Greetings forsen. This is a message from the snipers council. Unban vadikus and we will stop sniping you. This is our demand. You have 10 min to answer.
Submitted by:anonymous
Greetings forsen. This is a message from the snipers council. Unban vadikus and we will stop sniping you. This is our demand. You have 10 min to answer.
*sees someone dying, runs up to them holding their head and shaking it*
“Quick, quick, quick! Uh... okay.... Heaven. You, uh... english? Heaven. Going to be okay. Going to Heaven. Ascending to Heaven.”
Submitted by:anonymous
*sees someone dying, runs up to them holding their head and shaking it*
“Quick, quick, quick! Uh... okay.... Heaven. You, uh... english? Heaven. Going to be okay. Going to Heaven. Ascending to Heaven.”
Shotguns do not belong in video games. I cannot think of one game/one shotgun that was skillful but most importantly, FUN to use. It is a weapon put in games for the sole purpose of catering to cowards.
Submitted by:anonymous
Shotguns do not belong in video games. I cannot think of one game/one shotgun that was skillful but most importantly, FUN to use. It is a weapon put in games for the sole purpose of catering to cowards.
Yo estoy pasando por un mal momento, mi vida es tan mala que siempre estoy riendo de todo para tratar de aliviar el dolor. No soy muy listo ni fuerte, y muchos solo fingen que les caigo bien cuando realmente me creen un rarito por que actúo de una manera infantil y despreocupada. Mi vecino me odia, aún no consigo licencia para conducir y trabajo en un restaurante de comida rápida con mi vecino donde mi jefe es un tacaño. Mis dos únicos amigos son un tonto desempleado y una chica extranjera muy lista pero que me trata como un tonto y debilucho. Y lo peor es que vivo en una piña debajo del mar, donde junto a mis familiares soy la única esponja en un mundo lleno de peces.
Submitted by:kokay
si y no alejuanka
Yo estoy pasando por un mal momento, mi vida es tan mala que siempre estoy riendo de todo para tratar de aliviar el dolor. No soy muy listo ni fuerte, y muchos solo fingen que les caigo bien cuando realmente me creen un rarito por que actúo de una manera infantil y despreocupada. Mi vecino me odia, aún no consigo licencia para conducir y trabajo en un restaurante de comida rápida con mi vecino donde mi jefe es un tacaño. Mis dos únicos amigos son un tonto desempleado y una chica extranjera muy lista pero que me trata como un tonto y debilucho. Y lo peor es que vivo en una piña debajo del mar, donde junto a mis familiares soy la única esponja en un mundo lleno de peces.
I WANT RADAGON OF THE GOLDEN ORDER TO BEAT ME WITH HIS HAMMER I WANT HIM TO CAVE IN MY SKULL PLEASE I JUST WANT HIM TO POUND ME SENSELESS AND TURN ME INTO HIS dog WHY ISNT HE REAL MAKE IT HAPPEN SCIENTISTS.
Submitted by:xxxRadagonfuckerxxx
wow.
I WANT RADAGON OF THE GOLDEN ORDER TO BEAT ME WITH HIS HAMMER I WANT HIM TO CAVE IN MY SKULL PLEASE I JUST WANT HIM TO POUND ME SENSELESS AND TURN ME INTO HIS dog WHY ISNT HE REAL MAKE IT HAPPEN SCIENTISTS.
Ster!'s extremities we’re detached by a zombie.
*lots of typing*
Ster!'s extremities may as weel had been bacon HE HO HOOHO HEE HEE HOHO HO
Submitted by:anonymous
JERMA VS STAR
Ster!'s extremities we’re detached by a zombie.
*lots of typing*
Ster!'s extremities may as weel had been bacon HE HO HOOHO HEE HEE HOHO HO
Senin hayatın hiçbir şey değil. Senin hayatının sıfır amacı var. şimdi kendini öldür ve başka biri için oksijen bırak.
Submitted by:anonymous
You should kill yourself now but in türkçe
Senin hayatın hiçbir şey değil. Senin hayatının sıfır amacı var. şimdi kendini öldür ve başka biri için oksijen bırak.
Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
citv moment
zZzZ...
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( ･_･) Is it just me or i am I just sucking citv?
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Submitted by:jonk c
Have your heard of the popular hit game NBA 2K21? It’s a really cool game where 1-3 NBA 2K21 try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the NBA 2K21 to win.
zZzZ...
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧_∧
( ･_･) Is it just me or i am I just sucking citv?
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
...bruh, wtf was that, WTF WAS THAT, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE ONE FINALE, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET? WHAT WAS CHEESY THINKING WHEN MAKING THIS, ITS LIKE THIS IS REVENGE FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO MADE NSFW ART OF ONE, THIS FINALE IS ATROCIOUS, A MONSTROSITY, A UNSATISFYING CONCLUSION, ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE FINALE, IT FEELS MORE LIKE A TROLL AND THIS ISN'T THE FINALE, "BUT WAIT LIAM STOPPED ONE" YEAH, AND AIRY DIED, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE STANDS FOR, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE ABSTRACTY CAME FROM, AND JUST SO MUCH MORE SHIT UNSOLVED, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WITNESSED, EVEN FUCKING SEASON 1 OF BFDI HAD A MORE SADISFYING FINALE THAN THIS, AND PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY LIKED THIS? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? YOU CAN'T LIKE THIS SHIT, ITS NOT EVEN THE FINALE, OH YEAH JUST ONE MORE THING, CHEESY, FUCK YOU, YOU MADE A FUCKING SHIT FINALE, MADE JOHN DUBUC LOSE HIS VOICE, AND, OH MY GOD, YOU CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THIS BEING A BAD ENDING, FUCK YOU, THATS IT 0/10 DON'T WATCH THIS ITS TERRIBLE ITS SHITTY ITS NOT EVEN A FINALE, I JUST HOPE, THATS THERES A SMALL CHANCE WE WILL GET A SEASON 3, WE PROBABLY WON'T GET ONE CUZ THE DICK NAMED CHEESY SAID THAT SEASON 2 IS THE FINAL SEASON, I HOPE IT ISN'T CAUSE ITS STUPID THAT WE GOT THIS FUCKING INHUMAN THING, I HOPE YOU LEAVE THE OSC CHEESY AFTER MAKING THIS SHIT, GOODBYE, YOU LOST A FAN
Submitted by:anonymous
[one 18 spoilers] uh oh! stinky!!!
