GUYS I HAVE A WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE AMONG US EDITION IN MINECRAFT!!!
I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE STEPS TO SUMMONING HIM!!!!!11!
1. BUILD A RING OF FIRE
2. PUT A GIANT COCK IN THE MIDDLE
3. STAND UPON THE COCKUSSUS
4. SAY ''HEROBRINE I LIKE BALLS'' 69,420 TIMES AND HE SHALL APPEAR
5. ONCE HE APPEARS, HE WILL BE AGGRESSIVE, BUT TO STOP HIS MADNESS, YOU MUST PLEASURE HIM BY BUILDING APPROXIMATELY 136,050 BEDROCK COCKS NEAR SPAWN
6. DO NOT ASK WHERE YOU GET THE BEDROCK
7. DO THE RITUAL ONCE AGAIN TO DESUMMON HIM, AND THEN DO IT AGAIN TO SUMMON HIM IN HIS PEACEFUL MODE
*THIS METHOD OF SPAWNING HEROBRINE DOES NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:
-SAFETY FROM COCKS BEING BUILT AROUND SPAWN
-FAMILY FRIENDLY ACTIONS AND CHOICE OF WORDS
-SAFETY TO OTHERS
-THE FULL HEROBRINE EXPERIENCE*
Submitted by:Cockussus
REAL WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE!! OR A VERSION OF HIM, TO SAY THE LEAST
GUYS I HAVE A WAY OF SUMMONING HEROBRINE AMONG US EDITION IN MINECRAFT!!!
I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE STEPS TO SUMMONING HIM!!!!!11!
1. BUILD A RING OF FIRE
2. PUT A GIANT COCK IN THE MIDDLE
3. STAND UPON THE COCKUSSUS
4. SAY ''HEROBRINE I LIKE BALLS'' 69,420 TIMES AND HE SHALL APPEAR
5. ONCE HE APPEARS, HE WILL BE AGGRESSIVE, BUT TO STOP HIS MADNESS, YOU MUST PLEASURE HIM BY BUILDING APPROXIMATELY 136,050 BEDROCK COCKS NEAR SPAWN
6. DO NOT ASK WHERE YOU GET THE BEDROCK
7. DO THE RITUAL ONCE AGAIN TO DESUMMON HIM, AND THEN DO IT AGAIN TO SUMMON HIM IN HIS PEACEFUL MODE
*THIS METHOD OF SPAWNING HEROBRINE DOES NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:
-SAFETY FROM COCKS BEING BUILT AROUND SPAWN
-FAMILY FRIENDLY ACTIONS AND CHOICE OF WORDS
-SAFETY TO OTHERS
-THE FULL HEROBRINE EXPERIENCE*
I'm so infuriated by the fact I'll never be able to feel Gwen's booty buttcheeks, I have a massive hard on for her and browsed literally every single hentai pic of her available on the world wide web. No other female can compete with her, she is also 2D so she'll never betray me like mortal 3D women. I'd probably just end up getting a heart attack because I'd just be fucking her on rotation all day long
Submitted by:pregnant loli
I'm so infuriated by the fact I'll never be able to feel Gwen's booty buttcheeks, I have a massive hard on for her and browsed literally every single hentai pic of her available on the world wide web. No other female can compete with her, she is also 2D so she'll never betray me like mortal 3D women. I'd probably just end up getting a heart attack because I'd just be fucking her on rotation all day long
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Submitted by:anonymous
walter white
Long ago, during the Age of Ancients, the Dragons ruled a boring, one dimensional setting. The Dragon version of Tolkien was said to have once put to pen the idea of a tree that was sort of a brownish gray, instead of just gray. He was immediately executed for his dangerous, heretical ideas. It would take the four Lord Souls - weird spirit things that some naked zombies found in a fire - to put an end to this era of stupidity. The Souls transformed these naked, on-fire zombies into naked, on-fire humans that would quickly learn just how on-fire they truly were.
The Furtive Pygmy was the least popular of all the four Lords. He was slammed against many lockers, and was totally turned down by the Witch of Izalith when he asked her to prom. But the Pygmy understood how to play the long con, and set a dark plan in motion: to have sex with countless numbers of zombies. Like, thousands of them. No butterface was too stank for the Furtive Dick, in those days. From this long period of weird, secret corpse fucking, there arose all of humanity.
All humans today are descendents of a single corpse fucker. The gods - descendents of the other three Lords - were totally freaked out by this. From their big ass ancient city, they would rule over this sea of incestuous corpse fucking murder-happy pedophile weirdos, who also were all midgets. This would later be known as the glorious Age of Fire. Eventually, the gods would leave the capital of this age of horrifying sexual frenzy. Human historians would be totally confused as to why.
