EVILLAK
Large monstrosity, neutral evil
Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 102 (12d10 + 36)
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 8 (-1) 9 (-1) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Str +7, Dex +4
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons that aren't silvered
Senses darkvision 120 ft., tremorsense 30 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages Undercommon
Challenge 7 (2,900 XP)
Rampage. When the evillak reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack on its turn, the evillak can take a bonus action to move up to half its speed and make a bite attack.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The evillak makes three attacks, one with its bite and two with its claws.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d4 + 4) piercing damage, and the target is
grappled (escape DC 14) if it's a Large or smaller creature. The evillak has two claws, each of which can grapple only
one target, and if it's using a claw to grapple a creature, it can't attack a different creature with that claw.
Submitted by:anonymous
EVILLAK STATS
EVILLAK
Large monstrosity, neutral evil
Armor Class 15 (natural armor)
Hit Points 102 (12d10 + 36)
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft.
STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA
19 (+4) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 8 (-1) 9 (-1) 12 (+1)
Saving Throws Str +7, Dex +4
Damage Immunities bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons that aren't silvered
Senses darkvision 120 ft., tremorsense 30 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages Undercommon
Challenge 7 (2,900 XP)
Rampage. When the evillak reduces a creature to 0 hit points with a melee attack on its turn, the evillak can take a bonus action to move up to half its speed and make a bite attack.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The evillak makes three attacks, one with its bite and two with its claws.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage.
Claw. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d4 + 4) piercing damage, and the target is
grappled (escape DC 14) if it's a Large or smaller creature. The evillak has two claws, each of which can grapple only
one target, and if it's using a claw to grapple a creature, it can't attack a different creature with that claw.
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Jerma's streams suck, he has less than five thousand viewers. The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
Submitted by:anonymous
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Jerma's streams suck, he has less than five thousand viewers. The show could have been less racist and less racist. This is where I will go on a rant.
You see, Blizzard is a small indie company so their funding isnt on the same level as other big game companies that have been extremely popular for many years and have a huge fan base to fund their products.
Submitted by:anonymous
You see, Blizzard is a small indie company so their funding isnt on the same level as other big game companies that have been extremely popular for many years and have a huge fan base to fund their products.
For me
I really like corn
What do you like about corn?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
Well, the best thing about corn is the grease
The corn break can restore your energy
You really appreciate the hard work when you love something
If you or anyone loves corn
If you come to me, I can tell you all about it
If I was surrounded by corn
I would eat all of it, grow big and strong
Look at this, take a lump with the knob
Spread butter on
Boil it and toast it with the grease
Butter spreads out the good taste
I just saw corn as disgusting
But everything changed
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
I hope you have a corntastic day (A corntastic day?)
What? It's just a pun about corn, okay? (Woo)
It's corn!
When it's like negative in the world
Take the corn break! (Corn break)
Take the corn break! (Corn dance!)
Ippety, bibbly, diddly-bop (Corn dance)
Anything else you wanna say about corn before we go?
Yeah
What?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
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Made art by tariq_bruh_2008
For me
I really like corn
What do you like about corn?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
Well, the best thing about corn is the grease
The corn break can restore your energy
You really appreciate the hard work when you love something
If you or anyone loves corn
If you come to me, I can tell you all about it
If I was surrounded by corn
I would eat all of it, grow big and strong
Look at this, take a lump with the knob
Spread butter on
Boil it and toast it with the grease
Butter spreads out the good taste
I just saw corn as disgusting
But everything changed
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
I hope you have a corntastic day (A corntastic day?)
What? It's just a pun about corn, okay? (Woo)
It's corn!
When it's like negative in the world
Take the corn break! (Corn break)
Take the corn break! (Corn dance!)
Ippety, bibbly, diddly-bop (Corn dance)
Anything else you wanna say about corn before we go?
Yeah
What?
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (it has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
It's corn!
I can tell you all about it
I mean, look at this thing
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
It's corn!
