Taarak "Tarik" Mehta is an Indian professional Valorant player for the GE sports (Gada electronics Sports) and a former CS (computer science) call center winner. He is best known for one tapping bots in Range and his favourite map is Fracture
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Taarak "Tarik" Mehta is an Indian professional Valorant player for the GE sports (Gada electronics Sports) and a former CS (computer science) call center winner. He is best known for one tapping bots in Range and his favourite map is Fracture
Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming (previous known as NV), an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana. Yay is the second best Indian player to play for Optic after Forsaken.
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Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming (previous known as NV), an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana. Yay is the second best Indian player to play for Optic after Forsaken.
DIO: Tsugi wa Jotaro, kisama da!
Jotaro: Yarou… DIO!
DIO: Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?
Jotaro: Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.
DIO: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.
Jotaro: Ora!
DIO: Noroi, noroi! Za Warudo wa saikyou no Sutando da. Jikan wa tomezetomo, supiido to paowa to te omae no Suta Purachina yoryuu enna no towa!
Jotaro: Ore no Suta Purachina to onaji taipu wo Sutando nara. Enkyori enai kenai da, paowa to semitsu na bokina dekiru
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DIO: Tsugi wa Jotaro, kisama da!
Jotaro: Yarou… DIO!
DIO: Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?
Jotaro: Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.
DIO: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.
Jotaro: Ora!
DIO: Noroi, noroi! Za Warudo wa saikyou no Sutando da. Jikan wa tomezetomo, supiido to paowa to te omae no Suta Purachina yoryuu enna no towa!
Jotaro: Ore no Suta Purachina to onaji taipu wo Sutando nara. Enkyori enai kenai da, paowa to semitsu na bokina dekiru
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As Noah entered his arc, it twas God's divine will to send down the luscious ambrosia brown liquid know as Tab. As the glorious brown liquid poured down from the sky, it twas God's divine will that every man, woman, and child would get to enjoy the liquid during their last moments in their previously Tabless world before drowning in the luxurious drink of Heaven.
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As Noah entered his arc, it twas God's divine will to send down the luscious ambrosia brown liquid know as Tab. As the glorious brown liquid poured down from the sky, it twas God's divine will that every man, woman, and child would get to enjoy the liquid during their last moments in their previously Tabless world before drowning in the luxurious drink of Heaven.
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Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
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Pregnacy Jer,a
Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
Is learning English a necessity? English is the easiest language to learn in the world, originally spoken by the inhabitants. When it comes to me, learning English should be your top priority
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Is learning English a necessity? English is the easiest language to learn in the world, originally spoken by the inhabitants. When it comes to me, learning English should be your top priority
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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whats up guys, its quandle dingle here
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
TSM, also known as Took Swordarts Mercedes, is a North American professional heist and money laundering organization who also owns a bottom of the barrel team in the LCS.
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TSM AKA Took Swordarts Mercedes
TSM, also known as Took Swordarts Mercedes, is a North American professional heist and money laundering organization who also owns a bottom of the barrel team in the LCS.
Why are you genuinely so hot? like you act hot, you look hot, you sound hot.. Why are you so fucking hot? If i touch you I'd literally burn my hand off like acid. Please tell me how you are so hot. If a scientist tested the sun's temperature and your temperature you would be way more hot. I'd rather die from burning of your wet and juicy hot pussy than fuck a anime girl. You are genuinely very hot. How the fuck did i pull someone as hot as you? If you looked up who the hottest girl was and you see some other whore don't let google let you down. Google has never seen you before. I bet if a google employee saw you he'd run up to you and ask for a picture. Later that day if you google who the hottest person in the whole fucking world is, You will come up. When you walk, do you have to wear fire proof shoes so you dont burn the floor? Honestly, you are so fucking hot. Please tell me how to be so hot. I want to be as hot as you, You are absolutely so hot, Like this is genuine. I bet you get a whole crowd of people around you everyday asking to kiss you. I am the luckiest person to ever exist. How the fuck did I pull the hottest girl on earth? You are a walking fireball. That is a compliment. Even Soldat isn't based anymore cause of how hot you are. Everyone wants to date you. Girls are lesbian for you. Gay boys are straight for you. Aroaces turned straight/lesbian for you. You are the hottest human being ever. You could change the supreme court's mind of making abortion illegal. You are the hottest person to exist.
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Online friend complimenting her girlfriend.
Why are you genuinely so hot? like you act hot, you look hot, you sound hot.. Why are you so fucking hot? If i touch you I'd literally burn my hand off like acid. Please tell me how you are so hot. If a scientist tested the sun's temperature and your temperature you would be way more hot. I'd rather die from burning of your wet and juicy hot pussy than fuck a anime girl. You are genuinely very hot. How the fuck did i pull someone as hot as you? If you looked up who the hottest girl was and you see some other whore don't let google let you down. Google has never seen you before. I bet if a google employee saw you he'd run up to you and ask for a picture. Later that day if you google who the hottest person in the whole fucking world is, You will come up. When you walk, do you have to wear fire proof shoes so you dont burn the floor? Honestly, you are so fucking hot. Please tell me how to be so hot. I want to be as hot as you, You are absolutely so hot, Like this is genuine. I bet you get a whole crowd of people around you everyday asking to kiss you. I am the luckiest person to ever exist. How the fuck did I pull the hottest girl on earth? You are a walking fireball. That is a compliment. Even Soldat isn't based anymore cause of how hot you are. Everyone wants to date you. Girls are lesbian for you. Gay boys are straight for you. Aroaces turned straight/lesbian for you. You are the hottest human being ever. You could change the supreme court's mind of making abortion illegal. You are the hottest person to exist.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
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Gnu/Linux copypasta
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!