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🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
my friend jame[13m] climbed a power pole today. i randomly said do a flip and he just started acting like a monkey and climbing the pole. death was purely inevitable poor for jame. props to him for eating a bird off the powerline before his heart wrehcing death. rest in piece jame, love you bud light
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my friend jame[13m] climbed a power pole today. i randomly said do a flip and he just started acting like a monkey and climbing the pole. death was purely inevitable poor for jame. props to him for eating a bird off the powerline before his heart wrehcing death. rest in piece jame, love you bud light
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i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
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i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
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"They are a youtuber who is the one who's re- who's po- who, who makes, who constantly mocks me, makes fun of me, and, and, apparently they do an impression of me, that is- tha- tha- that everyone love- that everyone has to point out wow his impression of you is so accurate, and he's the one who popularized people calling me the lightbringer based off of my crappy old webcomic, so SCREW HIM!"
-Linkara (The Lightbringer)
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"They are a youtuber who is the one who's re- who's po- who, who makes, who constantly mocks me, makes fun of me, and, and, apparently they do an impression of me, that is- tha- tha- that everyone love- that everyone has to point out wow his impression of you is so accurate, and he's the one who popularized people calling me the lightbringer based off of my crappy old webcomic, so SCREW HIM!"
-Linkara (The Lightbringer)
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Uwu nuzzles my head into your chest. Then I begin pushing my head harder into your abdomen. It begins to hurt. I pull my head back and throw it at your chest, slamming it into your ribcage. You try to move but you’re in pain. I slam again and again. Your ribs begin breaking. I keep hitting until your lungs begin collapsing. You gasp for air as I throw one last head bash directly into your heart, completely destroying it. My love is now pouring out of your ears and eyes.
“I wove you!!!”
OwO
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Uwu nuzzles my head into your chest. Then I begin pushing my head harder into your abdomen. It begins to hurt. I pull my head back and throw it at your chest, slamming it into your ribcage. You try to move but you’re in pain. I slam again and again. Your ribs begin breaking. I keep hitting until your lungs begin collapsing. You gasp for air as I throw one last head bash directly into your heart, completely destroying it. My love is now pouring out of your ears and eyes.
“I wove you!!!”
OwO
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”There is an idea of a Jeremy Elbertson, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my sus gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
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”There is an idea of a Jeremy Elbertson, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my sus gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.”
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Hello ARMY! It's me Jungkook, my members in quarantine are having a really hard time recently :( Do you think you could send us some extra money? Please help us ARMY, we are poor and can't afford food.. help us and send your credit card information? Please?
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Hello ARMY! It's me Jungkook, my members in quarantine are having a really hard time recently :( Do you think you could send us some extra money? Please help us ARMY, we are poor and can't afford food.. help us and send your credit card information? Please?
Hey! What's happening, everybody? Jerma here with... something a little different today. This is not my typical video I would make, but I decided to do it because I got approached by a company. They're a bunch of super cool guys over at Dork Cube, and it is... the Dork Cube! Take a look a it. This is a monthly subscription box that comes in the mail, and you buy it, you open it, and there's all kinds of nerdy, geeky, epic kind of funny, gamer culture-type stuff inside, and I thought I should get one, and I should open it for you, and, you know, give these guys a shout, give these guys a shoutout, and give you guys like a shoutout, and we'll give them a shoutout. This is Dork Cube! Uh, I don't know what's inside of it. I have no idea, they sent it to me, so we're gonna see what's inside. A link will be in the description, uh, if you want, uh, two percent off your next order, it's twenty dollars, so uh, save you a little bit of cash, you know, save you guys- lookin' out for you guys, you know what I mean? Gotta- alright, y'know let's make this- let's make this a little interesting, how 'bout that? Right when the box opens, how 'bout everybody writes hashtag in the comments, LOOTGET! You know what I mean? Like we got loot, you know, that's- let's- that's what we'll do. So in the comments section below, right when this opens, everybody say LOOTGET- THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX. THERE'S BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX. THERE'S BLOOD. THE BOX WAS BLOOD. THE BOX WAS JUST BLO-
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Hey! What's happening, everybody? Jerma here with... something a little different today. This is not my typical video I would make, but I decided to do it because I got approached by a company. They're a bunch of super cool guys over at Dork Cube, and it is... the Dork Cube! Take a look a it. This is a monthly subscription box that comes in the mail, and you buy it, you open it, and there's all kinds of nerdy, geeky, epic kind of funny, gamer culture-type stuff inside, and I thought I should get one, and I should open it for you, and, you know, give these guys a shout, give these guys a shoutout, and give you guys like a shoutout, and we'll give them a shoutout. This is Dork Cube! Uh, I don't know what's inside of it. I have no idea, they sent it to me, so we're gonna see what's inside. A link will be in the description, uh, if you want, uh, two percent off your next order, it's twenty dollars, so uh, save you a little bit of cash, you know, save you guys- lookin' out for you guys, you know what I mean? Gotta- alright, y'know let's make this- let's make this a little interesting, how 'bout that? Right when the box opens, how 'bout everybody writes hashtag in the comments, LOOTGET! You know what I mean? Like we got loot, you know, that's- let's- that's what we'll do. So in the comments section below, right when this opens, everybody say LOOTGET- THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX. THERE'S BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX. THERE'S BLOOD. THE BOX WAS BLOOD. THE BOX WAS JUST BLO-
On December 15, 1598, a huge Japanese fleet under the command of Shimazu Yoshihiro, was amassed in Sachon Bay, on the east end of Noryang Strait. Shimazu's goal was to break the allied forces' blockade on Konishi Yukinaga, join the two fleets, and sail home to Japan. Admiral Yi, meanwhile, knew exactly where Shimazu was, after receiving reports from scouts and local fishermen.
