[Copypasta] Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.

twitchquotes: Listen up gentlemen, I've got a task for you, you hear? This scrawny, Edward Cullen-looking m**********r says he loves pasta. Now, I'm not an expert on gay vampires, but as the best chefs in the world, we have an obligation. Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.
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January 2015
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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Reynad's mother messages Reynad

twitchquotes: Greeting Andrey, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Jeffery boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see..
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Reynad

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Me and you know the real struggle

twitchquotes: Reynaldo, I have consistently around ten viewers, and its so annoying whenever I stream because I constantly get sniped, these plebs wouldn't understand, me and you know the real struggle. I have an 100% win rate when im not streaming and only a 5% when I am, just like you.
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Reynad

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twitchquotes: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Sniperino
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Reynad

Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
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January 2015
Reynad

Velen's chosen Prophet Velen

twitchquotes: deIlluminati when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence? deIlluminati
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April 2015
Reynad

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