It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.
Submitted by:anonymous
It's confirmed: Jerma985 is pregnant.
Quick backstory: I was out with my husband at Costco the other day when I spotted Jerma 9000 sneaking into the bathroom. I thought he looked wicked dumb doing it so, out of curiosity, I asked my wife if I could borrow her pregnancy test that she keeps in her purse. I waited for Jermy to come out of the bathroom before I entered and I found where he had peed (I knew because his pee was scarily dark. Drink some water dude.) and I scraped the pregnancy test against the urinal and waited for a few minutes.
I'm sure you all know by the title that the test came back positive. I ran back out to my girlfriend to show her and we immediately ran home to write out this reddit post.
TLDR: I wasn't able to catch up to Jerma. We found him in the parking lot but he had already sped off in his Hummer, leaving a thick blanket of smog in the Costco parking lot.
I can't do this anymore! UGH IM GETTING MAD! I swear im gonna go to Japan and dress up in a skirt, so when the creeps take photos or videos of my underskirt they get a Willy Wonka surprise
I was told Japan is kawaii and kirei, but instead its full of no good divorced men taking pictures of femboys' underskirts
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
Submitted by:kawaii 6ft straight white cis man
Im sick and TIRED OF THIS STUFF
I can't do this anymore! UGH IM GETTING MAD! I swear im gonna go to Japan and dress up in a skirt, so when the creeps take photos or videos of my underskirt they get a Willy Wonka surprise
I was told Japan is kawaii and kirei, but instead its full of no good divorced men taking pictures of femboys' underskirts
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
Submitted by:yo_what_is1
skull and bones
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
Submitted by:anonymous
skull and bones
any news about hand to hand combat in skull and bones or boarding ships the game gameplaywise looks like its stuck in 2010 there are multiple pirate games yall can learn the wrongs and rights from like blackwake and others to make a banger we know yall can
I have the boner and the horny
Not gay if you are wearing socks my homie
I want my face between breasts
I keep failing my tests
Starting to touch my dick
The hottest video i shall pick
The urges to fuck
But i am out of luck
Bitchless and alone
Watching xvideos on my phone
Submitted by:u/past-bobcat7919
Horny poem
I have the boner and the horny
Not gay if you are wearing socks my homie
I want my face between breasts
I keep failing my tests
Starting to touch my dick
The hottest video i shall pick
The urges to fuck
But i am out of luck
Bitchless and alone
Watching xvideos on my phone
Red 🛑 and ❓ black ⚫️ , I 👀 dress 👗 eagle 🦅 on 😀 my 👈 chest 👤, Good 😆 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 🤭 Albanian 🇦🇱 , Keep 🏠 my 👉 head 👶 up ⬆️ for ⏩ that 👉 flag 🇦🇱 I 👀 die 💀, I’m 😀 proud 😝 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 😃 Albanian 🇦🇱
Submitted by:AlbanianIbuki
Good to be an Albanian
Red 🛑 and ❓ black ⚫️ , I 👀 dress 👗 eagle 🦅 on 😀 my 👈 chest 👤, Good 😆 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 🤭 Albanian 🇦🇱 , Keep 🏠 my 👉 head 👶 up ⬆️ for ⏩ that 👉 flag 🇦🇱 I 👀 die 💀, I’m 😀 proud 😝 to 2️⃣ be 🐝 an 😃 Albanian 🇦🇱
don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + cope
Submitted by:∛Cubic³#8490
ur mom
don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + cope