if you press CTRL+SHIFT+QQ your dad will come back with the milk
Submitted by:anonymous
do it
if you press CTRL+SHIFT+QQ your dad will come back with the milk
Jerma hops up on stage wearing a blue and yellow sequin tuxedo, commencing the dance off with Thirteen. Jerma busts out classic movies like The Walk, which is easily one-upped by Thirteen's flips, before Jerma crowns himself the winner of the battle. Being a sore loser, Jerma tells Thirteen to fuck off before they call the judges to decide who should really win. Jerma takes off his sequin tux and attacks Thirteen, who wrestles aging 36 year old to the floor. Ludwig calls for the real Jerma to come foward, and Jerma and Thirteen get into an argument, both trying to convince the judges of their status as the real Jerma. Drawing a pistol, Ludwig shouts at the Jermas to stand down before Dr. Smoixan takes the gun, in futile attempt to diffuse the situation. Ster grabs the gun and shoots Jerma in legs and in the stomach, bleeding to death on stage before being dragged off stage by Ster, with Thirteen being cheered on by the judges, deserving of his victory as the new Jerma985.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma hops up on stage wearing a blue and yellow sequin tuxedo, commencing the dance off with Thirteen. Jerma busts out classic movies like The Walk, which is easily one-upped by Thirteen's flips, before Jerma crowns himself the winner of the battle. Being a sore loser, Jerma tells Thirteen to fuck off before they call the judges to decide who should really win. Jerma takes off his sequin tux and attacks Thirteen, who wrestles aging 36 year old to the floor. Ludwig calls for the real Jerma to come foward, and Jerma and Thirteen get into an argument, both trying to convince the judges of their status as the real Jerma. Drawing a pistol, Ludwig shouts at the Jermas to stand down before Dr. Smoixan takes the gun, in futile attempt to diffuse the situation. Ster grabs the gun and shoots Jerma in legs and in the stomach, bleeding to death on stage before being dragged off stage by Ster, with Thirteen being cheered on by the judges, deserving of his victory as the new Jerma985.
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
Submitted by:anonymous
Batman Beyond
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
oh i fucking hate the great britain i fucking hate it i want to kill every australian on planet earth and go and torture all of the tanzanians i want to torture every midget that exists in south america i want to fucking burn and i mean BURN antarctica to the fuacking gorund I want to fucking torture to death the mongolians that live in OCE i want to revive the queen of england just to kill her again
Submitted by:anonymous
average person
oh i fucking hate the great britain i fucking hate it i want to kill every australian on planet earth and go and torture all of the tanzanians i want to torture every midget that exists in south america i want to fucking burn and i mean BURN antarctica to the fuacking gorund I want to fucking torture to death the mongolians that live in OCE i want to revive the queen of england just to kill her again
Bro, all you've done is ask for scrap, scrap, scrap. Go farm, go build something. No ones giving you scrap for your stupid fucking youtube video, do you understand me? Go farm and play the game you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit, it's shameless, you've gotten scrap from three different people and you still come back to the same corner. We know what you're doing, get the fuck out of here holy shit, do you understand me? And by the way those moans you hear in your mom's room, that's the fucking neighbor piping her down you pussy.
Submitted by:STUCKINATREEEEEEEE
Trainwrecks roasting a begging kid in rust
Bro, all you've done is ask for scrap, scrap, scrap. Go farm, go build something. No ones giving you scrap for your stupid fucking youtube video, do you understand me? Go farm and play the game you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit, it's shameless, you've gotten scrap from three different people and you still come back to the same corner. We know what you're doing, get the fuck out of here holy shit, do you understand me? And by the way those moans you hear in your mom's room, that's the fucking neighbor piping her down you pussy.
