members, The like 50000 people claiming to be the 1 guy, The lost Civilizations of Sphees and Jerms, The Wandering Beyeahs that gather once yearly at the swapmeet to discuss Beyeah things, and all the Banana Bros that war over Terra-Compaticus-Streamerus
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma's fanbase is a bunch of warring caveman tribes. The 50 Drew Crew Members, The like 50000 people claiming to be the 1 guy, The lost Civilizations of Sphees and Jerms, The Wandering Beyeahs that gather once yearly at the swapmeet to discuss Beyeah things, and all the Banana Bros that war over Terra-Compaticus-Streamerus
sex
Submitted by:anonymous
sex
Most iconic Breaking Bad quotes:
"Say my name"
"Tread lightly"
"You think I am in donger Skylar when really I am the donger"
Submitted by:anonymous
Most iconic Breaking Bad quotes:
"Say my name"
"Tread lightly"
"You think I am in donger Skylar when really I am the donger"
"There is no add to cart option when you're trying to buy shit on Origin for the Sims. There's, like, a hundred things to buy individually. There's no omega bundles. There's bundles with, like, three things in it out of a hundred. How is there no cart? How is-- I just don't get it. And people said, dude, just buy it on Steam. Listen, I already bought like five or six expansions on Origin. So I was like, I guess I'll just do it on Origin.
And I had to-- I had to tell my bank. I got texted by my bank. Hey, we've declined purchases. There's, like, all these, like, fraudulent purchases going through the EA Store. Like, no. That's me. That's me, and it's dumb.
[I was] individually buying every one of these things. I'm-- I was-- dude, I was sitting there-- I thought I was crazy. I'm like, there has to be a different way do this on Origin. I was, like, looking up like 'adding things to cart Origin.' I don't-- why? You have to go through checkout process on each individual-- oh, one sentence.
Shit."
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma’s "one sentence" rant
"There is no add to cart option when you're trying to buy shit on Origin for the Sims. There's, like, a hundred things to buy individually. There's no omega bundles. There's bundles with, like, three things in it out of a hundred. How is there no cart? How is-- I just don't get it. And people said, dude, just buy it on Steam. Listen, I already bought like five or six expansions on Origin. So I was like, I guess I'll just do it on Origin.
And I had to-- I had to tell my bank. I got texted by my bank. Hey, we've declined purchases. There's, like, all these, like, fraudulent purchases going through the EA Store. Like, no. That's me. That's me, and it's dumb.
[I was] individually buying every one of these things. I'm-- I was-- dude, I was sitting there-- I thought I was crazy. I'm like, there has to be a different way do this on Origin. I was, like, looking up like 'adding things to cart Origin.' I don't-- why? You have to go through checkout process on each individual-- oh, one sentence.
Shit."
Dont like cocks on god i mean ill bust to them or whatever but if they were in my mouth i dont know what to do honestly i would just have to cum.. i mean bust as all these black men say "once you go black you never go back" but i always ask myself. i've taken plenty of black cocks and im still white??
Submitted by:yes
Dont like cocks on god i mean ill bust to them or whatever but if they were in my mouth i dont know what to do honestly i would just have to cum.. i mean bust as all these black men say "once you go black you never go back" but i always ask myself. i've taken plenty of black cocks and im still white??