What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DMZ Military, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Juche, and I have over a million confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the Dear Leader and I'm the top soldier in the entire Juche-ist military of North Korea. You are nothing to me but just another 9-year-old. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the other side of North Korea aka South Korea, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PyongGyang, but I have access to the entire Communist Party of both China and North Korea and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Navy Seals Copypasta but in North Korea.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the DMZ Military, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Juche, and I have over a million confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the Dear Leader and I'm the top soldier in the entire Juche-ist military of North Korea. You are nothing to me but just another 9-year-old. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the other side of North Korea aka South Korea, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PyongGyang, but I have access to the entire Communist Party of both China and North Korea and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Indeed it's an interesting prospect. A prospect amongst many theories suggested by the widened PhDs and young sheisseposters. Sheisseposters are quite an integral part to preserving past history and culture for the posterity. Sheisseposters summon images like ginger man dancing around mic. This is a very odd and old phenomenon that has been out there for more than two decades. Sheisseposters have existed for the entirety of humanity. Conveying the state of society by a humorous rhetoric and symbolism. The earliest recorded sheissepost was on a Greek Island of Astypalaia dating back to 2,500 years ago. The ancient scriptures state "Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona."
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you. Just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you, just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
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The History of Sheisseposts
Indeed it's an interesting prospect. A prospect amongst many theories suggested by the widened PhDs and young sheisseposters. Sheisseposters are quite an integral part to preserving past history and culture for the posterity. Sheisseposters summon images like ginger man dancing around mic. This is a very odd and old phenomenon that has been out there for more than two decades. Sheisseposters have existed for the entirety of humanity. Conveying the state of society by a humorous rhetoric and symbolism. The earliest recorded sheissepost was on a Greek Island of Astypalaia dating back to 2,500 years ago. The ancient scriptures state "Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona."
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you. Just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
Seductive, political, or simple social conquests and issues are blindly blabbed out to the world. But many tend to forget that across all media of sorts it will be remembered and traced back to its old context. So if you feel like no one cares about you or everyone is ignoring you, just remember that a Greek dude getting railed was recorded by historians.
Lmao you call yourself a MisterMonopoli fan? That's pretty cool but I'm light on channel points bro. I highlight every a message every now and then because I'm just that excited to join a community of passionate fans. Try talking in chat or discord again when you're ready to hang with other true fans
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a spinoff to the other pasta if spammed
Lmao you call yourself a MisterMonopoli fan? That's pretty cool but I'm light on channel points bro. I highlight every a message every now and then because I'm just that excited to join a community of passionate fans. Try talking in chat or discord again when you're ready to hang with other true fans
Jerma is an incredibly powerful being. He is the center of the Jermaverse, and all events which happen therein are tied to his existence. He is immortal to some extent, as previously stated, and the whole Jermaverse is even named after him. He is an incredibly wealthy individual, holding ownership of the lucrative Jerma Wrestling Federation and also being a Top 1000 Twitch streamer. His influence knows no bounds.
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Centipede
Jerma is an incredibly powerful being. He is the center of the Jermaverse, and all events which happen therein are tied to his existence. He is immortal to some extent, as previously stated, and the whole Jermaverse is even named after him. He is an incredibly wealthy individual, holding ownership of the lucrative Jerma Wrestling Federation and also being a Top 1000 Twitch streamer. His influence knows no bounds.
guys can we PLEASE talk about how CANNIBALISM is such a extremely moral, respectful, and not to mention LEGAL action??? why is no one talking about this???
Submitted by:anonymous
Time to conduct cannibalism.
guys can we PLEASE talk about how CANNIBALISM is such a extremely moral, respectful, and not to mention LEGAL action??? why is no one talking about this???
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ludwig Ahgren. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a secondary education grasp of the English language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ludwig's structuralist outlook which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bourdieu's literature, for instance.
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Understanding Ludwig
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Ludwig Ahgren. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a secondary education grasp of the English language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ludwig's structuralist outlook which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Bourdieu's literature, for instance.
"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
Submitted by:Foxyy
its discord verification
"im losing my voice right now, ive been doing this for like 10 fucking minutes! crosswalks, every fucking where there is a crosswalk. wait 5 minutes to load some more fucking pictures, OH GREAT NOW ITS FUCKING BROKE, NOW IT WONT give me any more pictures. IS THAT A CROSSWALK? IS THAT A CROSSWALK? i dont think so. THEY'RE ALL GONE! THERES NONE LEFT! VERIFY! here we go again, TRAFFIC LIGHTS! BOOM BOOM, BOOM! DO YOU COUNT THAT AS A TRAFFIC LIGHT? I FUCKING WOULD! LETS DO IT! NO! MORE TRAFFIC LIGHTS! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! THIS ONE! AND THAT little FUCKER HIDING BACK THERE IN THE DISTANCE. GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS! TELL ME IM WRONG! MOTHERFUCKER, BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE! NEXT! OHH MYY GOD! FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS! NEXT! TRAFFIC LIGHTS!- oh its a crosswalk actually. its a crosswalk. it fucked me up. oh imma get this time. VERIFY! MOTHER FUCKER! MOTHER-"
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself