[Copypasta] Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
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July 2015
Reynad

salty

What happened to this ad? :(
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Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!

twitchquotes: You're acting similar to a squirrel eating his peanuts! XD Guess who's an adorable squirrel? It's you Reynad!! Wooo. Let's see how many peanuts you can hide in your cheeks! Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!
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May 2015
Reynad

Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant

twitchquotes: PogChamp only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant RNCelephant
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August 2016
Reynad

My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—‰ ΝœΚ– β—‰) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (β—‘ ΝœΚ– β—‘) I just lost another tournament (ΒΊ ΝœΚ– ΒΊ) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
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November 2014
Reynad

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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January 2015
Reynad

Great day, isn't it Reynad?

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June 2015
Reynad
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