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So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
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Bakugan battle brawlers opening narration
I know this is gonna sound weird, but one day, my whole world changed. You see, cards started dropping from the sky, coming down like rain. At first we didn't know where they were coming from or who sent them. We only knew they were more than just ordinary playing cards. And it was happening all around the world: in the north; and the south. They landed everywhere. Together with my new online friends from around the world, we invented a wicked new game we called 'Bakugan'. That's when the power of the cards was revealed: Each one held its own battling beast which came to life when you threw it down. The battles were intense, and if you chose the wrong card, you lost it AND the beast inside. But that's only half the story: another even bigger battle was taking place in a parallel universe called Vestroia. My name is Dan, and together with my friends Runo, Marucho, Julie, Mr. Hotshot himself Jerma, and Alice, we are the Bakugan Battle Brawlers!"
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why aren't you laughing?
i said balls.
balls are funny.
i still don't see you laughing.
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you arent laughing.
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emergency meeting.
report.
i think there is something wrong with you.
laugh.
-sigh-
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haha.
why aren't you laughing?
i said balls.
balls are funny.
i still don't see you laughing.
what if i say.... AMOOOONGOOS?
you arent laughing.
have you broken?
emergency meeting.
report.
i think there is something wrong with you.
laugh.
-sigh-
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Jerma hops up on stage wearing a blue and yellow sequin tuxedo, commencing the dance off with Thirteen. Jerma busts out classic movies like The Walk, which is easily one-upped by Thirteen's flips, before Jerma crowns himself the winner of the battle. Being a sore loser, Jerma tells Thirteen to fuck off before they call the judges to decide who should really win. Jerma takes off his sequin tux and attacks Thirteen, who wrestles aging 36 year old to the floor. Ludwig calls for the real Jerma to come foward, and Jerma and Thirteen get into an argument, both trying to convince the judges of their status as the real Jerma. Drawing a pistol, Ludwig shouts at the Jermas to stand down before Dr. Smoixan takes the gun, in futile attempt to diffuse the situation. Ster grabs the gun and shoots Jerma in legs and in the stomach, bleeding to death on stage before being dragged off stage by Ster, with Thirteen being cheered on by the judges, deserving of his victory as the new Jerma985.
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"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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