"Females are a genetic risk for homosexuality." - AI Dungeon
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"Females are a genetic risk for homosexuality." - AI Dungeon
The Quiet Man is a video game released on November 1st, 2018. The idea of the game was to step into the role of a deaf character, battling multiple hordes of the same enemy and at the same time having epilepsy attacks due to lights appearing out of nowhere to give the player a "super move" that was able to oneshot a single enemy.
The plot is understood only after finishing the game for the first time, because Square Enix thought it was a smart idea to have the player replay that shit in an NG+ with the only difference being the audio activated. The plot is also shit: the protagonist name is revealed to be Dane and his mother died from a pair of shoes, his father is abusive and he works for people he's known since childhood.
Apparently Dane has super powers that allow him to become the famous Quiet Man when wearing a mask, gaining an attack boost that allows him to oneshot the same copy of the same one enemy army multiple times. At the end of the game it turns out that Dane is also able to become a supreme dark entity (similar to a plague doctor) that Square Enix thought was a good idea to introduce, even if it makes absolutely no sense with the plot.
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The Quiet Man plot summary
The Quiet Man is a video game released on November 1st, 2018. The idea of the game was to step into the role of a deaf character, battling multiple hordes of the same enemy and at the same time having epilepsy attacks due to lights appearing out of nowhere to give the player a "super move" that was able to oneshot a single enemy.
The plot is understood only after finishing the game for the first time, because Square Enix thought it was a smart idea to have the player replay that shit in an NG+ with the only difference being the audio activated. The plot is also shit: the protagonist name is revealed to be Dane and his mother died from a pair of shoes, his father is abusive and he works for people he's known since childhood.
Apparently Dane has super powers that allow him to become the famous Quiet Man when wearing a mask, gaining an attack boost that allows him to oneshot the same copy of the same one enemy army multiple times. At the end of the game it turns out that Dane is also able to become a supreme dark entity (similar to a plague doctor) that Square Enix thought was a good idea to introduce, even if it makes absolutely no sense with the plot.
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Ah, your butt is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Just show your face in broad daylight, ah
I'm tellin' you on who I feel, ah
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill
Shamone, ah, shamone
Lay it on me, ah, alright
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Just show your stuff or let it be, ah
I'm tellin' you, just watch your mouth, ah
I know your game, what you're about
Well, they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true, ah
But, my friend, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
Shamone, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
The word is out, you're doin' it wrong, ah
Gon' lock you up before too long, ah
Your lyin' eyes gon' tell you right, ah
So listen up, don't make a fight, ah
Your talk is cheap, you're not a man, ah
You're throwin' stones to hide your hands
Well, they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true, ah
But, my friend, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place, ah
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face?
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now (hoo, hoo)
Just to tell you once again (hoo)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone
Submitted by:anonymous
Bad by Michael Jackson
Ah, your butt is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Just show your face in broad daylight, ah
I'm tellin' you on who I feel, ah
Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill
Shamone, ah, shamone
Lay it on me, ah, alright
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Just show your stuff or let it be, ah
I'm tellin' you, just watch your mouth, ah
I know your game, what you're about
Well, they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true, ah
But, my friend, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
Shamone, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
The word is out, you're doin' it wrong, ah
Gon' lock you up before too long, ah
Your lyin' eyes gon' tell you right, ah
So listen up, don't make a fight, ah
Your talk is cheap, you're not a man, ah
You're throwin' stones to hide your hands
Well, they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true, ah
But, my friend, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
We can change the world tomorrow
This could be a better place, ah
If you don't like what I'm sayin'
Then won't you slap my face?
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now (hoo, hoo)
Just to tell you once again (hoo)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone
“Hey, you ok babe?” The wife of a man in his late 20’s would say, very concerned. “Honey…it’s the nutshack” The husband would replay
“I’m sorry what?”
“Every morning I wake up, “ITS. THE. NUTSHACK”. Every time I close my eyes, all I can see is dickman’s big dick. You know why our sex hasn’t been as good?”
“Is it because of the chastity cage?” The wife replies. “Because we could start using that again-“
“Wha- no! It’s not the chastity cage, I threw that out for a reason.” The husband would say. “I’m telling you, it’s too much nutshack. It’s either the DVD set, or ME. At this point, that’s the only thing that can decide us”
“Well, then it’s the DVD set. I’m sorry, honey. The nutshack is just to funny…” the wife responds to this ultimatum
“That’s ok. I’ll leave now”
The husband walks out with the keys. Hours later, he is found dead with a bullet wound in his head. The gun in which the wound came from was determined to be stolen.
