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Valorante
valarante child 👦🏻 👧🏻 game.... 🎮 look 👀 to cartoon 💭 grapfix to make 📢 kid 😎 😎 player 🤷 🎮 🎽 happy 🧚 like 🥰 children 💔 show.. 💕 valarante cartoon 💭 world 🌎 with rainbow 🏳🌈 unlike counter strike 🎳 with dark 🌌 corridorr and raelistic gun.. 💀 valarante like 🩸 playhouse. valarant playor run 🏃🏻 from 😤 csgo fear 😨 of dark 🌌 world 🌏 and realism
What is your name
How old are you
how many Instagram followers do you have
how many google results for your name
Who is a famous person on your phone
The biggest thing to happen in your career
What's most important to you right now
Are you more confident this year compared to last year
do you think you're successful
how would you define being most successful next year
How often do you get recognized in public
Do you want to go back to being anonymous
What's the biggest event in the news right now
what's a positive thing in the news rn
what trend are you over right now
what's the biggest rumor about you
do you have a love life
would you be happy with one
the lowest point of your year
what do you hope to take away from your tour??
favorite color right now
do you feel pressure
is there anything that annoys you now that didn't a year ago
what advice would you give yourself a year ago
where do you hope to be a few years from now
the biggest person you've performed for?
are you aware of people when you're playing
favorite artist at the moment
how do you feel about the IT Industry
is there anything new that you are hoping to do musically
what are some criticisms of your music
who is your best friend
the most app used?
craziest fan gift you've received recently
what's the biggest thing you're struggling with
what do you want to say to yourself in a year
Submitted by:neomypennykim
vanity fair questions
What is your name
How old are you
how many Instagram followers do you have
how many google results for your name
Who is a famous person on your phone
The biggest thing to happen in your career
What's most important to you right now
Are you more confident this year compared to last year
do you think you're successful
how would you define being most successful next year
How often do you get recognized in public
Do you want to go back to being anonymous
What's the biggest event in the news right now
what's a positive thing in the news rn
what trend are you over right now
what's the biggest rumor about you
do you have a love life
would you be happy with one
the lowest point of your year
what do you hope to take away from your tour??
favorite color right now
do you feel pressure
is there anything that annoys you now that didn't a year ago
what advice would you give yourself a year ago
where do you hope to be a few years from now
the biggest person you've performed for?
are you aware of people when you're playing
favorite artist at the moment
how do you feel about the IT Industry
is there anything new that you are hoping to do musically
what are some criticisms of your music
who is your best friend
the most app used?
craziest fan gift you've received recently
what's the biggest thing you're struggling with
what do you want to say to yourself in a year
GG EZ!
Submitted by:anonymous
GG EZ!
I swear man, every person wearing this Goku skin in Fortnite that I run into is legit the worst player known to man or a brain dead motherfucker who w keys and hold left click. Go eat a bean you moron, it's what you do anyway...
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I swear man, every person wearing this Goku skin in Fortnite that I run into is legit the worst player known to man or a brain dead motherfucker who w keys and hold left click. Go eat a bean you moron, it's what you do anyway...
uh oh! you found the toothpaste. let's get one thing clear. i can brush my teeth all by myself okay *brushing* *DING* *gagging* *brushing* *spluttering* *DING DING DING* *spitting* *flailing attempts to escape* *cheerful bells*
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I can’t stop laughing HELP ME
uh oh! you found the toothpaste. let's get one thing clear. i can brush my teeth all by myself okay *brushing* *DING* *gagging* *brushing* *spluttering* *DING DING DING* *spitting* *flailing attempts to escape* *cheerful bells*
КУРИЛКУ НАДО ПРОВЕРИТЬ
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КУРИЛКУ НАДО ПРОВЕРИТЬ
BRO IT WAS ALIEN ENCOUNTER. IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING. THE CHAIRS HAD WATER SPRAYERS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE WAS BREATHING ON YOU. THERE WAS SPEAKERS IN EVERYONE'S CHAIRS SO YOU COULD HEAR HIM WALK AROUND THE ROOM. SHIT WAS INSANE.
