if Hiko 👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the Ascent B site🚪🔴 with my boy on Sova 🌈🕰
Submitted by:Hiko valorant
if Hiko 👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the Ascent B site🚪🔴 with my boy on Sova 🌈🕰
Look, vegetables! We r vegetarian we don't do that. The 🌎
is like black magic, like witchcraft. We need the ☀️
be nice to the ☀️
. Don't pollute, pick up litter, we 💚
the earth. Nothin wrong w/ vegetarian, vegetables will still grow. We need ☀️
tho. Be nicer, love 🌎
. 🌎
is mystical! Water the 🌎
. Plant 🍅
, 🥦
, just plant dig out the dirt deep, we don't give a F abt grass. We care abt food. Plants + vegtbls up in here. SPREAD THE WORD. MMM VEGETABLES! I'm vegetarian! - veg lady
Submitted by:Jovian
MMM VEGETABLES
Look, vegetables! We r vegetarian we don't do that. The 🌎
is like black magic, like witchcraft. We need the ☀️
be nice to the ☀️
. Don't pollute, pick up litter, we 💚
the earth. Nothin wrong w/ vegetarian, vegetables will still grow. We need ☀️
tho. Be nicer, love 🌎
. 🌎
is mystical! Water the 🌎
. Plant 🍅
, 🥦
, just plant dig out the dirt deep, we don't give a F abt grass. We care abt food. Plants + vegtbls up in here. SPREAD THE WORD. MMM VEGETABLES! I'm vegetarian! - veg lady
I was at a club and I heard a girl in the bathroom having a really miserable time leaning over the sink looking really fucked up and I was like oh hi how are you are you okay? she said her name was Susan and she wasn't feeling well. I asked her what she took. she said she took four dumps and I was like no honey what did you *take*
Submitted by:anonymous
I was at a club and I heard a girl in the bathroom having a really miserable time leaning over the sink looking really fucked up and I was like oh hi how are you are you okay? she said her name was Susan and she wasn't feeling well. I asked her what she took. she said she took four dumps and I was like no honey what did you *take*
Jerma is the EASIEST ghost hunter to kill. He only has fight instinct and no flight instinct at all. A GHOST is RUNNING towards him on the GROUND and all he does is scream out “ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND” you have LEGS young Elbertson RUN
Submitted by:anonymous
Jerma is the EASIEST ghost hunter to kill. He only has fight instinct and no flight instinct at all. A GHOST is RUNNING towards him on the GROUND and all he does is scream out “ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND ITS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND” you have LEGS young Elbertson RUN
"You come into MY dms, ask for MY time, tell me to come into YOUR LITTLE CALL, and ABUSE YOUR VIEWERS LIKE IM SOME TOOL TO BE MADE USE OFF?! Voice actors are booked at an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 DOLLARS! And you asked for a rush order today, so that'll double the rate! It'll be 400 DOLLARS FOR THIS SADOMASOCHISM SESSION, you better be ready to PAY THE FUCKING PIPER! Oh, and by the way, you need to rank up your fucking style points, TRAVIS! TRY SWITCHING WEAPONS FROM TIME TO TIME! ITS DIGUSTING THE WAY YOU PLAY!"
"Do you take arbys gift cards?"
"FUCKING DIE"
Submitted by:anonymous
Gabriel Ultrakill bullies Trav Guy
"You come into MY dms, ask for MY time, tell me to come into YOUR LITTLE CALL, and ABUSE YOUR VIEWERS LIKE IM SOME TOOL TO BE MADE USE OFF?! Voice actors are booked at an hourly rate, Travis, and mine is 200 DOLLARS! And you asked for a rush order today, so that'll double the rate! It'll be 400 DOLLARS FOR THIS SADOMASOCHISM SESSION, you better be ready to PAY THE FUCKING PIPER! Oh, and by the way, you need to rank up your fucking style points, TRAVIS! TRY SWITCHING WEAPONS FROM TIME TO TIME! ITS DIGUSTING THE WAY YOU PLAY!"
"Do you take arbys gift cards?"
"FUCKING DIE"
肥豬王
黎俊霖
生日快樂
Submitted by:Double
test
肥豬王
黎俊霖
生日快樂
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Submitted by:anonymous
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Preserving video and audio is slightly
uncomfortable, because it's like time travelling
to confront or combat your past self. Needing
to revisit almost a different person, who no
longer exists. You aren't the you from before,
and you can feel it. Your memories almost
clash into each other when you think or see
back, almost like two different peoples feeling
agreeing and disagreeing at the same time.
You are the same, but that person doesn'
exist. It only exists because it lives in your
brain. That person will never exist again, it's
only fleeting part of your mind, and you
accounts are all you have. Memories turn into
well acted plays, that you yourself start
becoming the audience for.
Submitted by:anonymous
Jer,a…
Preserving video and audio is slightly
uncomfortable, because it's like time travelling
to confront or combat your past self. Needing
to revisit almost a different person, who no
longer exists. You aren't the you from before,
and you can feel it. Your memories almost
clash into each other when you think or see
back, almost like two different peoples feeling
agreeing and disagreeing at the same time.
You are the same, but that person doesn'
exist. It only exists because it lives in your
brain. That person will never exist again, it's
only fleeting part of your mind, and you
accounts are all you have. Memories turn into
well acted plays, that you yourself start
becoming the audience for.
Is Jerma985 real?
Jerma985 (or simply Jerma) is an American live streamer, YouTuber, and voice actor. He is best known for his elaborate, "borderline surreal" engagement-based livestreams on Twitch. Boston, Massachusetts, U.S. Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.
Submitted by:anonymous
Is Jerma985 real?
Jerma985 (or simply Jerma) is an American live streamer, YouTuber, and voice actor. He is best known for his elaborate, "borderline surreal" engagement-based livestreams on Twitch. Boston, Massachusetts, U.S. Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.
How do I get my husband to stop going 'Jerma Mode' during zex?
TLDR; My husband says 'Jerma Mode activated' when we start to have zex, growls and acts like some lame streamer, and then says 'Jerma Mode off' when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
I really love my husband and he's always great in bed. But recently he's been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in 'Jerma Mode'. We didn't really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband had a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He's an incredibly short man, but this was the first time I've ever seen him cry. I think since then, he's been a little emotionally unwell. I've heard him muttering, 'Jer,a…' repeatedly when he didn't notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have zex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said 'Jerma Mode activated', starting growling, and went wild having zex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental zex I've ever had, but I'm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
Edit: The problem isn't the 'Jerma Mode', it's that he could be a serial killer
Submitted by:anonymous
Jer,a…
How do I get my husband to stop going 'Jerma Mode' during zex?
TLDR; My husband says 'Jerma Mode activated' when we start to have zex, growls and acts like some lame streamer, and then says 'Jerma Mode off' when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.
I really love my husband and he's always great in bed. But recently he's been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in 'Jerma Mode'. We didn't really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband had a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He's an incredibly short man, but this was the first time I've ever seen him cry. I think since then, he's been a little emotionally unwell. I've heard him muttering, 'Jer,a…' repeatedly when he didn't notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have zex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said 'Jerma Mode activated', starting growling, and went wild having zex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental zex I've ever had, but I'm worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?
Edit: The problem isn't the 'Jerma Mode', it's that he could be a serial killer
"Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile.
Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats.
I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself.
"These fucking catboys got us again."
Submitted by:killme
baseball catboy sex (3/3)
"Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile.
Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats.
I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself.
"These fucking catboys got us again."