"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
Submitted by:Foxyy
its discord verification
"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
Submitted by:anonymous
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.
Submitted by:anonymous
It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.
I can't do this anymore! UGH IM GETTING MAD! I swear im gonna go to Japan and dress up in a skirt, so when the creeps take photos or videos of my underskirt they get a Willy Wonka surprise
I was told Japan is kawaii and kirei, but instead its full of no good divorced men taking pictures of femboys' underskirts
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
Submitted by:kawaii 6ft straight white cis man
Im sick and TIRED OF THIS STUFF
I can't do this anymore! UGH IM GETTING MAD! I swear im gonna go to Japan and dress up in a skirt, so when the creeps take photos or videos of my underskirt they get a Willy Wonka surprise
I was told Japan is kawaii and kirei, but instead its full of no good divorced men taking pictures of femboys' underskirts
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
Submitted by:yo_what_is1
skull and bones
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
Submitted by:anonymous
skull and bones
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
I have the boner and the horny
Not gay if you are wearing socks my homie
I want my face between breasts
I keep failing my tests
Starting to touch my dick
The hottest video i shall pick
The urges to fuck
But i am out of luck
Bitchless and alone
Watching xvideos on my phone
Submitted by:u/past-bobcat7919
Horny poem
I have the boner and the horny
Not gay if you are wearing socks my homie
I want my face between breasts
I keep failing my tests
Starting to touch my dick
The hottest video i shall pick
The urges to fuck
But i am out of luck
Bitchless and alone
Watching xvideos on my phone
Red 🛑 and ❓ black ⚫️ , I 👀 dress 👗 eagle 🦅 on 😀 my 👈 chest 👤, Good 😆 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 🤭 Albanian 🇦🇱 , Keep 🏠 my 👉 head 👶 up ⬆️ for ⏩ that 👉 flag 🇦🇱 I 👀 die 💀, I’m 😀 proud 😝 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 😃 Albanian 🇦🇱
Submitted by:AlbanianIbuki
Good to be an Albanian
Red 🛑 and ❓ black ⚫️ , I 👀 dress 👗 eagle 🦅 on 😀 my 👈 chest 👤, Good 😆 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 🤭 Albanian 🇦🇱 , Keep 🏠 my 👉 head 👶 up ⬆️ for ⏩ that 👉 flag 🇦🇱 I 👀 die 💀, I’m 😀 proud 😝 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 😃 Albanian 🇦🇱