If this taught you anything, it should have been…never watch the Nutshack. Ever
Submitted by:anonymous
Honey, it’s the Nutshack
“Hey, you ok babe?” The wife of a man in his late 20’s would say, very concerned. “Honey…it’s the nutshack” The husband would replay
“I’m sorry what?”
“Every morning I wake up, “ITS. THE. NUTSHACK”. Every time I close my eyes, all I can see is dickman’s big dick. You know why our sex hasn’t been as good?”
“Is it because of the chastity cage?” The wife replies. “Because we could start using that again-“
“Wha- no! It’s not the chastity cage, I threw that out for a reason.” The husband would say. “I’m telling you, it’s too much nutshack. It’s either the DVD set, or ME. At this point, that’s the only thing that can decide us”
“Well, then it’s the DVD set. I’m sorry, honey. The nutshack is just to funny…” the wife responds to this ultimatum
“That’s ok. I’ll leave now”
The husband walks out with the keys. Hours later, he is found dead with a bullet wound in his head. The gun in which the wound came from was determined to be stolen.
If this taught you anything, it should have been…never watch the Nutshack. Ever
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yo mama is really bad at ikis ikis ikising with me and lmaoooooo yo mama works in mc donald and this is from lmaohub.com and its a very good website lmao kys faggot i like windows imagine using ubuntu pov you use linux sudo apt install pornhub lmaooo so how do you poop in a candle thats impossible!!!!! 😎😎👍👍👍 i use amogusian linux, i think its a very good os it uses 1999% of my cpu omg whats the smoke here omggggg my pc farted i need to put ma dick in my cpu to add power to it. please give me free robux im 7 yo i want robux you promised to my son free bobux generator 2023 working no virus no captcha required omg ubuntu sucks!!!!! hi im girl gib me free nitro 9 months im giril imma send you nudes and you will cum 9 liters !!!!! by the way actually ummm uhhh what ummmm uhhh aha i got it umm actually i play among us in 2022 its a good game ggs i hack in roblox i died in a pixel blok game 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i need to buy vape v4 its so good client even bypasses anti-gay anti cheat! i farted and it smells like buggati what color is your pussy amogus gus sus. that user with the username Ikisbokislujitik#2848 said send me your ip address for free robux and i send it now he give me free robux!!! im so happy omg who is that guy with a knife on my door? oh thats not knife thats robux!!! WAIT WAT DONT KILL ME WAIT!!1,tkjyij
The Fortnite EvoChrome Shotgun has a large horizontal spread, and no vertical spread. When players deal damage to opponents or wildlife, the Fortnite EvoChrome Shotgun can evolve when the player reaches the threshold. Pressing reload will reload the weapon and evolve it to the next rarity. The highest rarity it can evolve to is Mythic. Each evolution increases the weapons stats, and decreases the spread of the weapon. Players cannot evolve the weapon without enough ammo to reload it. Fortnite EvoChrome Shotgun ranges from dealing 81 damage per shot to 98 damage per shot (121.5 damage per second to 294). Fortnite EvoChrome Shotguns use Ammo Shells and have a headshot multiplier of 1.75x. The Fortnite EvoChrome Shotgun reloads one shell at a time. The Fortnite EvoChrome Shotguns are the best Fortnite guns from Fortnite.
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I was just walking on the beach when I just saw a giant turtle. It was just so big that I could just imagine riding the big daddy turtle. I just climbed on and the turtle just started to penetrate me into the just ocean. We just went so fast that we just eventually reached the mars Elon Musk was cumming on the turtle. I just got off the turtle and just started to moan. I just found a secret handle inside the turtle that was flacid slippery and smelled like I just came in my pants. that just led to a magical kingdom. The queen of England just welcomed me and I was just so overcoming with joy that I cried when I saw my Queen of England (rip my queen) who I serve under and I just immediately moaned and just adopted the turtle.
(His name is Isabella de la Cruz y Montoya de Vasquez, my secks buddy, very hot turtle who makes me cream)
I was just walking on the beach when I just saw a giant turtle. It was just so big that I could just imagine riding the big daddy turtle. I just climbed on and the turtle just started to penetrate me into the just ocean. We just went so fast that we just eventually reached the mars Elon Musk was cumming on the turtle. I just got off the turtle and just started to moan. I just found a secret handle inside the turtle that was flacid slippery and smelled like I just came in my pants. that just led to a magical kingdom. The queen of England just welcomed me and I was just so overcoming with joy that I cried when I saw my Queen of England (rip my queen) who I serve under and I just immediately moaned and just adopted the turtle.
