Can't do it anymore dude. Can't. *cough cough cough* I'm fucking sick of this, dude. I'm sick of these fucking players SPAMMING rift-to-go's every single- I- I've- I- I- I've had enough man. Nah I'm not even fucking kidding dude. I've had enough- I can't do it- I'm not even- I'm- I'm leaving. I'm- I'm done. I'm done. In fact, I'm honestly dude? I'm not even gonna- I'm not even gonna; I gotta take a break from streaming dude. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro...
Submitted by:Ninja
Ninja rage quits streaming
Can't do it anymore dude. Can't. *cough cough cough* I'm fucking sick of this, dude. I'm sick of these fucking players SPAMMING rift-to-go's every single- I- I've- I- I- I've had enough man. Nah I'm not even fucking kidding dude. I've had enough- I can't do it- I'm not even- I'm- I'm leaving. I'm- I'm done. I'm done. In fact, I'm honestly dude? I'm not even gonna- I'm not even gonna; I gotta take a break from streaming dude. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro...
FNATIC GAME PAUSE HACK? 沒有頭髮 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 沒有頭髮 L9 BUG ABUSE 沒有頭髮 GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 沒有頭髮 EU WINSTREAK WORLDS EXPLOIT 沒有頭髮 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]
Submitted by:anonymous
FNATIC GAME PAUSE HACK? 沒有頭髮 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 沒有頭髮 L9 BUG ABUSE 沒有頭髮 GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 沒有頭髮 EU WINSTREAK WORLDS EXPLOIT 沒有頭髮 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]
I am as safe as you could possibly be. It's never gonna happen. You'll never dunk me you fuckers! Fuck all of ya! It's never gonna hap- *gets dunked*
OH NO! Ohnono I can't believe it. Not my Dell Inspiron 4100!
Submitted by:anonymous
I am as safe as you could possibly be. It's never gonna happen. You'll never dunk me you fuckers! Fuck all of ya! It's never gonna hap- *gets dunked*
OH NO! Ohnono I can't believe it. Not my Dell Inspiron 4100!
Woolie Verus Jerma, Woolie Verus Jerma, everyone wants to see what happens!
Submitted by:anonymous
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Woolie Verus Jerma, Woolie Verus Jerma, everyone wants to see what happens!
👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰 👅🫦bongs🍆🍑 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
Submitted by:anonymous
👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰 👅🫦bongs🍆🍑 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
I smell like a toad
Submitted by:biboxgd
toad
I smell like a toad
Sir, please don’t make the same mistake again. We will rightfully block your account because you did not conform to proper workspace etiquette and force you to move to another state because of your lack of basic grammar. As such, we will be warning you for now, and the next time you do it your account will be blocked”
Submitted by:anonymous
Sir, please don’t make the same mistake again. We will rightfully block your account because you did not conform to proper workspace etiquette and force you to move to another state because of your lack of basic grammar. As such, we will be warning you for now, and the next time you do it your account will be blocked”
use grammar!!11!!
Submitted by:anonymous
use grammar!!11!!
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ Ate a BIG salad today ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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I did it! I went outside! It was actually really coo They had tons of prefabs and even the grass prop! I tried copying it but my phone didn’t work. Damn phone, anyway I found a cash register prop. I’ve been really needing it for a project so I’m taking it home.
Submitted by:anonymous
Fortnite Creative IRL
I did it! I went outside! It was actually really coo They had tons of prefabs and even the grass prop! I tried copying it but my phone didn’t work. Damn phone, anyway I found a cash register prop. I’ve been really needing it for a project so I’m taking it home.
A message for Jerma, concerning hair loss
Jerma seemed to have been really stressing about his hair on stream today, and I absolutely know how that feels. I might as well post my experience about a potential solution here, in the off chance he sees it. Also, I'm not giving anyone medical advice, I'm just a dude on the internet talking about his experience, so keep that in mind. Anyway, here goes.
First and foremost, Jerma, I think your hair looks fine as it is currently. Trust me when I say I've seen way worse hairlines than yours. I knew a kid who had a baldspot at 16 (pretty unfortunate). So overall I wouldn't worry about your hair as it is now. You're also a fucking stud and I'd go gay for you, but that's besides the point (call me). Anyway, I know how potentially devastating it can be to have male pattern baldness. It seriously fucked with my mental health and self-confidence when I had to go through it.
