[Copypasta] Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.

twitchquotes: Listen up gentlemen, I've got a task for you, you hear? This scrawny, Edward Cullen-looking m**********r says he loves pasta. Now, I'm not an expert on gay vampires, but as the best chefs in the world, we have an obligation. Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
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Don't get salt Reynad!

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

salty

All MOBAs copied Pong

twitchquotes: DotA, LoL, HoN and HoTS are just a copy of Pong, and Pong is a copy of tennis
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

twitchquotes: Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

What is inside that taco? Reynad's tournament wins

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull 0 TBCheesePull TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD'S TOURNAMENT WINS LUL
twitch chat
May 2016
Reynad

Classic

Hearthstone

Having trouble climbing the ladder this season

twitchquotes: Hey Andrew, it's your mother. I have noticed that you are having trouble climbing the ladder this season and wanted to let you know that there is this website called Tempostorm.com that will help you get to legend. The nice man in the video said that you could stay ahead of the meta and becsome legendary.
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad
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