[Forwarded from Ada]
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Submitted by:anonymous
tfm
[Forwarded from Ada]
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Fox
Submitted by:anonymous
Fox
Jerma be like:
Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor China was a neat signer, trouble with the script Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren Then it's last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven Knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas Yes, no? Villain, Metal Face to Destro Guess so, still incredible in escrow Just say ho, I'll test the yayo Wild West style fest, y'all best to lay low Hey bro, Day Glo, set the bet, pay dough Before the cheddar get away, best to get Maaco The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers In all quad flavors, Lord, save us Still back in the game like Jack LaLanne Think you know the name, don't rack your brain On a fast track to half insane Either in a slow beat or that the speed of "Wrath of Kane" Laughter, pain "Hackthoo'ing" songs, lit in the booth with the best host Doing bong hits on the roof, in the west coast He's at it again Mad at the pen Glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men Grind the cinnamon, Manhattan warmongers You can find the villain in satin, congas The van screeches The old man preaches About the gold sand beaches The cold hand reaches For the old tan Ellesse's Jesus
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma be like:
Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor China was a neat signer, trouble with the script Digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go Ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren Then it's last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven Knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas Yes, no? Villain, Metal Face to Destro Guess so, still incredible in escrow Just say ho, I'll test the yayo Wild West style fest, y'all best to lay low Hey bro, Day Glo, set the bet, pay dough Before the cheddar get away, best to get Maaco The worst hated God who perpetrated odd favors Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers In all quad flavors, Lord, save us Still back in the game like Jack LaLanne Think you know the name, don't rack your brain On a fast track to half insane Either in a slow beat or that the speed of "Wrath of Kane" Laughter, pain "Hackthoo'ing" songs, lit in the booth with the best host Doing bong hits on the roof, in the west coast He's at it again Mad at the pen Glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men Grind the cinnamon, Manhattan warmongers You can find the villain in satin, congas The van screeches The old man preaches About the gold sand beaches The cold hand reaches For the old tan Ellesse's Jesus
Bro, all you've done is ask for scrap, scrap, scrap. Go farm, go build something. No ones giving you scrap for your stupid fucking youtube video, do you understand me? Go farm and play the game you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit, it's shameless, you've gotten scrap from three different people and you still come back to the same corner. We know what you're doing, get the fuck out of here holy shit, do you understand me? And by the way those moans you hear in your mom's room, that's the fucking neighbor piping her down you pussy.
Submitted by:anonymous
Bro, all you've done is ask for scrap, scrap, scrap. Go farm, go build something. No ones giving you scrap for your stupid fucking youtube video, do you understand me? Go farm and play the game you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit, it's shameless, you've gotten scrap from three different people and you still come back to the same corner. We know what you're doing, get the fuck out of here holy shit, do you understand me? And by the way those moans you hear in your mom's room, that's the fucking neighbor piping her down you pussy.
I invited Jerma over for Thanksgiving and when he came over he was wearing this dirty tanktop and sweatpants and I noticed his ass was enormous, I wasn't sure what was going on but when I asked him he just kept saying "I've got a dancer's body, You Understand?". I decided to drop it and just enjoy the dinner. He immediately broke the chair he sat in and I had to drag our recliner into the dining room so he could sit and eat. He just kept laughing and saying "Wow must've been all the halloween candy". I asked him if he had butt implants done, and he got really upset and did this like weird George Washington impression and stormed out. The rest of us had Thanksgiving Dinner and didn't discuss what happened. I haven't seen Jerma since.
Submitted by:anonymous
I invited Jerma over for Thanksgiving and when he came over he was wearing this dirty tanktop and sweatpants and I noticed his ass was enormous, I wasn't sure what was going on but when I asked him he just kept saying "I've got a dancer's body, You Understand?". I decided to drop it and just enjoy the dinner. He immediately broke the chair he sat in and I had to drag our recliner into the dining room so he could sit and eat. He just kept laughing and saying "Wow must've been all the halloween candy". I asked him if he had butt implants done, and he got really upset and did this like weird George Washington impression and stormed out. The rest of us had Thanksgiving Dinner and didn't discuss what happened. I haven't seen Jerma since.
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FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN.
SHE HIDES IN A CAVE TO THE EAST OF THE LASKYAR RUINS, WHICH JUT FROM THE MIST-SHROUDED LAKE OF LIURNIA.
SHE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF THE MEDALLION'S COUNTERPART, I'M SURE.
Submitted by:anonymous
FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMEN!!!
FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN.
SHE HIDES IN A CAVE TO THE EAST OF THE LASKYAR RUINS, WHICH JUT FROM THE MIST-SHROUDED LAKE OF LIURNIA.
SHE KNOWS THE LOCATION OF THE MEDALLION'S COUNTERPART, I'M SURE.
"Hey. Be the best you can, and put your pedal to the metal."
Submitted by:anonymous
"Hey. Be the best you can, and put your pedal to the metal."
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suite mates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suite mates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
Submitted by:anonymous
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suite mates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suite mates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.