At this time, the Joseon fleet consisted of 82 panokseon and three turtle ships, with 8,000 soldiers under Admiral Yi. The Ming fleet consisted of six large war junks, 57 lighter war galleys and two panokseon given to Chen Lin by Admiral Yi, with 5,000 Ming soldiers of the Guangdong squadron and 2,600 Ming marines who fought aboard Joseon ships.
The battle began at two o'clock in the early morning of December 16, 1598. Like Admiral Yi's previous battles, the Japanese were unable to respond effectively to the Korean's tactics. The tightness of Noryang Strait hindered lateral movement, and Yi's maneuvers prevented the Japanese fleet from boarding their enemies' vessels, their primary naval tactic.
As the Japanese retreated, Admiral Yi ordered a vigorous pursuit. During this time, a stray arquebus bullet from an enemy ship struck Admiral Yi, near his left armpit. Sensing that the wound was fatal, and fearing a repeat of the Battle of Chilchonryang, the admiral uttered, "The war is at its height – wear my armor and beat my war drums. Do not announce my death." He died moments later.
Only two people witnessed his death: Yi Hoe, Yi's eldest son, and Yi Wan, his nephew. Admiral Yi's son and nephew struggled to regain their composure and carried the admiral's body into his cabin before others could notice. For the remainder of the battle, Yi Wan wore his uncle's armor and continued to beat the war drum to encourage the pursuit.
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On December 15, 1598, a huge Japanese fleet under the command of Shimazu Yoshihiro, was amassed in Sachon Bay, on the east end of Noryang Strait. Shimazu's goal was to break the allied forces' blockade on Konishi Yukinaga, join the two fleets, and sail home to Japan. Admiral Yi, meanwhile, knew exactly where Shimazu was, after receiving reports from scouts and local fishermen.
At this time, the Joseon fleet consisted of 82 panokseon and three turtle ships, with 8,000 soldiers under Admiral Yi. The Ming fleet consisted of six large war junks, 57 lighter war galleys and two panokseon given to Chen Lin by Admiral Yi, with 5,000 Ming soldiers of the Guangdong squadron and 2,600 Ming marines who fought aboard Joseon ships.
The battle began at two o'clock in the early morning of December 16, 1598. Like Admiral Yi's previous battles, the Japanese were unable to respond effectively to the Korean's tactics. The tightness of Noryang Strait hindered lateral movement, and Yi's maneuvers prevented the Japanese fleet from boarding their enemies' vessels, their primary naval tactic.
As the Japanese retreated, Admiral Yi ordered a vigorous pursuit. During this time, a stray arquebus bullet from an enemy ship struck Admiral Yi, near his left armpit. Sensing that the wound was fatal, and fearing a repeat of the Battle of Chilchonryang, the admiral uttered, "The war is at its height – wear my armor and beat my war drums. Do not announce my death." He died moments later.
Only two people witnessed his death: Yi Hoe, Yi's eldest son, and Yi Wan, his nephew. Admiral Yi's son and nephew struggled to regain their composure and carried the admiral's body into his cabin before others could notice. For the remainder of the battle, Yi Wan wore his uncle's armor and continued to beat the war drum to encourage the pursuit.