Hello, by the time you get done reading this they will find me, but before I go I have a few last things to say. Nothing is real, this is just a simulation. Who you think you are is not who you actually are. life is not what it seems. You are James Matison Sheitels, you went missing on May 18, 2001, at 5:27 .............T̸̲̥͖͍͖̾̓̈͋̕h̸̠̼̚ͅḛ̶̡̫̣̣̰̜͒y̷̙̳̿͐͗͂̉͘ ̴̼͆ţ̵͔͕̤̱̬͐̓͝ͅo̵̬͔̼̲̜͘͝ŏ̸̮͔̊̿̓̈́̈́k̵̨̛͎͉͈͚̩͗͆̓͝ ̶̛̩̩ẏ̵͓̹̱̖͕̈͌͠ō̴̢̻͉͈̞̳̑͗͐ͅú̴̯̻̬̫͖.̷̯̹͈̉̋̈͊͐....D̶̢͓̜̥̩̮̏́̕͠ǫ̶̤̲͇̬̺͌͐͛͆̐̚͘ṅ̴̞̺̖͉̋͂̊́̊t̵̼͈͓͖̍͛̊̽̉͝ ̶̖̥͎̞̩̇̽́͌͜g̵̳͑̑͑͠o̷̧̮̭̳̮͓̒́̊̊̂ ̸̬̓b̵͕̭̐â̷̧̠͖̖͍c̴̡̠͕̹͋́̌k̷̞̊ ̶̢̟͉̝̻̒ẗ̵̟o̵̺͍̤̠̪͛̇ͅ ̴͚̩̠̲͎̖̅͒̈͜s̶̥̞̰̘̰̫̹͗͒̏̓͝ļ̴̬̍͛͒̃ẽ̸̤̜̬͔̲̓ȩ̴̫͑p̷̩̬̦͈͌̈͗̎......
And if ignore my warning all I can say is, "I warned you."
Submitted by:The Truth
This is not fake lissen to my warning.
Hello, by the time you get done reading this they will find me, but before I go I have a few last things to say. Nothing is real, this is just a simulation. Who you think you are is not who you actually are. life is not what it seems. You are James Matison Sheitels, you went missing on May 18, 2001, at 5:27 .............T̸̲̥͖͍͖̾̓̈͋̕h̸̠̼̚ͅḛ̶̡̫̣̣̰̜͒y̷̙̳̿͐͗͂̉͘ ̴̼͆ţ̵͔͕̤̱̬͐̓͝ͅo̵̬͔̼̲̜͘͝ŏ̸̮͔̊̿̓̈́̈́k̵̨̛͎͉͈͚̩͗͆̓͝ ̶̛̩̩ẏ̵͓̹̱̖͕̈͌͠ō̴̢̻͉͈̞̳̑͗͐ͅú̴̯̻̬̫͖.̷̯̹͈̉̋̈͊͐....D̶̢͓̜̥̩̮̏́̕͠ǫ̶̤̲͇̬̺͌͐͛͆̐̚͘ṅ̴̞̺̖͉̋͂̊́̊t̵̼͈͓͖̍͛̊̽̉͝ ̶̖̥͎̞̩̇̽́͌͜g̵̳͑̑͑͠o̷̧̮̭̳̮͓̒́̊̊̂ ̸̬̓b̵͕̭̐â̷̧̠͖̖͍c̴̡̠͕̹͋́̌k̷̞̊ ̶̢̟͉̝̻̒ẗ̵̟o̵̺͍̤̠̪͛̇ͅ ̴͚̩̠̲͎̖̅͒̈͜s̶̥̞̰̘̰̫̹͗͒̏̓͝ļ̴̬̍͛͒̃ẽ̸̤̜̬͔̲̓ȩ̴̫͑p̷̩̬̦͈͌̈͗̎......
And if ignore my warning all I can say is, "I warned you."
>Drives towards woman
>Woman starts running away
>“Is someone chasing her”
>starts following woman
>woman is actively running away in the other direction from him
>”someone else must be chasing her”
Submitted by:anonymous
>Drives towards woman
>Woman starts running away
>“Is someone chasing her”
>starts following woman
>woman is actively running away in the other direction from him
>”someone else must be chasing her”
can ⬛️ taste 🐭 you ⤴️ from 🐜 here. ™️ Yes, 😯 your 🏠 taste 🔲 is 🤗 wonderful, 😶 it 🔹 makes 🚗 me 🌗 joyful, ☔️ I 🌸 love 👬 it. ♠️ I ⛵️ will 😇 find 😪 you, 🌒 and 🖌 vore 📬 you. 😳 I 📨 can't 🐺 wait 🚤 to 🤔 taste ⛩ up 🉑 close. 🔐 My 🔬 nostrils 🚸 are 🎚 already 🎨 filled 👎 with 😪 your ◽️ stench, 😱 god, 👥 I 🔁 have 🐶 gotten 🏋 so 😐 happy ↕️ already. 👒 I 🦄 can't 🕎 wait 👒 to 🌤 find 🚀 you 💲 and 😦 eat 👐 you, 🍢 you'll 🔰 taste 💛 so 🗾 good. 🐸 After ⏸ that, 🍉 I'll 🌒 eat 🍌 your 🐒 spouse, 🏮 then 🚮 your 💳 husband, 🐇 and 💡 both 👦 of 🏌 them 🐨 will 🍧 taste 🐨 perfect 🕶 too.