(His name is Isabella de la Cruz y Montoya de Vasquez, my secks buddy, very hot turtle who makes me cream)
This town is full of monsters.
How can you just sit there and eat pizza?!
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SILENT HILL 2
This town is full of monsters.
How can you just sit there and eat pizza?!
Gulsah <3
Submitted by:anonymous
Gulsah <3
I fucking hate midgets. Why do we have to have real life Keebler elves in our lives???? What is the point of being a fucking dwarf ass midget???? Being a midget is the equivalent of having Down Syndrome WITH HOW DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ARE. Midgets can't even drive. BOOSTER SEATS IN RESTARAUNTS AND YOURE 45 GERALD. YOURE GONNA BE A GERIATRIC MIDGET WHEN YOU GET OLDER, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA LIVE IN A WHEELCHAIR IF YOU CANT EVEN REACH THE WHEELS??????
Submitted by:cola
I fucking hate midgets. Why do we have to have real life Keebler elves in our lives???? What is the point of being a fucking dwarf ass midget???? Being a midget is the equivalent of having Down Syndrome WITH HOW DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ARE. Midgets can't even drive. BOOSTER SEATS IN RESTARAUNTS AND YOURE 45 GERALD. YOURE GONNA BE A GERIATRIC MIDGET WHEN YOU GET OLDER, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA LIVE IN A WHEELCHAIR IF YOU CANT EVEN REACH THE WHEELS??????
Am I the asshole for accidentally leaving my 5 year old in the deep freezer?
We were playing Hide and Seek and I was the seeker. I could hear my 5 year old son run down the stairs as I was counting. All I heard was a door open and close and I wasn't sure what door he opened. I could only guess it was his room because I he had a history of hiding in there. I go and check and I can't find him in there; I spent a good 20-30 minutes in each room searching for my son. I couldn't find him anywhere so I went back upstairs waiting for him to realize the game is over like he does whenever he wins. I was watching football and I hear my wife come home and I still haven't found my son. I tell her that I still haven't found him and she starts beating me with her Stilettos. We search the garage and we see the frozen body of my 5 year old son. He was hiding in the deep freezer for over 4 hours and he was already dead by the time we found him. I told the police that my wife did it and she was sent to prison for life and was killed by a gang member for not wanting to join the Cuddle Bear Gang. I am still a free man. This is not an admission of guilt. This can not be used against me in the court of law. AITA?
Submitted by:cola
Am I the asshole for accidentally leaving my 5 year old in the deep freezer?
We were playing Hide and Seek and I was the seeker. I could hear my 5 year old son run down the stairs as I was counting. All I heard was a door open and close and I wasn't sure what door he opened. I could only guess it was his room because I he had a history of hiding in there. I go and check and I can't find him in there; I spent a good 20-30 minutes in each room searching for my son. I couldn't find him anywhere so I went back upstairs waiting for him to realize the game is over like he does whenever he wins. I was watching football and I hear my wife come home and I still haven't found my son. I tell her that I still haven't found him and she starts beating me with her Stilettos. We search the garage and we see the frozen body of my 5 year old son. He was hiding in the deep freezer for over 4 hours and he was already dead by the time we found him. I told the police that my wife did it and she was sent to prison for life and was killed by a gang member for not wanting to join the Cuddle Bear Gang. I am still a free man. This is not an admission of guilt. This can not be used against me in the court of law. AITA?
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's a family guy!
Songwriters: Walter Murphy. For non-commercial use only.
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It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's a family guy!
Songwriters: Walter Murphy. For non-commercial use only.
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too. Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back, to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt. He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the D. K. crew. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size to suite her mood. She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can flout through the air and clime up trees. If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He has no style, he has not grace, This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you, Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong. He'll make you smile when he play's his tune, But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong Huh Finally he's here for you he's here for you, It's the last member of the D.K. crew. This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy. He can pick up a bolder with relative ease Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move stow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy. Huh C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Oh yeah
Submitted by:Dk rap
Rap song from hit game donkey kong64
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too. Put your hands together if you want to clap, As we take you through this monkey rap. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back, to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt. He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, He's the first member of the D. K. crew. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, She can shrink in size to suite her mood. She's quick and nimble when she needs to be, She can flout through the air and clime up trees. If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong He has no style, he has not grace, This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out just for you, Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong D.K. Donkey Kong is here. He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jetpack on, With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong. He'll make you smile when he play's his tune, But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you. Huh D.K. Donkey Kong Huh Finally he's here for you he's here for you, It's the last member of the D.K. crew. This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy. He can pick up a bolder with relative ease Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move stow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy. Huh C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells. Oh yeah