Fortunately, there are options to deal with it and potentially halt MPB. I'll be speaking from my own experience here, in hopes that it can help Jerma or other folks here who are dealing with it. A few years ago I did research into a medication called Propecia (aka Finasteride or Proscar), which reduces a hormone that directly causes MPB. After two years of taking finasteride, it seems to have halted my MPB entirely. Maybe 5% - 10% of the hair I'd lost came back as well, which is about ordinary (it won't bring back all your lost hair, it just keeps it from getting worse, just to set expectations). The important thing is that I've noticed zero hair loss ever since then.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma Balding
A message for Jerma, concerning hair loss
Jerma seemed to have been really stressing about his hair on stream today, and I absolutely know how that feels. I might as well post my experience about a potential solution here, in the off chance he sees it. Also, I'm not giving anyone medical advice, I'm just a dude on the internet talking about his experience, so keep that in mind. Anyway, here goes.
First and foremost, Jerma, I think your hair looks fine as it is currently. Trust me when I say I've seen way worse hairlines than yours. I knew a kid who had a baldspot at 16 (pretty unfortunate). So overall I wouldn't worry about your hair as it is now. You're also a fucking stud and I'd go gay for you, but that's besides the point (call me). Anyway, I know how potentially devastating it can be to have male pattern baldness. It seriously fucked with my mental health and self-confidence when I had to go through it.
Fortunately, there are options to deal with it and potentially halt MPB. I'll be speaking from my own experience here, in hopes that it can help Jerma or other folks here who are dealing with it. A few years ago I did research into a medication called Propecia (aka Finasteride or Proscar), which reduces a hormone that directly causes MPB. After two years of taking finasteride, it seems to have halted my MPB entirely. Maybe 5% - 10% of the hair I'd lost came back as well, which is about ordinary (it won't bring back all your lost hair, it just keeps it from getting worse, just to set expectations). The important thing is that I've noticed zero hair loss ever since then.
Esco is such a cool dude. It’s a shame he’s ruining his health with tobacco. I know it’s his life and he can do what he wants, but I wish he quit and I know that will never happen in this lifetime. FeelsBadMan
Submitted by:anonymous
Smoking
Esco is such a cool dude. It’s a shame he’s ruining his health with tobacco. I know it’s his life and he can do what he wants, but I wish he quit and I know that will never happen in this lifetime. FeelsBadMan
Can you guys please stop spamming and posting fast in the chat? My laptop is old and it overheats and lags when the chat is posting fast. Please stop doing these things so my laptop won’t be laggy and overheat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Chat going too fast.
Can you guys please stop spamming and posting fast in the chat? My laptop is old and it overheats and lags when the chat is posting fast. Please stop doing these things so my laptop won’t be laggy and overheat.
IS THAT.. A WOMAN?? BARK BARK WOOF BE MY DISCORD KITTEN
Submitted by:oisf9eds
is that a woman
IS THAT.. A WOMAN?? BARK BARK WOOF BE MY DISCORD KITTEN
MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO? CALMA AÍ, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO?
ELE FALOU QUE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO E QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR, MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE POR ISSO QUE ELE VAI MORRER NO BRONZE, EU NÃO POSSO JOGAR COM BRONZE CARA, O CARA FALA QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR
MULEQUE SE EU QUISESSE ME DIVERTIR EU TAVA NA PRAIA CATANDO TATU, EU TINHA BOTADO NO TV XUXA NA TELEVISÃO, EU TAVA COMENDO PUTA, FAZENDO ALGUMA COISA EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A MERDA DESSE JOGO, EU NÃO SERIA PLATINA, EU NÃO JOGARIA PRA CARALHO PRA porra MULEQUE PRA ME DIVERTIR, QUANDO EU JOGO EU JOGO PRA VENCER, EU NÃO JOGO PRA ME DIVERTIR, EU JÁ FALEI, MULEQUE, SE EU JOGO E O CARA FAZ AQUILO, O CARA ME MATA O CARA MANDA UM JAX ME DAR UM BEIJO, O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE EU FAÇA MULEQUE O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE FAÇA???