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pov A emoji nerd making a copy pasta
can ⬛️ taste 🐭 you ⤴️ from 🐜 here. ™️ Yes, 😯 your 🏠 taste 🔲 is 🤗 wonderful, 😶 it 🔹 makes 🚗 me 🌗 joyful, ☔️ I 🌸 love 👬 it. ♠️ I ⛵️ will 😇 find 😪 you, 🌒 and 🖌 vore 📬 you. 😳 I 📨 can't 🐺 wait 🚤 to 🤔 taste ⛩ up 🉑 close. 🔐 My 🔬 nostrils 🚸 are 🎚 already 🎨 filled 👎 with 😪 your ◽️ stench, 😱 god, 👥 I 🔁 have 🐶 gotten 🏋 so 😐 happy ↕️ already. 👒 I 🦄 can't 🕎 wait 👒 to 🌤 find 🚀 you 💲 and 😦 eat 👐 you, 🍢 you'll 🔰 taste 💛 so 🗾 good. 🐸 After ⏸ that, 🍉 I'll 🌒 eat 🍌 your 🐒 spouse, 🏮 then 🚮 your 💳 husband, 🐇 and 💡 both 👦 of 🏌 them 🐨 will 🍧 taste 🐨 perfect 🕶 too.
OwO, how's it going my furry daddies? Are you doing great?~ You are? That's great! Here are some interesting things about WATASHI!: I'm a pansexual transgender (down with cis!) cyclist, and I LOVE animals, mostly because they're my spirit animal! I love yuri, which is why I dray furry yuri! Did I mention I was a HUGE furry? I love furries! One day I'll get a cute furry girlfriend and we can go to furrycon together! Thank you for reading this, bye, OWO!
Submitted by:BetArtist
Furry seducing you
OwO, how's it going my furry daddies? Are you doing great?~ You are? That's great! Here are some interesting things about WATASHI!: I'm a pansexual transgender (down with cis!) cyclist, and I LOVE animals, mostly because they're my spirit animal! I love yuri, which is why I dray furry yuri! Did I mention I was a HUGE furry? I love furries! One day I'll get a cute furry girlfriend and we can go to furrycon together! Thank you for reading this, bye, OWO!
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.”
“Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.”
“Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.”
“I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.”
“15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.”
“30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.”
“Craziest day of my fucking life”
Submitted by:anonymous
“So i work at 7-11 right, pretty boring job, im on my phone pretty much the whole time. But then one Saturday morning i hear some noise outside.”
“Im used to hearing teenagers drunkenly brawling about who gets the girl they like or some shit like that, happens all the time. So you can imagine my surprise when I open up the security cams, and see a full fledged medieval fucking warzone.”
“Im talking a dude with a bow and arrow, some 30 year old dad with a longsword, and some little guy with a great axe, all fighting 300 or so huge men covered head to toe in green paint and steel armour.”
“I call the police like any good employee would. They say they’re gonna be there in 15 minutes. 3 minutes go by and a news helicopter shows up and starts broadcasting the fiasco. I don’t know if they wanted a good view or something because they were like 4 feet from crashing into the pavement.”
“15 minutes go by, police still aren’t here, most of the green guys are actually fucking dead, and im scared for my life.”
“30 minutes, no popo. There are 70 or so green guys left who start running away. The 3 medieval motherfuckers in the middle start cheering or some shit. Then they come bursting through the 7-11 doors, im shitting myself, and get this. They order a couple bags of Doritos, and like 9 bottles of soft drink and leave.”
“Craziest day of my fucking life”