I AM DRIVING A LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK, MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS BLINDING LIGHT LEDS HEADLIGHTS, POSITIONED EXACTLY AT EYE LEVEL. I AM CURRENTLY TAILGATING YOU IN THE RIGHT LANE, EVEN THOUGH YOUR GOING 20 MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT, AND THE LEFT LANE IS OPEN. THERE ARE MONSTER ENERGY AND BOX RACING STICKERS ON THE REAR WINDSHIELD OF MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. THERE ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN MUD TIRES AND MASSIVE CHROME RIMS ON MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. I MAKE THIRTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR AND THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS A WISE FINANCIAL DECISION. I BRING CASES OF BUD LIGHT TO GIRLS AT HIGH SCHOOL PARTIES, WHILE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN ARE AT HOME. MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS A GUN RACK, WHICH HOLDS THE AR-15 THAT I BOUGHT AT WALMART. MINI COOLERS KICK ASS.
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I AM DRIVING A LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK, MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS BLINDING LIGHT LEDS HEADLIGHTS, POSITIONED EXACTLY AT EYE LEVEL. I AM CURRENTLY TAILGATING YOU IN THE RIGHT LANE, EVEN THOUGH YOUR GOING 20 MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT, AND THE LEFT LANE IS OPEN. THERE ARE MONSTER ENERGY AND BOX RACING STICKERS ON THE REAR WINDSHIELD OF MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. THERE ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN MUD TIRES AND MASSIVE CHROME RIMS ON MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. I MAKE THIRTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR AND THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS A WISE FINANCIAL DECISION. I BRING CASES OF BUD LIGHT TO GIRLS AT HIGH SCHOOL PARTIES, WHILE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN ARE AT HOME. MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS A GUN RACK, WHICH HOLDS THE AR-15 THAT I BOUGHT AT WALMART. MINI COOLERS KICK ASS.
Thanks bro
Submitted by:anonymous
It means a lot.
Thanks bro
OK
Submitted by:Starvin102
OK
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I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Submitted by:anonymous
Cope
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Can't do it anymore dude. Can't. *cough cough cough* I'm fucking sick of this, dude. I'm sick of these fucking players SPAMMING rift-to-go's every single- I- I've- I- I- I've had enough man. Nah I'm not even fucking kidding dude. I've had enough- I can't do it- I'm not even- I'm- I'm leaving. I'm- I'm done. I'm done. In fact, I'm honestly dude? I'm not even gonna- I'm not even gonna; I gotta take a break from streaming dude. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro...
Submitted by:Ninja
Ninja rage quits streaming
Can't do it anymore dude. Can't. *cough cough cough* I'm fucking sick of this, dude. I'm sick of these fucking players SPAMMING rift-to-go's every single- I- I've- I- I- I've had enough man. Nah I'm not even fucking kidding dude. I've had enough- I can't do it- I'm not even- I'm- I'm leaving. I'm- I'm done. I'm done. In fact, I'm honestly dude? I'm not even gonna- I'm not even gonna; I gotta take a break from streaming dude. I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro...
FNATIC GAME PAUSE HACK? 沒有頭髮 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 沒有頭髮 L9 BUG ABUSE 沒有頭髮 GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 沒有頭髮 EU WINSTREAK WORLDS EXPLOIT 沒有頭髮 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]
Submitted by:anonymous
FNATIC GAME PAUSE HACK? 沒有頭髮 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 沒有頭髮 L9 BUG ABUSE 沒有頭髮 GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 沒有頭髮 EU WINSTREAK WORLDS EXPLOIT 沒有頭髮 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]
I am as safe as you could possibly be. It's never gonna happen. You'll never dunk me you fuckers! Fuck all of ya! It's never gonna hap- *gets dunked*
OH NO! Ohnono I can't believe it. Not my Dell Inspiron 4100!
Submitted by:anonymous
I am as safe as you could possibly be. It's never gonna happen. You'll never dunk me you fuckers! Fuck all of ya! It's never gonna hap- *gets dunked*
OH NO! Ohnono I can't believe it. Not my Dell Inspiron 4100!
Woolie Verus Jerma, Woolie Verus Jerma, everyone wants to see what happens!
Submitted by:anonymous
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Woolie Verus Jerma, Woolie Verus Jerma, everyone wants to see what happens!
👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰 👅🫦bongs🍆🍑 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
Submitted by:anonymous
👀👀What’s up sluts!👩🎤👩🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂♀️monarchists👸💂♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰 👅🫦bongs🍆🍑 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩🎤birds👩🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
I smell like a toad
Submitted by:biboxgd
toad
I smell like a toad
Sir, please don’t make the same mistake again. We will rightfully block your account because you did not conform to proper workspace etiquette and force you to move to another state because of your lack of basic grammar. As such, we will be warning you for now, and the next time you do it your account will be blocked”
Submitted by:anonymous
Sir, please don’t make the same mistake again. We will rightfully block your account because you did not conform to proper workspace etiquette and force you to move to another state because of your lack of basic grammar. As such, we will be warning you for now, and the next time you do it your account will be blocked”
use grammar!!11!!
Submitted by:anonymous
use grammar!!11!!
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I did it! I went outside! It was actually really coo They had tons of prefabs and even the grass prop! I tried copying it but my phone didn’t work. Damn phone, anyway I found a cash register prop. I’ve been really needing it for a project so I’m taking it home.
Submitted by:anonymous
Fortnite Creative IRL
I did it! I went outside! It was actually really coo They had tons of prefabs and even the grass prop! I tried copying it but my phone didn’t work. Damn phone, anyway I found a cash register prop. I’ve been really needing it for a project so I’m taking it home.
A message for Jerma, concerning hair loss
Jerma seemed to have been really stressing about his hair on stream today, and I absolutely know how that feels. I might as well post my experience about a potential solution here, in the off chance he sees it. Also, I'm not giving anyone medical advice, I'm just a dude on the internet talking about his experience, so keep that in mind. Anyway, here goes.
First and foremost, Jerma, I think your hair looks fine as it is currently. Trust me when I say I've seen way worse hairlines than yours. I knew a kid who had a baldspot at 16 (pretty unfortunate). So overall I wouldn't worry about your hair as it is now. You're also a fucking stud and I'd go gay for you, but that's besides the point (call me). Anyway, I know how potentially devastating it can be to have male pattern baldness. It seriously fucked with my mental health and self-confidence when I had to go through it.
Fortunately, there are options to deal with it and potentially halt MPB. I'll be speaking from my own experience here, in hopes that it can help Jerma or other folks here who are dealing with it. A few years ago I did research into a medication called Propecia (aka Finasteride or Proscar), which reduces a hormone that directly causes MPB. After two years of taking finasteride, it seems to have halted my MPB entirely. Maybe 5% - 10% of the hair I'd lost came back as well, which is about ordinary (it won't bring back all your lost hair, it just keeps it from getting worse, just to set expectations). The important thing is that I've noticed zero hair loss ever since then.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma Balding
A message for Jerma, concerning hair loss
Jerma seemed to have been really stressing about his hair on stream today, and I absolutely know how that feels. I might as well post my experience about a potential solution here, in the off chance he sees it. Also, I'm not giving anyone medical advice, I'm just a dude on the internet talking about his experience, so keep that in mind. Anyway, here goes.
First and foremost, Jerma, I think your hair looks fine as it is currently. Trust me when I say I've seen way worse hairlines than yours. I knew a kid who had a baldspot at 16 (pretty unfortunate). So overall I wouldn't worry about your hair as it is now. You're also a fucking stud and I'd go gay for you, but that's besides the point (call me). Anyway, I know how potentially devastating it can be to have male pattern baldness. It seriously fucked with my mental health and self-confidence when I had to go through it.
Fortunately, there are options to deal with it and potentially halt MPB. I'll be speaking from my own experience here, in hopes that it can help Jerma or other folks here who are dealing with it. A few years ago I did research into a medication called Propecia (aka Finasteride or Proscar), which reduces a hormone that directly causes MPB. After two years of taking finasteride, it seems to have halted my MPB entirely. Maybe 5% - 10% of the hair I'd lost came back as well, which is about ordinary (it won't bring back all your lost hair, it just keeps it from getting worse, just to set expectations). The important thing is that I've noticed zero hair loss ever since then.
Esco is such a cool dude. It’s a shame he’s ruining his health with tobacco. I know it’s his life and he can do what he wants, but I wish he quit and I know that will never happen in this lifetime. FeelsBadMan
Submitted by:anonymous
Smoking
Esco is such a cool dude. It’s a shame he’s ruining his health with tobacco. I know it’s his life and he can do what he wants, but I wish he quit and I know that will never happen in this lifetime. FeelsBadMan
Can you guys please stop spamming and posting fast in the chat? My laptop is old and it overheats and lags when the chat is posting fast. Please stop doing these things so my laptop won’t be laggy and overheat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Chat going too fast.
Can you guys please stop spamming and posting fast in the chat? My laptop is old and it overheats and lags when the chat is posting fast. Please stop doing these things so my laptop won’t be laggy and overheat.