MULEQUE SE EU TE CHAMAR PRA JOGAR, E TU FOR A merda DE UM JOGADOR CASUAL TU NÃO ACEITA A PORRA DO CONVITE, POR QUE TU VAI LEVAR RAGE TU VAI FICAR IGUAL UMA putinha TU NÃO VAI AGUENTAR O RAGE E VAI FICAR CHORANDO VAI FALAR QUE EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, SE EU TÔ JOGANDO O JOGO SE EU TÔ VENCENDO SE EU GOSTO DE VENCER EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, E NÃO VEM FALAR aAaAaAaAaA vOcE tEm QuE LeVaR o JoGo Na BrInCaDeIrA
SE EU QUISESSE BRINCAR EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A PORRA DE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, EU TAVA JOGANDO ADOLETA LÁ NA PUTA QUE PARIU
Submitted by:anonymous
MULEQUE, É SÓ UM JOGO? CALMA AÍ, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO?
ELE FALOU QUE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS É SÓ UM JOGO E QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR, MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE MULEQUE POR ISSO QUE ELE TÁ NO BRONZE POR ISSO QUE ELE VAI MORRER NO BRONZE, EU NÃO POSSO JOGAR COM BRONZE CARA, O CARA FALA QUE EU TENHO QUE JOGAR PRA ME DIVERTIR
MULEQUE SE EU QUISESSE ME DIVERTIR EU TAVA NA PRAIA CATANDO TATU, EU TINHA BOTADO NO TV XUXA NA TELEVISÃO, EU TAVA COMENDO PUTA, FAZENDO ALGUMA COISA EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A MERDA DESSE JOGO, EU NÃO SERIA PLATINA, EU NÃO JOGARIA PRA CARALHO PRA porra MULEQUE PRA ME DIVERTIR, QUANDO EU JOGO EU JOGO PRA VENCER, EU NÃO JOGO PRA ME DIVERTIR, EU JÁ FALEI, MULEQUE, SE EU JOGO E O CARA FAZ AQUILO, O CARA ME MATA O CARA MANDA UM JAX ME DAR UM BEIJO, O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE EU FAÇA MULEQUE O QUE QUE TU QUER QUE FAÇA???
MULEQUE SE EU TE CHAMAR PRA JOGAR, E TU FOR A merda DE UM JOGADOR CASUAL TU NÃO ACEITA A PORRA DO CONVITE, POR QUE TU VAI LEVAR RAGE TU VAI FICAR IGUAL UMA putinha TU NÃO VAI AGUENTAR O RAGE E VAI FICAR CHORANDO VAI FALAR QUE EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, SE EU TÔ JOGANDO O JOGO SE EU TÔ VENCENDO SE EU GOSTO DE VENCER EU LEVO A PORRA DO JOGO A SÉRIO, E NÃO VEM FALAR aAaAaAaAaA vOcE tEm QuE LeVaR o JoGo Na BrInCaDeIrA
SE EU QUISESSE BRINCAR EU NÃO TAVA JOGANDO A PORRA DE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, EU TAVA JOGANDO ADOLETA LÁ NA PUTA QUE PARIU
Closed the door to memories
To the room that used to be
Yours and mine for all to see
Bid farewell to you and me
Took me half a year to smile again
Just for me to smile again
Don't know just how or why but then
Keeping myself preoccupied
Oh babe how I tried
Got to start again, got to live again
Got to do it all over on my own
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
Would have loved to walk with you
Down our only avenue
Our tomorrow ours to dream
You and me the tightest team
Didn't know that love could slip away
So I gave it all I could
Up and left me all alone one day
Giving you the best that I could give
The only way I could
Gave you all I got, gave you all my love
Gave you everything I ever lived for
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
Didn't we see our heaven here on earth
Baby please forget-me-not
Didn't we almost see forevermore
Never ever gonna regret the way we loved
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
I'm in love with you is what I long to say
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japanese lyrics translated to english
Closed the door to memories
To the room that used to be
Yours and mine for all to see
Bid farewell to you and me
Took me half a year to smile again
Just for me to smile again
Don't know just how or why but then
Keeping myself preoccupied
Oh babe how I tried
Got to start again, got to live again
Got to do it all over on my own
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
Would have loved to walk with you
Down our only avenue
Our tomorrow ours to dream
You and me the tightest team
Didn't know that love could slip away
So I gave it all I could
Up and left me all alone one day
Giving you the best that I could give
The only way I could
Gave you all I got, gave you all my love
Gave you everything I ever lived for
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
Didn't we see our heaven here on earth
Baby please forget-me-not
Didn't we almost see forevermore
Never ever gonna regret the way we loved
I'm missing you more and more with time
And you'll never know how bad I long for you
I miss your touch and your sweet caress
Each and every sleepless night
To feel you again I lay awake and then I close my eyes
I'm in love with you is what I long to say