That's it for today but the fun doesn't stop, log on itv.com/citv for more more more! how do you like it how do you like it quite a lot thanks.
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citv shutdown
That's it for today but the fun doesn't stop, log on itv.com/citv for more more more! how do you like it how do you like it quite a lot thanks.
(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming to TIFU posts. Good morning Reddit, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a NSFW tag?? HMMGH, I-I MUST UPVOTE, GOOD SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, UPVOTE, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming to TIFU posts. Good morning Reddit, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a NSFW tag?? HMMGH, I-I MUST UPVOTE, GOOD SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, UPVOTE, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
Ok everyone since you don’t listen when I’m nice, I’m going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn’t funny. It’s not cool, it’s not interesting, it’s annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren’t funny, they’re RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully…
Submitted by:anonymous
Serial Reactor / L1nXX copypasta
Ok everyone since you don’t listen when I’m nice, I’m going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn’t funny. It’s not cool, it’s not interesting, it’s annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren’t funny, they’re RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully…
man I knew smash was heading downhill over the past couple of years, but seeing how immature you reacted to losing against hbox, was the final straw for sure. not going to be watching anymore. ggs fellas
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man I knew smash was heading downhill over the past couple of years, but seeing how immature you reacted to losing against hbox, was the final straw for sure. not going to be watching anymore. ggs fellas
this is xiao xing and moch docho. they ordered food. when they ordered the food, the man at desk gave the food. xiao xing was very happy that the food was the pie. they started to dance of p(r)ide. dennisoctapussy started attacking xiao xing and moch docho because he was psychopath. dennisoctapussy started stabbing and laughing like your third emoji. dennisoctapussy used the flamethrower he got from simps on youtube. he stabbed them with bitcoin sword that he got from noahs ass. he fortnite danced from them like men
Submitted by:anonymous
pyro skit thing
this is xiao xing and moch docho. they ordered food. when they ordered the food, the man at desk gave the food. xiao xing was very happy that the food was the pie. they started to dance of p(r)ide. dennisoctapussy started attacking xiao xing and moch docho because he was psychopath. dennisoctapussy started stabbing and laughing like your third emoji. dennisoctapussy used the flamethrower he got from simps on youtube. he stabbed them with bitcoin sword that he got from noahs ass. he fortnite danced from them like men
We are born of the plip, made men by the plop, undone by the splish
..fear the old splash
Submitted by:anonymous
We are born of the plip, made men by the plop, undone by the splish
..fear the old splash
Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
Submitted by:Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21?
Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
he doesn't zerk off in a box
he doesn't zerk off with a fox
he doesn't zerk off here or there
he doesn't zerk off anywhere
Submitted by:anonymous
he doesn't zerk off in a box
he doesn't zerk off with a fox
he doesn't zerk off here or there
he doesn't zerk off anywhere
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. twitch chat watches as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. he stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
Submitted by:k3soju
soju ponders with the idea of slamming a cav spat. hovering his chain over his spatula while he contemplates. suddenly, he slips - accidentally slamming the cav spat ON HIMSELF. twitch chat watches as soju twists and morphs into a horse live on stream. he stares into the camera... "it's a neighth"
The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
Submitted by:anonymous
The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
Submitted by:anonymous
MuH FrEeDoM Of SpeEch
There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Humbled timeout
Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
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Submitted by:anonymous
你想要的
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This bastard showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
Submitted by:anonymous
Zum
This bastard showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said “The required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.