Submitted by:anonymous
BRO IT WAS ALIEN ENCOUNTER. IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING. THE CHAIRS HAD WATER SPRAYERS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE WAS BREATHING ON YOU. THERE WAS SPEAKERS IN EVERYONE'S CHAIRS SO YOU COULD HEAR HIM WALK AROUND THE ROOM. SHIT WAS INSANE.
Maximillian Dood playing Dirge of Cerberus
~ I need to go make myself a drink!
~ Everyone's dialogue in this game hurts my
body.
~ Why? Why? Why would you do this?
- This shit might be the worst. The worst what
you might ask? Just the worst.
~End. End! EEEEEEEEEEND!!
~Your bitch-ass just flew back to the start.
~ (Last cut scene) Oh my god. Power of
friendship. Holy fuck. The power of love turned
into a beam. Make it stop.
~This game makes Advent Children look like
Schindler's fucking List.
~What would make this game better? Not
existing.
~ I forgot this game on purpose.
Submitted by:anonymous
Pain
Maximillian Dood playing Dirge of Cerberus
~ I need to go make myself a drink!
~ Everyone's dialogue in this game hurts my
body.
~ Why? Why? Why would you do this?
- This shit might be the worst. The worst what
you might ask? Just the worst.
~End. End! EEEEEEEEEEND!!
~Your bitch-ass just flew back to the start.
~ (Last cut scene) Oh my god. Power of
friendship. Holy fuck. The power of love turned
into a beam. Make it stop.
~This game makes Advent Children look like
Schindler's fucking List.
~What would make this game better? Not
existing.
~ I forgot this game on purpose.
So i had family over the other day and they wanted to see what the "twitch" was that I watch all the time. I thought it would be a good idea to show them this stream. My grandmas first comment was "why does that guy in the corner look like the guy from Ratatouille" Then people start making random noises and the weeb stuff made my uncle think there was a porn tab open in the background so he started beating me with jumper cables for my sake.. I tried to explain but they all left.....
Submitted by:larandar
An average DunkOrSlam stream
So i had family over the other day and they wanted to see what the "twitch" was that I watch all the time. I thought it would be a good idea to show them this stream. My grandmas first comment was "why does that guy in the corner look like the guy from Ratatouille" Then people start making random noises and the weeb stuff made my uncle think there was a porn tab open in the background so he started beating me with jumper cables for my sake.. I tried to explain but they all left.....
Radagon: All of this, falling apart like this, is on you!
Marika: Wow. Wow. Oh, that's some kind of logic right there, Radagon. You screw up, get yourself cursed by the Giants, and now suddenly this is all my fault? Why don't you walk me through this, Radagon?
Radagon: We had a good thing, you stupid numen bitch! We had Godwin, we had the Ring, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork...
Marika: Oh, my God...
Radagon: ...You could have shut your mouth, ruled, and made as many runes as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to shatter the Ring! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the God! If you'd done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!
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I spent 15 minutes on this.
Radagon: All of this, falling apart like this, is on you!
Marika: Wow. Wow. Oh, that's some kind of logic right there, Radagon. You screw up, get yourself cursed by the Giants, and now suddenly this is all my fault? Why don't you walk me through this, Radagon?
Radagon: We had a good thing, you stupid numen bitch! We had Godwin, we had the Ring, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork...
Marika: Oh, my God...
Radagon: ...You could have shut your mouth, ruled, and made as many runes as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to shatter the Ring! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the God! If you'd done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!
Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
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Tenacious D
Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fli-goo gee-goo
Guh fli-goo, ga-goo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee
Ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fli-goo gee-goo
A-fliguh woo-wa mama Lucifer!
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
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Truth
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
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Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma (the sus guy) telling you he ate a large salad
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