And so was set, the stage for the possible beginning of a new, Dark Age. Where supposedly it'll still be corpse fucking, but without light? I guess? Set forth, noble sex weirdo, to claim your birthright and fulfill the dark wishes of the Furtive Pygmy. It'll be rad. Probably.
Submitted by:anonymous
Long ago, during the Age of Ancients, the Dragons ruled a boring, one dimensional setting. The Dragon version of Tolkien was said to have once put to pen the idea of a tree that was sort of a brownish gray, instead of just gray. He was immediately executed for his dangerous, heretical ideas. It would take the four Lord Souls - weird spirit things that some naked zombies found in a fire - to put an end to this era of stupidity. The Souls transformed these naked, on-fire zombies into naked, on-fire humans that would quickly learn just how on-fire they truly were.
The Furtive Pygmy was the least popular of all the four Lords. He was slammed against many lockers, and was totally turned down by the Witch of Izalith when he asked her to prom. But the Pygmy understood how to play the long con, and set a dark plan in motion: to have sex with countless numbers of zombies. Like, thousands of them. No butterface was too stank for the Furtive Dick, in those days. From this long period of weird, secret corpse fucking, there arose all of humanity.
All humans today are descendents of a single corpse fucker. The gods - descendents of the other three Lords - were totally freaked out by this. From their big ass ancient city, they would rule over this sea of incestuous corpse fucking murder-happy pedophile weirdos, who also were all midgets. This would later be known as the glorious Age of Fire. Eventually, the gods would leave the capital of this age of horrifying sexual frenzy. Human historians would be totally confused as to why.
And so was set, the stage for the possible beginning of a new, Dark Age. Where supposedly it'll still be corpse fucking, but without light? I guess? Set forth, noble sex weirdo, to claim your birthright and fulfill the dark wishes of the Furtive Pygmy. It'll be rad. Probably.
Oh? Are you approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the questions on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
Submitted by:anonymous
jojo's bizarre adventure haha funny
Oh? Are you approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the questions on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Submitted by:anonymous
wolf girl in 4th grade class
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Submitted by:wolf girl in 4th grade class
*👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦* *🐶RUFF🗣RUFF😃RUFF😈* *🐺BARK🔊BARK*
‼EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👨🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the light? the LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL 🐺WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which ✨change color depending on my mood.😏🥰
😃..what do you mean you don't believe me?😃😈 They turn 💛YELLOW✨🌟 when I'm happy😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫 when I'm ‼REALLY, REALLY‼ angry👹🤬👿, And 🌿GREEN💚 when I'm on the ⚔💥HUNT🤤
🗣🔊SPEAKING🗣🔊of😳meal time🍽YOU👆look like you could suffice😐for my ☀AFTERNOON wolf snack✨🤤
☹☝BUT‼, I will refrain🚫because my👱♀️mother said 🗣if I get sent to➡the principal's office☝ONE MORE TIME‼for🤤💥BITING🦷 somebody 😋, then SHE will take away 🎮my Wii‼
‼🔊HOWEVER🗣‼, I cannot❌say🙊I'll do the same for🚶♀️Marrisa.🤢👎 the🐈CAT GIRL🙄who's been💞flirting✨💗with my crush Jake🚶♂️all week.😒
👀Look at them over them..🚶♀️laughing *A HÉÊ HÆË HÂÊ*🐿🐿
💗💞FLIRTING✨💞like❌I DON'T‼ EXIST😒🤬*🗣💦HISS👹* you know what? 😃
❌No happiness😃that a🎮Wii game😛can bring me🧍♂️will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨*RUFF🗣* *🐺BARK🔊BARK🐶BARK🗣BARK*
*👀MY EYES👀TURN➡🌿GREEN💚✨**🐶RUFF🗣*
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
Submitted by:anonymous
Donald Trump NFT
Hello everyone. This is Donald Trump.
Hopefully your favourite President of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. I’m doing my first Official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They’re called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards features some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It’s been very exciting. You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here’s one of the best parts, each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don’t know if that’s an amazing prize but it’s what we have. Or golf with you and a group or your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful. I’m also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, Autographing memorabilia and so much more. We’re doing a lot. My Official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99 which doesn’t sound very much for what you’re getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It’s my community and I think it’s something you’re going to like and you’re going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts, so you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com and buy your Trump Digital Trading Cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone. This is my first Official Trump Trading Card NFT collection and you get a chance to meet me. Go to CollectTrumpCards.com right now and remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift.
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me
Submitted by:anonymous
153 iq. Full ride scholarship for my physics degree. State martial arts champion. Multiple world records in video games. Previous marathon runner. Im in shambles bro my life is soooooo unfulfilled wow u really thought u got me when u know nothing of me