ok so one day i was eating subway sandwiches and it had some weird tasting mayo, before i complained to the librarian i remembered i shouldn’t eat in the library, but where should i eat so i can watch my orange youtube (pornhub) the mayo was my cum from masturbating to elsa from frozen licking gru from minions dick. I asked the librarian for condoms but she said if i was masturbating to please leave so i took off all my clothes and rubbed my dick on her. The trial starts at 10am tomorrow
Submitted by:all jizzed up
I cummed on a subway sandwich
ok so one day i was eating subway sandwiches and it had some weird tasting mayo, before i complained to the librarian i remembered i shouldn’t eat in the library, but where should i eat so i can watch my orange youtube (pornhub) the mayo was my cum from masturbating to elsa from frozen licking gru from minions dick. I asked the librarian for condoms but she said if i was masturbating to please leave so i took off all my clothes and rubbed my dick on her. The trial starts at 10am tomorrow
so one day i feeling real horny and saw a toilet paper tube thinking it would feel pretty good so i stuck my huge dick inside it but i forgot to lube so my dick all red and i’m covered w/ cum, any ideas what to put my dick into and jizz on next?
Submitted by:horny jeff bezos
i fucked a toilet paper roll…
so one day i feeling real horny and saw a toilet paper tube thinking it would feel pretty good so i stuck my huge dick inside it but i forgot to lube so my dick all red and i’m covered w/ cum, any ideas what to put my dick into and jizz on next?
please use this only on nintendo direct or sm64 live
it's Plumbing Time!
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nora is a bad character on fallout 4, she died in the start of story on only one hour
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nora is a bad character on fallout 4, she died in the start of story on only one hour
sonic the Hedgehog is the worst enemy of kazuma kiryu in yazuka, he tries to rob our rings using his green hill mafia, but failed almost getting killed by the same, kiryu after beating the hedgehog said "you have to look your choices, spike pig!" starting the war on sega, sonic just respond "in a day, you eat those words"
Submitted by:anonymous
sonic the Hedgehog is the worst enemy of kazuma kiryu in yazuka, he tries to rob our rings using his green hill mafia, but failed almost getting killed by the same, kiryu after beating the hedgehog said "you have to look your choices, spike pig!" starting the war on sega, sonic just respond "in a day, you eat those words"
I remember going to watch the gladiator fights, and they'd come out in their noble looking, oversized shoes, for kicking opponents, and their noses red from previous battles, and their flowers that squirt water to confuse the enemy. The good old days pants even used to fall down, like a sort of flash bang to stun the enemy for a split second and allowing you to win. Those guys were the real warriors, not these US marine clowns
Submitted by:anonymous
I remember going to watch the gladiator fights, and they'd come out in their noble looking, oversized shoes, for kicking opponents, and their noses red from previous battles, and their flowers that squirt water to confuse the enemy. The good old days pants even used to fall down, like a sort of flash bang to stun the enemy for a split second and allowing you to win. Those guys were the real warriors, not these US marine clowns
In the Bible, Jesus performed a miracle where he fed 4000 people. In December 2021, Mr Beast did a charity where he fed 10000 families. This means that Mr beast is better than Jesus Christ. We will crucify him on the money cross on money on Black Friday and he will be resurrected on Beaster. We will celebrate his birthday, now known as Beastmas. He will write a book known as the Beast Bible. Eventually, Beastiality will spread everywhere and almost everyone will have the Mr Beast emblem in their houses. We will let it influence our government. Eventually, everyone will come to accept Mr Beast as our true lord and savior.
Submitted by:anonymous
In the Bible, Jesus performed a miracle where he fed 4000 people. In December 2021, Mr Beast did a charity where he fed 10000 families. This means that Mr beast is better than Jesus Christ. We will crucify him on the money cross on money on Black Friday and he will be resurrected on Beaster. We will celebrate his birthday, now known as Beastmas. He will write a book known as the Beast Bible. Eventually, Beastiality will spread everywhere and almost everyone will have the Mr Beast emblem in their houses. We will let it influence our government. Eventually, everyone will come to accept Mr Beast as our true lord and savior.
I download today's Instagram.
Realy, I didn't joke and with my long experiment of... 5 hours (wow) in Instagram, I can say that it is the worst thing about Instagram.
I can't just post my photo and delete it. I'm tired of this stupid app, I'm tired of this stupid design, and I'm tired of the fact that every time I want to do something in Instagram, it shows me a video ad (or several)!
I mean, what's the point? It's not even like you're making money from those ads! You're just showing them for no reason at all! And then when you finally find out how to get rid of them, they show up again!
This is so frustrating. Why should we have an app that makes us feel like we're being spied on? And how can anyone enjoy using an app where they have to constantly worry about getting caught by their friends or family? It's not fun at all.
It seems like every day there are new apps being released with similar features as Instagram but without these issues... So why does Instagram still exist?! This question has been bugging me for years now and I don't know what else to do except complain about it on Reddit..
Submitted by:#Love
Why I hate Instagram
I download today's Instagram.
Realy, I didn't joke and with my long experiment of... 5 hours (wow) in Instagram, I can say that it is the worst thing about Instagram.
I can't just post my photo and delete it. I'm tired of this stupid app, I'm tired of this stupid design, and I'm tired of the fact that every time I want to do something in Instagram, it shows me a video ad (or several)!
I mean, what's the point? It's not even like you're making money from those ads! You're just showing them for no reason at all! And then when you finally find out how to get rid of them, they show up again!
This is so frustrating. Why should we have an app that makes us feel like we're being spied on? And how can anyone enjoy using an app where they have to constantly worry about getting caught by their friends or family? It's not fun at all.
It seems like every day there are new apps being released with similar features as Instagram but without these issues... So why does Instagram still exist?! This question has been bugging me for years now and I don't know what else to do except complain about it on Reddit..