...bruh, wtf was that, WTF WAS THAT, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE ONE FINALE, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET? WHAT WAS CHEESY THINKING WHEN MAKING THIS, ITS LIKE THIS IS REVENGE FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO MADE NSFW ART OF ONE, THIS FINALE IS ATROCIOUS, A MONSTROSITY, A UNSATISFYING CONCLUSION, ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE FINALE, IT FEELS MORE LIKE A TROLL AND THIS ISN'T THE FINALE, "BUT WAIT LIAM STOPPED ONE" YEAH, AND AIRY DIED, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE STANDS FOR, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE ABSTRACTY CAME FROM, AND JUST SO MUCH MORE SHIT UNSOLVED, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WITNESSED, EVEN FUCKING SEASON 1 OF BFDI HAD A MORE SADISFYING FINALE THAN THIS, AND PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY LIKED THIS? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? YOU CAN'T LIKE THIS SHIT, ITS NOT EVEN THE FINALE, OH YEAH JUST ONE MORE THING, CHEESY, FUCK YOU, YOU MADE A FUCKING SHIT FINALE, MADE JOHN DUBUC LOSE HIS VOICE, AND, OH MY GOD, YOU CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THIS BEING A BAD ENDING, FUCK YOU, THATS IT 0/10 DON'T WATCH THIS ITS TERRIBLE ITS SHITTY ITS NOT EVEN A FINALE, I JUST HOPE, THATS THERES A SMALL CHANCE WE WILL GET A SEASON 3, WE PROBABLY WON'T GET ONE CUZ THE DICK NAMED CHEESY SAID THAT SEASON 2 IS THE FINAL SEASON, I HOPE IT ISN'T CAUSE ITS STUPID THAT WE GOT THIS FUCKING INHUMAN THING, I HOPE YOU LEAVE THE OSC CHEESY AFTER MAKING THIS SHIT, GOODBYE, YOU LOST A FAN
life is a joke. everything we strive for, everything we as people wish to achieve is frivolous under the constant march of time. no matter what we attempt, no matter what alter you may kneel at, we all strive for the same goal. success. but what is success? is it laying in the loving arms of tour spouse? iw it complete and utter satisfaction with your experience as a human being on this planet? for me; it is tetris. ogg tetris i lay my soul out bare for you. you are the east as i am the west yet no matter how i try i cannot seem to woo you. you are a cruel mistress. a temptress of primary colours and chiptune souncds. kismet, i try, i try despite living in the knowledge my quest for success is pointless. here's the rub, i will never be happy with my achievements. no matter how many attempts i take the hedonic treadmill of live and existience serves only to haunt me forever. i can reach the peaks of my bliss and throughs of uncertain anxious desparation and still, i am at the whim, nay, the mercy of the one i call "tetris." Tetris. the name on my lips across my tongue is tantalising. i crave more than just the word. i crave to live and die by it. i wish to be burried out at the tetris sea, so that my body may lap against its shores for all that may be, when i think about tetris, it feels like i have been struck in the centre of my back, like being winded from falling down stairs. the idea that i may continue to live this life with this feeling excites me to no end. tetris. i love you. there i said it. i know i mighy be crazy, a fool even, but i love yoy. simply. i cant imagine a world without you. and as my time on this earth comes to a bitter end, i want to hold your hand into that goodnight, wrap my arms around you. this will always be my success. my dream.. you are the wind in my sails that i never want to end.
Submitted by:anonymous
Wilbur Tetris Poem
life is a joke. everything we strive for, everything we as people wish to achieve is frivolous under the constant march of time. no matter what we attempt, no matter what alter you may kneel at, we all strive for the same goal. success. but what is success? is it laying in the loving arms of tour spouse? iw it complete and utter satisfaction with your experience as a human being on this planet? for me; it is tetris. ogg tetris i lay my soul out bare for you. you are the east as i am the west yet no matter how i try i cannot seem to woo you. you are a cruel mistress. a temptress of primary colours and chiptune souncds. kismet, i try, i try despite living in the knowledge my quest for success is pointless. here's the rub, i will never be happy with my achievements. no matter how many attempts i take the hedonic treadmill of live and existience serves only to haunt me forever. i can reach the peaks of my bliss and throughs of uncertain anxious desparation and still, i am at the whim, nay, the mercy of the one i call "tetris." Tetris. the name on my lips across my tongue is tantalising. i crave more than just the word. i crave to live and die by it. i wish to be burried out at the tetris sea, so that my body may lap against its shores for all that may be, when i think about tetris, it feels like i have been struck in the centre of my back, like being winded from falling down stairs. the idea that i may continue to live this life with this feeling excites me to no end. tetris. i love you. there i said it. i know i mighy be crazy, a fool even, but i love yoy. simply. i cant imagine a world without you. and as my time on this earth comes to a bitter end, i want to hold your hand into that goodnight, wrap my arms around you. this will always be my success. my dream.. you are the wind in my sails that i never want to end.