Reynad copypastas

Reynad, you have inspired me so much. Without you I would never have been able to come to terms with my genital warts and how they are natural. I am no longer ashamed of them and would like you to someday see them! Thank you.

☑ “This team's salary is CRAZY!” ☑ “Reynad's contract can't win against a salary like C9's” ☑ "They NEEDED precisely those bonuses to get me to sign" ☑ “They bribed the only player that would turncoat” ☑ "They had the perfect negotiator" ☑ “There was nothing Reynad could do” ☑ “I backstabbed that perfectly"

(◕‿◕✿) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (◕‿◕✿)

Keep sharing spoilers guys! Those shows seem so interesting, I'm so glad I'm reading all these spoilers. What about some Game of Thrones spoilers now? How hard can you spoil it?

I think I'm gonna soulfire this Flame Imp right in the pussy. - Reynad 2014

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Hello Reynad my name is Dennis, and I am 12. I drink 3 beers per day because of your stream. Mom said I am going to leave outside like a dog because drunk children live outside. I am sad. please help me.

Those 2 names share 4 letters. Half way between 2 and 4 is 3. Hyp3d also has a 3 in his name. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. TempoStorm = Illuminati CONFIRMED MATH CANT BE WRONG GUYS

Hey Reynad, A dinosaur here. I was recently locked up but I killed the zoo owner. However, I was not able to find the key on him. How will this affect my chains?

Everyone knows # of arena wins has a direct correlation with the length of a man's penis. so far reynad's dick seems to be only 2in Kappa

Hey Reynad, Melvin Roede de Paard here. Horse penis IS food in some countries! It is eaten here in the Netherlands, it is eaten in Slovakia, and horse penis is also eaten by your hungry butthole!

Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Sniperino

( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ ) I LIKE MY MEMES DANK ( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ )

Hey reynad i'm an artist, i fucked up my picture, how will this effect my embroidery frame?

Hey Reynad I'm a military strategist in Mother Russia, how do you think we will conquer Ukraine

Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.

Wtf are you doing, just hunter's mark face and kill him?! FailFish

This is a campaign from Tagliatelli. We have been noticing sales drops as a result of people's choice of regular pasta rather than the much more tasty tagliatelli. Would you all please stop spreading copy pasta and start copy tagliatelli?

fuckin reymad m8, why do you look like you're 15 years old? You even old enough to drive there m8? I used to remember back in the old day your dad would yell at you on stream. I miss those days. Somebody needs to smash your face m8 all you do is play hearthstone all day. You obviously don't lift with those leper gnome guns you got there.